But i miss you.
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ABOUT CHEESIE
Still blogging after 16 years
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But i miss you.
When did you watch your first porn video?
I watched it when i was 19. My housemates forced me to watch one. They said is not normal if one hasn’t watch a single porn video at 19. So i watched lo. And it totally grossed me out. Although now i develop a liking for it and go to redtube.com regularly.
I was talking to KY the other day and i almost died laughing. I was asking him about his first porn watching experience.
Cheesie: how old were you when you watch your first porn!
KY: i think i was 12 or 13. it was some animal porn thing with my classmate, his dad’s collection, very tragic. can’t eat for 3 days
Cheesie: WHY!
KY: imagine EEL & vagina
KY: now imagine unagi. hahahah with the sauce
Cheesie: WTF.
KY: that time we were still watching VHS. Very tragic you know!
Cheesie: OMG!!! YOU ARE SO OLD
KY: so with sufficient practice, i perfected the skill of rewind till ngam ngam on the dot, where it was previously watch. cause last time the tapes got counter one.
Cheesie: what counter?
KY: like u start at 0000. when u play, it starts to go 0001 0002 0003 etc etc. if u rewind too much it goes back to 9999 9998 9997. so have to always reset first, play, then rewind back. if u play without resetting, maybe the number initially 1823, u play till 1900, FUCK, forgot initial number, damn tragic!!! then have to try to remember the scene.
Cheesie: HAHAHHAHAHA
KY: SO, ALWAYS RESET FIRST
Cheesie: OMG you are a pro
KY: and super tragic if the VCR “makan tape”. that is one of my biggest nightmare watching porn! have to unscrew the fucking VCR machine and take it out precariously ok!
Cheesie: HAHHAHAHA I HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE!!!
Cheesie: I remember “borrowing” my friend’s cassette without permission and kena makan tape!! Sooooo damn scared ok. Had to pull it out then use a pencil to straighten them, hopefully doesn’t look too crumply!
KY: HAHAHA
KY: and of course, u also learn how to remove and put back the tape in exactly the same way u found it. cos usually the tapes are hidden under a pile of other stuff, so u need to put back the exact same pile.
Cheesie: HAHAHAHAH
KY: and sometimes half way watching, and you know your parents are coming home, then you start to panic, faster take it out and rewind it ngam ngam and put back the same place.
Cheesie: HAHAHAHHAH
KY: and the most tragic thing is that, right after watching the tape would be very warm, and if the parents so happen touch it then you die la. so if let’s say i know they are coming back 5pm and it’s 4.50 now, i will take it out then quickly put inside the fridge for 5 mins.
KY: the fastest way to cool it down.
Cheesie: HAHHAHAHAHAH OMG PLS STOP. IMMA DIE OF LAUGHING
PUT TAPE INSIDE FRIDGE! HAHAHAHAA
“i think cukup sejuk oredi”
HAAHHAHA. Such a pro porn watcher. KY you. HAHAHAHAH
Did anyone else have the same experience? HAHAHAAHA
Did anyone see it yesterday? So beautiful. 🙂
PS: CCST night was so great. Sze’s snacks were awesome and TK’s music was pwning! And Ching we make the best drinks in the world! Love you!! I slept about 4am, but woke up 8am feeling F5ed. I think i’m going crazy! 😀 Ahoringo.
PS2: Remember to bring your DS next time!!! Mario Kart!!! (Now Lex is not here i can spare myself some humiliation.)
PS3: Happy birthday in advance sayang, just in case i forget to wish you at the airport! (But i won’t la!) (Won’t forget or won’t call, you ask? Exactly. Just in case i really forget. HAHAHA)
Now that i have shared my secret with you, and you’ve watched the Dramedy promo (the actual episodes starts tonight! Remember to catch it 10:30pm on 8tv.) , here’s your chance to whisper yours to your close friends, and what’s best, share your Come Clean story and get rewarded for it too!
In case you haven’t seen it, these are some of the screenshots.
Girl likes boy. Boy likes girl. Best friends, girly talks, misunderstanding! It looks kinda exciting and full of drama!
Whisper is having this “Come Clean” Contest. All you need to do is register on Flyfm, then share a touching, inspirational or funny story about you and your friend that you have never revealed before.
If you story is one of the best stories chosen, you will be invited to air your secret live on the radio. and your stories will be uploaded on flyfm from 3rd -16th November 2008 for public to vote. The story with most votes wins And the most voted email gets the grand prize of
An all-expense paid holiday for 2 at a 5-Star Spa Resort in Bali!
So
1) You can send in your entries by 13th to 31st October.
2) Voting period (no, it’s not a pun!) will start from 3-16th Nov so get all your besties to support you already! (What’s more, Fly FM will also randomly reward 200 listeners who vote online with shopping vouchers worth RM50 each.)
3) And just stay tuned for the result on 17th Nov.
