Pun of the day:
Run for the high heels for she commited a cyn-di.

Went CD shopping today.

Holy Hayley!!!

So happy! My holiest angel has a new album!

I randomly picked up a album, it was Cyndi Wang’s “Magic Cyndi”.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!

She and her forever (and super annoying) left face again!!!!!

To read (or re-read) how she drove me crazy with her left face, click here.

When i looked closer at the CD cover, i sensed that something was wrong.

Yea, i know she has super gorgeous pins. And has super gorgeous 5 inch stilettos. read more

No no no.. not the one with fluffy teddies and cornily cute greeting cards.

I’m talking about a street where a huge pasar pagi (morning market) in Ipoh takes place, selling basically, erm… junks.

And i was worried no one would buy my hand-me-down clothes in Wardrobe. Here, you can sell anything. And i mean anything your little juicy brain can think of.

Okay, it might be more apt to call this the “Grand Theft Market” because as i was told, most of the things sold are stolen. I’m not sure you will be happy or angry if you happen to see your stolen pair of smelly Nike on sale for RM5! read more

Pun of the day:
Ipoh is full of fun! They got hor fun, chee cheong fun, chao fun, and curry fun.

Went to Ipoh for friend’s wedding.

Early in the morning. The sky was pink =]

Haha, Ah Fook is so tall it looks like he’s sitting in front. A 3-seater car!

To Frankie and Karen.

I like Ipoh!!

There are so many pet shops around town selling cute and cheap animals! They are selling Mini Pinschers for RM350!!! So super cheap ok. Cheaper than a meal for two in Lafite.

Pink Parrot! read more

I don’t smoke, don’t drink and don’t club. I can hardly think of anything to do when i’m bored. Besides blogging of course. Then again, when you’re bored and uninspired, there’s nothing to blog actually.

I realized i can get bored very easily nowadays. Just 5 minutes of idleness and i start panicking. They say, “idle hands are the devil´s workshop”. I certainly don’t wish to work for hell. Ironically, i’m workshy but fear unproductiveness. read more

Weiwei sent me an email thinking i might like it (or maybe she thinks i’m awfully uninspired and punless lately, which in fact is the truth). They are greeting cards from Violent Veg.

I adore them! Reminds me of happy tree friends. Violent and wicked and super punny!

Went to search for more. It’s quite difficult to get since the images are incensed. But yea here they are! Some of my favorite!

Haha this is my fav of the fav!

I have a friend named Barry Weisblatt and he uses a Blackberry! So i call him Blattbarry. 😛 read more

And i’m not getting one. Ever.

I don’t even fancy piercings. My body is clean. The only decorative orifices i have on my body are my ear piercings, which were done when i was 2 years old (i think i received gold earrings for my 2nd birthday and then my aunty brought me to the “gold shop” 金店, -_-), and which i don’t even remember anything about.

I just wonder, if, if la, i were really to tattoo something on my body, what and where would it be?

Seems like everyone out there is having tattoos of their blog’s nature! Joyce has a turquoise fairy, Wendy has a snowflake. Heck, later you see la, even Keju will have coconuts tattooed on his coconuts. read more

Note: I cannot emphasize enough that this post bears no malice in any way to the person featured.

I just, as a girl, feel that you should be aware that hamsuplows are everywhere and it is very easy for you to be a target of crazy stalkers and the next thing you know you’re being featured in forwarded emails with the title “P**** Peek” circulating around the world.

Yea. I saw whatever underneath.

This proves how easy it is to snap a photo without your knowing. And they won’t block your face out. read more

Few days ago, i gave birth to a baby.

It was so scary!!!

Maybe i’ve heard too much from those who have kids. They say when you deliver, your peepeepoopoo comes out together while you squeeze the baby out from your womb.

My poo actually came out!!!! then the nurse told me the baby popped out.

OMC! I have a baby! He (yea a baby boy) looks very ugly. I was so scared! What should i do? Funny, instead of thinking how to dispose of the baby what to do with the baby, i started thinking of naming him. I was thinking that Ocean is a great name (then if he’s after my surname, which a lot of people pronounce as “Ten”, he will be Ocean 10). Maybe when i give birth to my next child, i wanna name him/her River. I love that name! read more

Photoshoot with Kevin Han.

Outfit is for sale at Cheesie’s Wardrobe.

It’s funny, talking about ‘room to let’, i remember people always like to conteng on the “TO LET” sign board outside a building, and insert an “i” between the two words.

I’m posting this up only because the room was taken. Was supposed to help Kiki advertise on Cheeserland but she didn’t want any stalkers.

A lot of people called after we pasted it up in the nearest 7-11. And as if the room is super prestigious, people who came to visit the room must also go through an interrogation interview. This is how Kiki normally started it. read more

Received these from someone who proposed to me months ago.

They are supposed to be portraits of me.

I’m just curious.

Guys, how exactly do you shop for your working apparels?

For the first time i temaned guys to shop for their office wear. I was horrified.

Every single piece of shirt looked exactly the same to me! Except in color and the width of lines printed on it. I can easily photoshop a hundred patterns with one sample.

Gary was asking for some opinions. So I picked up a shirt with chocolate hue and strawberry stripes.

Me: I think this looks nice.
TT: Are you out of your cheesing mind? Of all things, this is the most ah beng piece i can find in the entire shop.
Me: 0_o How… so?
TT: It just is! Ask Gary.
Me:*turns to Gary* Do you think this looks very ah beng?
Gary: OMG! So geli! This is the epitome of all ah bengness!
Me: …… read more