Pun of the day:
Katherine McFailed -__-

I know Taylor won. Shut up. I dun like to put this face. -__-.

To me, Astro is a completely redundant and unnecessary luxury I need for entertainment, when there’re so many cheesorons out there on MSN.

However, I do at times, regret not having subscribed to it. One of the examples being on American Idol Finals.

The live broadcast on Astro was at 8am on channel 70 but I only got to watch it on 8tv at 10.30pm. During these 14 hours, it was almost impossible not to be exposed to the result, unless you are Jack Shephard from LOST. read more

Pun of the day:
Welcome black to Limcockwing.

Gah. Not like it can be any other color.

Anycheese. Not in the best of moods today cuz i mistook some pills as my IBS medicine, ate three and slept like a log as if there’s no tomorrow.

I’m still feeling dizzy.

Just tons of photos today, of yesterday’s “Graduation Party” for all final semester students in LUCT.

The best thing here is that we always have surprise parties. PM visits la, DPM visits la, Apeman visit la or some Dr PermanentHeadDamage comes and gives lecture… read more

Pun of the day:
Keju: *packs bunny in suitcase*
Bunny: *packs bunny suit just in case*

When Peachick sent me this photo, I went omicheezcheesuscrust non-stop for 5 minutes.

Omicheez Cheesus Crust!

A bigass wall ad!

How often do you see a life-size you on the street? Cheez, I wonder how Amber Chia feels man. She sees herself everywhere wherever she goes. Not creepy one meh?

Excited, I went to KLCC to see myself for myself.

OMC! After careful scrutiny, I reckon I might want to take back some things I’ve said awhile ago in my Maxis entry. read more

Pun of the day:
Two books that make the entire bunny kingdom hare-wired.

Warning–18SG

(Violence against juvenile bunnies. To report, please contact the WTF WWF hotline on 01483 426333.)

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Peacock gave me this book which he has absolutely no use of.
But to me it could be the ultimate bunny bible.

If only he gave it to me 2 months ago when I was contemplating
bunni-O-cide.

Too bad I can’t exactly apply anything from the book, because it’s only meant for normal-function sane bunnies. I know, I know. I’m a mutated bunny now, aka the Bist. Plus, I’m no longer suicidal. read more

Pun of the day:
My cheesability is everyellow.

Once upon a time, there was a mutated bunny.

=THE END=

Thank you for your time. Have cheese.

Today we’ll skip pun of the day, because…

We’re having super pun of the week to make up for my previous punless post.

Failure to Launch

We have “Failure to Launch”, starring Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Peacock wanted to have a movie date with Cheesie. But Cheesie is annoyed by his constant obsession with cross species breeding.

Below is a conversation between them. Read very carefully.

Dammit. Webbit screwed up these two days. Connection signal is blinking 30 second red and two second green alternatively.

Grrr!!! It is like calling your chained up pet monkey’s name and keep asking “Come come, you want apple or banana? apple or banana?” and swinging the said fruits baits in his face but not giving him any.

Damn annoying can.

You know how torturing it is to publish this entry. I have to (present tense cuz i’m still doing it, for half an hour already bloody hiao) keep looking at the connection signal and click “publish post” immediately once i see that two second green light, (It feels like playing “whack the chipmunk” arcade game except that i’m whacking the “publish” button. And i fail miserably -__-) and the next thing i know is that it turns red again. Then the “Could not connect to Blogger.com. Saving and publishing may fail. Test connection now. Contacting Blogger.com… warning shows up. read more

Pun of the day:
I don’t want to be beautiful.
I don’t want to be you the fool.

Everybody knows James Blunt now, because of “You’re beautiful”.

James might be quite blunt with the lyrics of his song “You’re beautiful”, but that breakout hit has reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 this year.

Who doesn’t know James Blunt now? Everyone, from little kids to aunties uncles ah lian ah beng to neighbours colleagues classmates bosses to your gym instructor to the petrol kiosk worker, all are now praising each other’s gorgeousness. Maybe James Blunt should really get a Nobel prize for this world-peace-promoting song. read more

my blog.

0_olll

After showing her the previous post dedicated to her (and of course your wishes too :D), she demanded me to teach her how to log on to cheeserland.

And now my blog becomes her daily CNN (Cheesie News Network).

Hooray. No more phallic candy!

-_-

Well, to divert her attention give her more alternative reading pleasure, i showed her some other interesting blogs too.

And now, she’s addicted to kennysia.com.

-_-

Keju. I’ve helped promote your blog to reach a whole new level of audience. So the fondue dinner’d better be worth it man. read more

Pun of the day:
(…continues)Peacock: Oh shattap. I know you want my twelve incheese in cheese.
Cheesie: *snubs* Talk to the hen.
Peacock: But you’re a bunny!
Cheesie: *rolls eyes* Duh. Hence no mating.
Peacock: *winks* We can make easter eggs.
After yesterday’s entry, some people said i siao cuz i turned down such a yummy offer.

=(

But to spend so much time moderating a sex forum for a chance to get a 25% discount for, erm… condoms, is siaoer no?

To justify my action, i decided to visit ineedhouse to see if i really am missing out so much. read more