Faster register now already, because the first 50 entries submitted will get Whisper hamper worth RM100. With that you probably don’t have to worry about your period for half a year! 🙂
Just so you are not convinced yet, this is my Bali holiday.
Yours is probably gonna be better than that. Tempted yet? 🙂
Register here.
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are the only person i know who refuses to understand the definition of privacy.
Again.
And again and again and again you betrayed my trust. How dare you.
How dare you.
Does “it will never happen again, i promise” mean anything to you? Anything at all?
I disgust myself to think that i actually believed you and defended you during those hard time. But it is so right, you and your pathetic attention seeking. Please stop forwarding my chat logs to any of your friends. And please stop doing this to any other of your friends. I PITY those who call themselves your friends. What kind of friend are you. Please stop saying untrue things about me to your friends/people you barely know and actually make yourself sound like the victim just so you can fish that little sympathy.
Such a freaking liar.
There. How does it feel now.
What you did, is unforgivable. I have never felt so humiliated. Just because you can’t grasp the very elemental idea of keeping certain things to yourself. And leaving certain things alone to others.
It’s called privacy, my dear. Simple as that. What is so hard to understand? Why is it so hard to keep your stupid mouth shut? Why is it so hard to admit? Why must pry? Why lie? Why?
I’m utterly shaken up.
Like i said, i wont be replying you anything any further that could be digitally stored. Who knows it will be one of the Joke Of The Day office email circulations. Now you can go apologize to a pile of maggot infested buffalo dung. Not accepted.
To the girl i deleted from Facebook–I’m sorry but i wish we wouldn’t meet again in the future. Because I feel eternally humiliated.
Well done, you.
Have you guys watch Whisper’s Come Clean Dramedy promo on 8tv?
Make sure you catch the actual episodes which will be airing from 13th Oct, every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday for 3 weeks on 8TV, 10:30pm – 10:32pm.
I am a loyal user of Whisper and speaking of periods and coming clean, i have a little story to share.
You know 10 years ago it was kind of a taboo to talk about periods and all (i know right!). And we were not used to joking about any period mishap ( “Oh i think that’s just coffee stain on her skirt la”).
But i had this little secret.
I was kinda excited and was looking forward to my first period. Mom had told me essential knowledge about period (that it doesn’t hurt to bleed, lol), and i couldn’t wait for the day i become a grown up girl. 🙂
But somehow, during my Form 2 i found out that every other female classmate had gotten her period already. Some as early as the age of nine. So i started panicking, thinking that there was something wrong with me. You know that feeling–when every girl talks about her own experience and you won’t be able to relate or contribute anything. It sucked.
Until i found out that this other girl called Seow Yoong, who was the only girl whose period hadn’t arrived yet. We became instant best friends because of this little secret. So we promised each other we will be the first one to tell each other the day we had our first period. And we always secretly prayed that we would have our first periods together so that the other did not have to feel alone.
Then. Time went by.
On a fine day in August, my period came. At first i totally freaked out because i thought it was skid mark in my panties! HOW EMBARRASSING! I was wondering how on earth did it happen and it hit me. It was my period.
I was nervous, yet was secretly at glee. I am, after all, not abnormal. 🙂
But then i never told Seow Yoong about it. I kept it my secret. I was afraid that she would be angry at me (come to think of it now it’s really silly. Why would my friend get angry at me finally having my first period?). Or that we would be less closely bond because now the confidential similarity we shared on common had come to an end.
Nobody knew about it until the final semester was about over. I carried this guilt with me and i thought it was about time i come clean to my good friend.
“Seow Yoong, i have something to confess to you.”
“Yes what is it?”
“….”
It was hard.
“Actually…”
It was really hard.
“Actually i had my first period few months ago. But i didn’t tell you.”
There. I said it. Then i saw her expression changed into something i have never seen before. I was terrified. Oh no. My girl friend is going to slap me on the face and storm out the classroom.
But wait a minute. Is that a… coy expression that she was having?
“Actually. That’s what i wanted to tell you too. Me too had my period already.”
OH!
Oh!
Oh.
So i wasn’t the only one who kept a secret from my friend. I wasn’t angry. I was just glad that the mystery is finally solved and both of us are just as normal as any other girl.
And it turned out that we had our first period in the same month.
But the sad thing is i’ve lost contact with Seow Yoong since graduation, and i couldn’t find her on Facebook. I hope somebody read this and tell her about it! This funny little story 10 years ago. 🙂
So there. My come clean story.
If you have one, keep it first. Because, chances are you might get rewarded for sharing it with us later. Keep you all updated!
🙂
I bought a big-ass fridge (finally).
Just to make my point.
And a multi cooker. And started a little bit of cooking.
It’s actually quite fun! I wake up about 10 every morning. Too late to eat breakfast, too early to do lunch. So sometimes i cook. But grocery damn expensive. Average i think i spend more than RM100 a week just to store my fridge up.
