Saw this banner outside Ikano.

A closer look.

A (relatively) new shop that sells pies. Apparently they make you super emo. You will then sigh like no tomorrow.

There’s this story about a girl who fell in love with a chicken pie (not like the chicken pie blogger’s chicken pie, but you know, the chicken pie).

To cut the story short, the chicken pie dumped her. The girl then killed the pie for revenge.

Haih. Piepie ah Piepie. Why did you break my heart. You know i loved you so much! read more

I witnessed a very disturbing incident today.

Went back to Seremban today on an assignment. Ate beef noodles and Hakka mee in Pasar Seremban. Yummy!

I walked out from the pasar and saw this MPS (Majlis Perbandaran Seremban) truck that stopped in between the building and the bridge, with the MPS crew standing around.

I was heading towards the car park and there was this tall, skinny guy wearing an MPS uniform walking in front of me. Not far away sat a middle-aged Chinese newsvendor, and i saw the MPS guy approach him. read more

Update:

Quote of the century.
I walked Cheddie at the park just now. An uncle saw her and said to his children, “Eh look, there’s a white cat”.

/update

I cannot accept defeat.

I didn’t finish the Prawn Pasta Alfredo not because i’m less cheesable now, but because… the penne pasta looked like Cheddie when she curls comfortably in her igloo! Totally put me off. Yea that’s the reason why. Ahem.

Went to Pavilion’s Opening with Porkie. Then we went to Skin Food for a one hour product testing. Haha because they just only opened right, all the testers were brand new, we got to be the first ones to use lo, so shiok. read more

Click and watch Cheddie play fetch many many times. Her favorite toys are lighters. You know what to give her for pressies next time. 😉

So like,

*dials 0172595526*

“Hello David. I think i could use some help. See, I’m going back to my hometown for Mooncake Festival this Saturday, and i have this super kepoh great grand aunty who will never stop asking when i’m getting married. Will you be my temporary boyfriend for a night and how much do you charge per hour? I provide free transportation. You can be gentle all you want, but not too playful la.”

“And oh yea, did i mention that your Yellow Digiman outfit is hot. And i can see that it gives you full coverage. Haha sorry, trying to be punny again. But please wear proper attire when you meet my family? Though i’d think that your striking yellow outfit very much matches my cheesiness perfectly.” read more

Warning: Go away. I’m in my blah whatever i don’t care mood. You don’t wanna read this boring piece of unintelligent crap with spoilers galore.

I’m on this silly mission to watch all the top 250 movies in IMDB. Most of the time the high ratings are justified (it’s quite impossible 200,000 people can be all wrong about one movie), except a few tulan moments where you can’t help but think that either you have a horrible taste in movies, or idiotic movies attract idiots who vote idiotically. Take Pan’s Labyrinth for example. 8.5 is so awfully overrated. I think all 24,609 people who voted 10 are all Spanish. And oh, how can i forget Little Miss Sunshine, 8.2. I dunno why it won 2 Oscars. It’s a kind of movie that contributes to your wtfish mood all day. read more