Pun of the day:
Don’t die-yet. I’ve got a fruitful way to look slimmer!

I’m endowed with quite a slim body which i don’t need to perform lipo on, thank cheesus.

However, whenever i do a photoshoot, the photographer will still need to avoid angles that will make me look chubby. To be honest with you, i’ve tried many, many methods in order to desparately lose that bit of chubbiness. These methods include some insane diet plans, crazy exercise plans, and some useless slimming gel. First of all, i’m the glutton of all gluttons. I can never go with meal replacements, starvation, or calorie crunching. NEVER. If a guy thinks about sex every five minutes, i think about food every five seconds. Besides, i’m so hopelessly lazy that the only exercise i do is munch on cheese. read more

Pun of the day:
There should be a Nobelly Prize for someone who can finally eliminate everyone’s slimming woes. Even if there’s only a slim chance, it’ll be worth the weight.

 

Admit it. Your BMI indicates optimal weight, but you still wanna be slimmer.

I’m getting lotsa comments saying how strange it is for me to eat so much yet not gain any weight.

The truth is,

 
I DO have my fair share of “fat time”.
 

I can balloon up really easily. Of course, i never post any unflattering fat photos of myself, therefore, everyone assumes that i’m slim all the time. read more

Pun of the day:
Sometimes it’s good to rise to the occasun, especially if your life’s a beach.

This is a record: 60 photos. I hope you have the patience of a Saint.

Vietnam Day 3

On the third day, we requested for a 5am morning call so that we could watch the sunrise in all its morning glory. And this would have been the first sunrise I’d ever view in my life.

Well, we got conned. When the phone rang, the sun was already up.

-_-

And it looked JUST like a sunset instead…

So… is this a Sunny-Side-Up? read more

Pun of the day:
After taking several shots in the dark, we finally found the light at the end of the (Cu Chi) tunnel.

Hotel Staff: Good morning!
Cheesie: Morning. 🙂
Hotel Staff: Where you from?
Cheesie: Malaysia!
Hotel Staff: Oh really? Your face, same Vietnamese!
Cheesie: -_-

It wasn’t the first time lor. I was chosen for the Rejoice TVC because they said i look Vietnamese.

Huong thom thu teng khor.
Khong can louk cai!

That’s what i had to say

0_o

Dash Underscore Dash, sweat sweat sweat! read more

Pun of the day:
We’re lucky we don’t have any terrorist attacks, Malaysia is not an a-bomb-in-nation!

I’m taking a break from blogging about my break in Vietnam, because it’s Merdeka Day ma, so I must blog about Malaysia and not Vietnam lo.

The older generation always says that we youngsters are not patriotic. They say that if you love your country, you must show it!

Actually it’s very easy to be patriotic one. You don’t need to buy made-in-Malaysia shoes, support local artists, or pay tax on time. You just need to decorate your house, your car, and your mailbox with Malaysian flags. Wearing a Malaysian flag would be even better! read more

Pun of the day:
1. The cruise was quite a riverting cruisine, since we got to pig out quite a bit. 😀

2. I have one piece of advice for Vietnamese ladies–actually, never mind. I think what they wear suits them onederfully!

I’m sick!

I vomited like endless times and went to the toilet so often i might as well sleep on the toilet bowl.

I don’t think it’s food poisoning cuz Sze Kerng and Ivene seem fine. It must be CDS (Cheese Deprivation Syndrome).

🙁

Did i mention that i HATE VOMITING? Everytime i vomit, i develop some new food phobia. If i ever see the food which i threw up anytime again, it will automatically smell like puke to me. On the other hand, diarrhoea is so much better because it all smells the same, and you can’t develop shit phobia, because if you do, you don’t need to shit for the rest of your life. read more

Pun of the day:
Some Vietnamese locals like to sit outside and chick out hot babes walking around the city – it’s poultry in motion to them.

I finally made my first ever million in my life. I didn’t expect it to happen so fast! =)

So, I’m a rich cheese!

Well, at least in Vietnam Dong.

1USD = 15,800 Vietnam Dong. You do the math.

Before i drown you in a sea of great pictures (which i’m still editing), lemmi tell you a few things about South Vietnam.

First of all, Vietnam is so CHEESELESS! I was so traumatically deprived of cheese i nearly died. read more

From Ho Chi Minh City. 😀 😀

Super duper mega ultra sleepy now.

Gotta F5 my cheesiness. Updates soon!

Stay cheesed. 🙂

Pun of the day:
Since Saigon for a few days, don’t miss me too much ya!

 

People, i’m currently in Ho Chi Minh City having lotsa fun! I’ll be back in a couple of days.

I don’t have the time to post any pictures at the moment, but even though i’m in a foreign land, my heart is still with cheeserland. So i wanna share something with you. Here’s a video version of the James Blunt “You’re Beautiful” parody i did a few months ago.

Enjoy!

I promise there will be lotsa lotsa nice photos and updates when i get back, so stay cheesed! read more

Pun of the day:
a-sad-a-fair, well… Oy-azumi!

 

Warning: Damn lotsa photos. Big in size too.

Sorry, i have no choice but to forgo quality control this time around, because these pictures are just too awesome, so they must be posted! So wait patiently and admire them yea, don’t let all my efforts of making them pretty go to waste hor.

One Day Trip to Melaka

We traveled down south after eating the best beef noodles in Seremban and having oodles of fun.

*For the sake of convenience, i have translated some of their Japanese into Cheesenese. :D*
 
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Pun of the day:
They had some beef with the Seremban noodles, but overall, they were really wonderfull guests.

 

FUN DAY

Karaoke session!

I just realized my hair is like, sadakoly long.

And having lotsa fun at the “Roppyaku En no Tokoro“, Cosmo World, Timesquare.

The girls look scared, unlike the guys – or so it seems…

Look who’s really scared now 😀

I went on the chao kung bu roller coaster too. >__<

Azumi said it was kowai but omoshiroi. To me it was kimochi warui. >_< read more

Pun of the day:
What a culture – shiok to learn so many cool things about the Asada family!

 

I’ve been busy these few days, because i was having a series of mini holidays.

Tell me, have you ever thoroughly visited the tourist spots in your own town, and had lots of fun doing so, just like any foreign tourist would? (shopping in Mid Valley doesn’t count)

My time with the Asada family in KL made me realize how busy KL citizens are, so much so that we actually forgot about how much fun we can have in KL, without having to travel 1000km away (even though i’m gonna do that soon). read more