Everyone is having a hard time deciding what to give their mom this coming Mother’s Day.

Mom is a Taurean and she’s the downest to earth person i’ve ever known in my entire life.

The horoscope says Taurus moms like things that keep their value such as jewelry. NOT TRUE! She doesn’t own a single piece of jewelry, make-up set or any fancy handbags. She definitely doesn’t go branded. Not someone i can bribe love with some Ferragamos. Cash is like so cold, and Ogawa massage chairs are like, super cliched and EXPENSIVE!!!!!! What do buy for a mom who doesn’t have preference for almost anything at all? read more

Happy Birthday to you!

Whatever i want to say, is still the same as last year‘s.

Alabiu kao kao!

OMC been prisoning myself at home day and night chasing after Michael Scofield and the rest of his gang who broke their prison! And now i need a break! Just a short one.

He is so, cute. =)

Can you believe he’s 35 year old???? He looks 22!

Anycheese. A picture i took an hour ago.

Beautiful anot?

Maybe you don’t stay in KL (and Malaysia for this matter) and don’t get this kind of sunset in a city. But behind the picture, is weather hotter than Holly Valance (yea, saw her sexy booty in Prison Break). I’m scared! I keep worrying when the ozone layer will disappear. read more

They are all cheesy horror movies i wished i hadn’t watched.

Pardon the pun, of course.

Nowadays horror movies are either,

1. Utterly cheesy featuring actors with zero talent and have every single horror movie cliche on earth shamelessly recycled (spooky kid’s drawing of a family, shabby dark house miles away from civilization, parents that will never believe you, attempts to grab a weapon 1 inch beyond reach, a SEEMINGLY dead enemy who revives, and an incredibly predictable “shocking ending”) and a gazillion plot holes more than a swiss cheese can have. read more

Pun of the day:
Mosquito zappers are such a hit.

I can’t believe there are actually people who come up with 11 ways to treat a mosquito bite!

Wtf. -_-.

How else can you treat a mozzie bite other than scratching it frantically until it’s no longer itchy, and maybe putting some ointment, at most?

OMC why are the kwai los making such a big deal out of some pokes by a tiny insect?

Yes yes, mozzies are the mostest annoyingest living thing in the world (or in your room). I’ll rather have five frogs than a bloodsucker that keeps me sleepless at night in my bedroom. To illustrate its utmost annoyance, i’ve included a mozzie in all my pictures below to send you goosebumps. read more

We’re supposed to go to Yang Ming Shan on the second day for uhm, “flower-watching”.

Fancy staircase.

We did go, though it was after some frightening bus experience. We had to take a bus to go up and down the mountain. The bus was so freaking mini, we had to stand and hold so tightly to the bars. The road was wobblier than jello and the entire bus was shaking like SHAKIRA’S BACKSIDE! When we finally got down from the bus, our stomaches were turned upside down like a glass of ice-shaken milo. read more

Do you have a problem deciding what to eat everyday? Finding out just what pleases my taste buds gave me a splitting headache everyday.

But no longer. Ever since i fell in love with mixed rice.

You’re right. Mixed rice. Zhap fan. 什饭。 Not the nicely decorated platter served in Mandarin Oriental

But the cina ah pek style one.

It’s possibly the easiest choice to make and the best thing to have for a meal. I used to depise those trays of cold dishes and chunks of cheap rice. I used to think that sitting in a hot, stuffy hawker center eating mixed rice is the most bah lia thing ever, after rainbow socks with fluorescent green leggings. read more

Pun of the day:
Movie with popcorn is soooooo corny.

OMG HOW WOULD I KNOW?!?

Because the movie theater was so dark i couldn’t see it? Cheez, why can’t they ask “Why is the cheese moved?” then i will have a helluva to cheese about!

Anyway, speaking of dark cinema, i always have this question:

Is it just me or do other people too, while eating popcorn in the pitch-dark cinema, subconsciously pick the better-tasting corn?

There’re two kinds of popcorns hor (i wish they had more, like, cheddar-pop and passion-fruit-pop, like this, dong, why our popcorn makers are so unimaginative), the lightly salted one and caramelized one. ALL, and i mean all my friends go for the extra yellowish caramel popcorn. Who in the cheese eats bland, salted popcorn? Some anorexic freak maybe. read more

Connection cheesed up at my place! Been begging to use Yuen Yuen’s lappie. He plays some stupid “Conquer” online game for a few months already. If i accidentally close it he will kill me by throwing me into a pool of parsley juice. Have to be so careful ok!

Anycheese. Some Cheescapade photos!

Half way flying, I was watching X Men II. Suddenly some people got noisy. With my earpiece on also can hear ok! Some shouted and some exclaimed, and then several China Airlines chicks approched hastily. read more

Taiwanese girls are freaking pretty.

Quoting TT: “One big signboard fall down can crush 20 leng luis.” Seriously. 70% of them are of model quality. 30% of them are as pretty as Jolin Tsai. Why liddat??!

Moaki, TT and I were so busy looking around on the streets. It’s like, the amount of chun chicks are already worth our air tickets. Kiki kept looking at the aunties, and kept telling me that they are damn fair and have damn smooth skin. TT teased her that people tend to observe others of the same age. Wahaha. read more

Pun of the day:
They should call Taiwan “Taihaowan” instead. Cuz it’s really “太好玩” 了。

Just 5 days away and it took me quite some effort to catch up with whatever i left behind.

204 mails!!!

Want meh. -_-|||

I shopped so much i ran out of cash and luggage space.

See! kung bu a not? Luckily my luggage has this emergency zipper thing that gives you more space to cram your stuff in. But do you think it’s possible to zip it up?

Yes, only if you do this.

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1. I’m back!
2. With a major back pain.
3. My luggage was so fully packed it almost burst.

I walked so much i think i hurt my back bone. Now it hurts when i bent/ sit/ squat/ laugh/ blog.

Anyheese. I also brought back…

YOUR COSTUMES!!!

and more.

Stay cheesed.