14 hours directly flight, 1 and a half hour connecting flight, and a 25 minutes bus trip after, i am in Edinburgh, Scotland. It is about 8PM here and it is still bloody bright.

I tell you.

Not that my friends never warned me, not that i didn’t do my homework (ok, i didn’t.). But there’s no summer in UK. It is so bloody cold. I wore the warmest clothes i have in my luggage and i am still shivering. I don’t believe it (I repeated that sentence for at least 80 times today). read more

I love this campaign. Not to say that i’m a cruel and heartless person, but along the years i have turned down countless charity requests by random strangers because they either sounded dubious, badly organized or required too much of my effort.

But not Digi’s Love To Save. Just one click, and you will help Digi raise RM150,000 for charity. You don’t even need to fork out one single cent. This is perfect for people with a charitable heart but are too kiamsiap have no time to redeem themselves some karma points. read more

Went with Keju, Ching, Cin and Jac. Best travel buddies ever. Keju sent a damn pro itinerary to us. We just had to pack,  grab our passports and fly.  It was the most detailed and fun itinerary i have ever seen. Everyone i forwarded this mail to was convinced to go to Bali some time soon. All of us were super touched to see the effort he put in (like writing an advertorial liddat!!), and i suggested we all pay him ten thousand each as compensation.

In Rupiah, of course.

Everyone printed a copy of this itinerary out and hold on to it like bible. Cin even studied it like she’s going for exam and highlighten the important points what turf. Why you so cute one. read more

A lot of people requested to read about my humble little crib. I was a little reluctant to blog about it at first, because first of all it’s a very intimate and personal thing to me. And i’m an absolutely territorial person i  protect my space so fiercely, any invasion of privacy is deemed a declaration of war.

I moved in about a year ago to this new place, and i furnished and decorated it from four empty walls (okay, i just counted, there are more than just 4). I can write like 20 posts on furniture and home deco advice, (non of an expert, but i’d say im more than experienced after having been cheated and regretted my purchase so many times). It has been an emotional journey. Owning your own place. It feels like Christmas. All glittery and beautiful on the outside, and warm and cozy on the inside. Best feeling in the world. read more

One week without internet what turf. Bali’s hotels cheat one. All say got internet but don’t really have one. >_<

Update very soon!

In response to Corntoz’s latest competition, you will find in this entry that how even snacking can be divaishly bimbotic for a Bimbo Diva.

The competition is called “Express Yourself”, which gives everyone an opportunity to share with the world how they snack on Corntoz in their own unique way. It may be ugly (or in this case, bimbotic), but the key is to stay who you are and never to change yourself for anything.

So this girl, Let’s call her Biva, is a typical air-head who spends 2/3 of her time looking into the mirror squeezing a pimple or teaching her teacup Maltese dumb tricks (and failing miserably, because all the pooch does is pee on her skirt) or filing her nails and bling them up abit too excessively. Well if any consolation, at least she has a talent in decorating and has an ambition, which is to open a nail parlor when she successfully seduces the right man to marry her. read more

Looks like the whole world is in Bali now.

Internet is omfg slow.

Hate.

I’m not using my MY number. Roaming is freaking ex. So anything contact me at +6281999950169 k. Thanks!

Update soon. I will tryyyyyyyy to update my twitterk.

(lazy to type long title)

SO!!!

As i was telling you, Henrietta Ze Hunter was trapped by the evil crane-like Vulture. So erm…

Ok la actually, this part 2 is cheat one. I was just too tired to continue typing. And it was late, you know, sleepiness washed over me like ze wave… whooosh.

Anyway let’s finish ze story shall we. So Henrietta fell into this deep gutter, and was trapped there for exactly 871 seconds, before ze swine flew across the pitch and rescued her (how they got out of the cage is, well, irrelevant here). read more

I think hor, i should add a recipe category, because i have been cooking quite a lot. You know like how some food blogs have these “How to Cook (whatever)” category to teach you how to cook whatever. 

I still can’t decided if i am hardworking or lazy. Because cooking is such a fuss, and walking outside under hot sun to tapao food sounds like an even more tragic option, and i’m too lazy to change and go out anyway.  So i cook.

So from now on, you might, from time to time, read about my kind-of, sort-of, not really cooking. Maybe i will name it “Perfect Recipe for Disaster”. Here, you will read about a million ways How Not to Cook (whatever). read more

Today i want to tell you an extremely long story.

After successfully hunting down some criminals and solving a major crime case in Zuzumbu Village (that involved the most notorious Dook Mafia), Henrietta the Hunter now has another case on her hands. If you still remember her that is.

Ze brainy blonde French lass who can pop coins out of her head.

It was reported that innocent animals were dying in this place called Shanghaizoo, a village across the Atlantic Pacific in Greenland, not to be confused with ze city in China. read more