As much as i love cheese.

I ordered oh jien (fried oyster egg) yesterday. This is how it looked like.

Oh jien.

It didn’t look yummy. You know what is worse?

It tasted exactly like how it looked.

I also don’t know why i ordered it. I don’t really like baby oysters because i think they are so fishy! HH said eating baby oysters is like eating mini bladders, the urine bursts in your mouth with each bite.

But i love the eggs!

So… I ate the eggs.

Oh.

I think the Oh Jien seller would be very very sad. And all Oh lovers will be cursing me now. read more

As an appreciation to all Cheeserlanders (sliding ghosts included), i’m giving out something to the person who can tell me…

What this is?

Just testing out my new baby camera. Love it! 😀

The first person to post the answer correctly wins a box of KENKO DIET PLUM worth RM126!

(if there’re several similar answers, the most accurate one counts.)

Answer will be revealed in the next post. Stay cheesed and have cheese guessing!

Hint: More than a hundred years ago…

P/S: All comments will be held moderated until the answer is revealed. read more

A friend is quitting smoking. I’m very, very curious to know how it feels to remove something you’re so addicted to from your life, cold turkey.

So i decided to have an interview with him.

Cheesie: Why did you decide to do something so impossible?
Friend: I’m afraid that i’ll cough up black phlegm one day. Hehe. No la. I promised my girlfriend to quit smoking and i love her very much.
Cheesie: That’s so sweet. How are you feeling now, having not touched a cigarette for four days?
Friend: *gasps* Very tulan. I feel like smoking.
Cheesie: *LOL*
Friend: I feel as if i didn’t breathe for four days.
Cheesie: But you know you can’t. You made a vow.
Friend: Yea. Even though I don’t smoke, i feel like lighting up a ciggie and just hold it between my fingers. Ahh, that feels good *looking hallucinated*.
Cheesie: Anything changed after you quit smoking? Emotionally, or physically?
Friend: My vision is clearer, erm, i mean, literally. And I realized a lot of things.
Cheesie: Example?
Friend: That smoking is the happiest thing to do in the world.
Cheesie: ….Hmm. Other than that?
Friend: I do a lot of weird things. Like, waking up middle of the night to play piano.
Cheesie: Is there anything else to sacrifice when you quit smoking?
Friend: There’re a lot less happy activities to do. Like clubbing, snooker, ALL GONE!
Cheesie: But you still can do those things without smoking what!
Friend: No way! It’s weird. It’s like wearing a tuxedo without underwear.
Cheesie: I cheese.
Friend: Heck, i won’t even go to mamak yumca! I’ll leave immediately after my meal. If i see someone smokes, i’ll be like “man, you’re a lucky bastard”.
Cheesie: What happens when all your friends light up a ciggie after meals?
Friend: Tell me about it! That’s why i normally eat alone. I feel sorry for my smoking friends, and feel extremely paiseh to go out with them.
Cheesie: Why paiseh? You didn’t do anything wrong.
Friend: We all know that smoking kills. I quit smoking earlier than them, it’s like they’e gonna die sonner.
Cheesie: That’s a…hmm… strange theory. But you will still enjoy the company of your friends when you go yumca, no? It’s not all about smoking.
Friend: Hell no. For me, a yumca session consists of 20% of drinking (tea), 20% of chit-chatting, and 60% of smoking.
Cheesie: WHAT?
Friend: Yea! If i were allowed to choose only one, i’ll rather zip my mouth, stay thirsty, and start smoking away. Wahaha.
Cheesie: Cheez, that gives yumca a whole new definition. Do your friends support your decision to quit smoking?
Friend: They do. But i still feel very uneasy when they start smoking in front of me, because i don’t know where to put my hands!
Cheesie: Haha. Do they ever tempt you into smoking again?
Friend: Hell yes! After a beer or two, they will start shoving a ciggie in between my teeth. Bastard friends.
Cheesie: Quite hard to resist the temptations huh?
Friend: It’s SO. HARD! Imagine 12 out of 10 friends of yours smoke, even the strangers standing beside you!
Cheesie: I understand.
Friend: Smoking is like a symbolization of the togetherness in a friendship. Lemmi ask you, what’s the first thing that you wanna do when you go travelling with your friends?
Cheesie: Err… take photo lo.
Friend: For me, it’s the thought of lighting up a cig when you walk out from the airport, the hotel… I can’t think of anything else. My mind only functions properly after a few puffs.
Cheesie: Now that you can’t smoke, what do you do to get rid of the cravings?
Friend: Keep my mouth full! Can’t you see why i keep buying snacks?
Cheesie:*chuckles* Yea i noticed. No wonder people gain weight after they quit smoking?
Friend: Think about it. One ciggie equals to a KitKat bar. Another ciggie equals to one pint of rootbeer. Another is a bag of Chachos…
Cheesie: Cheez. That sucks.
Friend: That’s not all. The worst is, i ask myself this question everyday. “WHY DO I HAVE TO QUIT SMOKING WHEN I CAN SMOKE?”
Cheesie: Erm. Ok, thank you for your time. Lastly, any useful advice for those people who intend to quit smoking?
Friend: Two words. DON’T QUIT. Seriously. Smoking is the best thing happened in my life. Thank you. read more

Only jam.

