Had so much fun in Shanghai! And don’t think i’ve partied so much in my entire life!
Hennessy Artistry’s Press Conference:
#1
Top: Liz Lisa Dolman Knit. Bottom: Liz Lisa Corduroy shorts.
#2
#3
This is a comparison between the real mermaid hair (on the right) and Cheat One™ Mermaid Hair (on left). I’d like to announce that i love my Mermaid Hair!!! It’s really so convenient i don’t need to bring curler when i go traveling anymore and the volume is like whooooooosh. 😀
Quick update after Hennesy Artistry Shanghai Press Con.
And guess who met the stars!!!!!!!!!
Sa Ding Ding, China’s new age artiste.
Seo in Young FTW!!!!!!!
(Yes, go on. You totally have my full permission to be jealous.)
She is super cute omgomgomg. And she has like one of the nicest Korean noses! I like.
And super tall Ciara who looks exactly like her wax fugure. And her backside nice until kenot nice wtf that’s what i’d been staring at whole day. She said she likes my hair! So if next time you see her with braided mermaid hair you know where it comes from hehehe.
Nothing.
(Except super long hair, maybe.)
I was browsing through some of the old photos taken last year and they disgusted me. i couldn’t believe i was so blind to put up with my crap hair for such a long time. I know people said oh Ringo (Ring, now) you look awesome with shorter hair fresher younger taller whatever.
SHUT TURF!
Long hair is for ever.
I will never let anyone convince me to cut my hair short again. Ever.
Screw makeovers. I want my hair to be exactly the way i want it to be.
I can’t say i didn’t regret. My hair is no longer shiny ebony and healthy. So much bleach they used. But once you ditch black, you will never go back. It’s color maintenance forever. And it makes your hair worse. It’s a vicious cycle.
She apologized. Post taken down.
Pls look at cute Japanese girls instead.
Thanks.
Haih. So deja vu.
This is me in his eyes.
dont worry i will put my kneepads on
walk around with you at your level
and i have LONG ARMS
so can get good ‘downward angle’
—Oliver Denton, 200cm.
Cheesie: How did you grow so tall? You eat like a hamster.
Oli: *shrug*
Cheesie: How tall are your parents?
Oli: Not tall at all. My mom’s about your height, and my dad’s slightly taller than her.
Cheesie: O.o
Oli: *whisper* Shhhh. It’s the post man.
HAHAHHAHA
His head is never in the picture.
Because it’s China, baby.
Everytime we encounter something weird/ funny/ silly/ stupid/ frustrating/ surprising/ incredibly cheap (in both sense)/cheesinomous, Oli and I will shrug and say coolly “well, it’s China!”.
#1 Ringo in Shanghai. It’s called Shanghai Tan.
#2 A box out of no where on a street.
#3 Well. People have their needs. Everywhere. It’s China.
They sell tigers and leopards by the roadside.
#4 Just dead and skinned.
#5 Apparently they are real. Only like, RMB100 each.
It’s called 520. From Shanghai. With love.
Oli gave me a can of hair spray when i was doing my hair extension. (Thanks for waiting i less than 3 you!)
Must be a new sister brand from Za.
I turned the can to the back.
Then Oli made me read the instructions out loud. It was impossible. I couldn’t go on because i was trembling so hard it annoyed the lady who was doing my hair. I had to bite my hand real hard to stop the laughter.
Maybe you can try reading it out loud for me.
Now you can f*** the hair spray, for good.
Thank you guys for the support! Feels great that I’m not the only one in this…
*sings We’re All In This Together*
Ok, that’s waaaaay to cheesy. lol.
ANYHOW, we have yet another banner done this time thanks to Michelle from http://blankedshit.blogspot.com that you see above. THANKS MICHELLE!!
By the way, our dear friend Oli started a Facebook group to vote for Ringo, so if you have Facebook then do join in and invite your friends too!
Let’s take things to a different level shall we? After all, after watching episode 3 of the Malaysian Dreamgirl, I think it’ll be best to show that she’s not normally that kind of person as portrayed by the crew at MDG, I mean, she wrote what she wrote, and that just shows she’s being completey honest about it… how was anyone supposed to know that she’d be called back right in, right?
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