Jam morning, jam night. Jam afternoon, jam evening. Jam everywhere.

So agonizingingly jammed THEY EVEN SPREAD BANGKOK JAM TO KL.

Dammit now traffic in KL pales in comparison.

Food was good, weather was fantastic, windy cool. But the dreadful jam made me wanna think twice before booking tickets to Bangkok again.

Oh ya oh ya, check out this place called Dome at the State Tower in Lebua Hotel.

It is the f*ckingest amazing bar i’ve ever been to. Forget KL Tower. Forget Skybar. Forget Luna Bar. read more

Lost my camera.
No pictures.

🙁

Cheesie: Ei, how to write resignation letter ah?
TT: What kind of resignation? Triumphant? Defeated? Heavy-hearted? Disappointed? Respectful? Hateful?
Cheesie: Simple but effective la.
TT: Easy la.

Cheesie: WTF. So short! Formal abit can anot? Maybe friendlier and more polite…
TT: Ok ok i try.

Cheesie: Err…Can elaborate ah? At least give a reason why i dowan to work right?
TT: Hmmm… How bout…

Cheesie:
TT: If all else fail, you can only do this…

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Pun of the day:
Just like heaven… ‘v’ f a lot of angels!

It’s an Angel’s Night Out.

Gorgeous angels girlore. They are so fire hot you need to spoon the melted me up from the bowl. Get your tissues.

Alexandra loves her mushrooms.

Rachel & Cally. I think they look so alike!

They are the bane of making people call plastic surgery hotlines. Where’s the yellow pages?

Paiseh to stand beside them.

Endalince & Michelle

Claudia

Irene & Loohui read more

Moaki: Why you online always, no need work ah?
Cheesie: Neeeeeeeeed. Brogging la.
Moaki: Blog blog blog, can eat meh?
Cheesie: Maybe la. If i sell more clothes lo.
Moaki: Can meh!!! I oso want!

There.

Now Cheesie’ Wardrobe has a special guest—a fashion diva who is always buying on impulse yet forgetting that she ever bought them. Then when she opens her closet, she’ll be like “eh? what are these closthes doing here?” She has a short span of liking an outfit, so much so, before those outfits even get a chance to be let out of the closet, she loses interest in them. read more

I know Cheeserland is now doggie overdosed. But still.

Cheesie: u think papillon or maltese or terrier better?
Pietro: depends on your personal pref
Cheesie: whats ur dog?
Pietro: it’s a mongrel, but a very cute one
Pietro: female
Pietro: named tequila
Cheesie: -_-
Pietro: yeah, so when she grows big we can call her “thakilla!”
Cheesie: i changed my mind
Cheesie: i wanna call my future doggie frangelico
Pietro: what happened to cheddar, i like that better
Cheesie: naming a dog after liquor is cooler
Cheesie: cheddie, by the way
Pietro: oh
Pietro: i wanted to call her bailey’s at first
Pietro: and we got a friend whose dogs name is martini
Pietro: so if they mate we will call their kids graveyards
Cheesie: -_- read more

Pun of the day:
What do you get when you cross a herding dog with a daisy?
A collie-flower.

Saw this in Ikano Pet Safari.

Guess how huge it is?

HOLY GOD DOG.

Reminds me of St Bernard’s in Tom & Jerry’s.

No no, actually, reminds me of this:

Is this what you wanted, CuriousAmerikaner?

April’s new baby.

Amazing how when you think of something, you see it everywhere.

Me: Would you spend one thousand to buy a Tiffany for your girlfriend?
TT: Siao. Tiffany costs more than a thousand. I’d rather buy her something else.
Me: Like… a Maltese? 😀 😀 😀
TT: Ooh. Yea definitely. Along with a mini coffin too.

-_-

Anyway. I still think it’s the best pressie ever. A pink Maltese.

Pink ears.

Pink tail.

So cute can die. read more

This time die die i also dun care liao!
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I WANT A DOG!!!666

At least that’s what i thought after coming back from Malaysia K9 Day 2007.

Visiting the park made me feel like a sad, childless mother who has problems conceiving. Imagine looking at innocent lovely kids running around the park, giggling at their mothers who chase after them, and you look like some jealous deranged woman who will run over at any moment and snatch a child.

I also want one!!! read more