Grocery shopping with Cindy and (curi curily) Cheddie.
I can spend hours and hours just walking down supermarket aisle. It’s such an enjoyment. 🙂
One time i bought gigantic scallops. KY so nice he cooked me Aglio Olio Scallop Capellini.
Huge leh.
Stir fry with dried chili and garlic.
Super yummy.
When i cook myself it’s just something very simple and easy to clean. I hate doing dishes.
This is fried egg, tofu and sausage sprinkled with some Japanese seasoning.
This is canned pasta from Heinz. Topped with cheddar slice. But… yucks.
This is for *ahem* my mom to see. I got eat veggie one ok. Meehoon with prawn in anchovy soup and brocolli.
Salted steamed chicken (i then grill it lightly) with bayam and seaweed rice, Korean style.
Fish finger salad in french dressing. Yum!
And when i’m feeling really lazy, i will just have some health drink with crackers or toast. Makes super good snack! I bought a juicer too, but is it me or are imported fruits nowadays really, really reaaaaaaally SUPER EXPENSIVE!!!
When i went shopping with KY i gasped at the price of one nectarine. It’s RM5. And one yellow kiwi is like RM3. I almost fainted. My mind was still stuck in the era where one apple is RM0.50. So mom cannot blame me for not eating more fruits.
So i alternate between real fruit juice and fruit drinks sometimes.
I’m loving the new Shine drinking yoghurt (yes it contains REAL fruit juice!! I hate anything artificially flavored).
It’s a newly improved version of the Dutch Lady 0% fat yoghurt, with a more attractive bottle design. I really love how it looks now (It looks like some atas imported yoghurt drink which costs a bomb, but it’s super reasonably priced!).
It contains 0% fat thus i can afford to spread extra butter on my toast it saves you tons of unnecessary calories!
Actually i prefer full cream milk anytime because it does make such a big difference in taste (just try adding skimmed milk and full cream milk respectively to your Starbucks latte and you will know). However, i like how even Shine is fat-free, but the smooth milky texture still maintains.
Yum.
Oh and i just found out that Shine has the lowest calories among all other yoghurt drink? One small bottle (220g) has got only 86kcal! 😀
Best paired with cream crackers.
This newly improved version also comes with green tea extract.
Talking about green tea, i love green tea! I don’t understand how people can drink coke with their meals (or worse, DURING their meal but that’s another topic altogether and i’ll leave it for another time!) But there’s nothing more refreshing than a glass of iced green tea after a hearty meal don’t you think. In fact nowadays everything also contains green tea goodness. You know, my dish washing liquid is green tea flavored, my tooth paste also green tea flavored, even my wardrobe fragrance also green tea scented! It makes my whole house so zen like and.. and… green and gosh i’m feeling so healthy already like there’s this antioxidant ozone surrounding me…
Ok what was i talking about already…
Oh yea. Shine! Shine has got green tea extract, which helps you to stay in shape by maintaining your metabolism rate. It also contains less sugar compared to the old one. I’m happy all the products nowadays are getting healthier and healthier. 🙂
It comes in several twin fruit flavour combination: Strawberry raspberry, Peach passion, Lemon Lime, Orange Mango and Apple Aloe Vera. I have tried the first two. And peach passion is really nice!
And check out shine’s website. It’s one of the coolest local commercial flash site i’ve seen (i wonder if it is Batu Caves in the background lol). And super love the upbeat music, it makes me feel happy 🙂
Was invited to Sepang F1 circuit by Red Bull to go on an explosive (choi) experience of speed on fast track, together with Suet and Cindy.
Red Bull’s Honda Integra
Red Bull is recruiting female drivers!
They call it the Red Bull Rookies. It’s the first Malaysian female amateur racing team. They are searching for spunky, motorsports crazed females via the Red Bull Female Driver Search 2008. Hot girls. Racing cars. Speed. Geddit?
🙂
Suet
Yee Ha.
Cindy and Suet
The cars were super loud. I dunno how other people tahan it. We couldn’t.
Camwhore camwhore.
More camwhore camwhore.
Putri, one of the chosen Red Bull Rookies from year 2007 getting equipped to take us for a fast ride.
We didn’t have the chance to meet the rest of the 3 rookies. But from what i heard, the hardworking girls have been practicing day and night while still handling a full time job. The rookies has also proven that girls can burn up the tracks too by finishing 6th in their class, within top 40 overall during the Merdeka Millennium Endurance Race!
Cindy in her tracksuit and helmet.
“I can’t get my head in!”
This girl too bigheaded HAHAHAHA. No la. Cindy you are gorgeous.
Cheesie Ultragirl.
Yay. :/
(Putri please drive carefully Putri please drive carefully Putri please drive carefully Putri please drive carefully)
This is Putri driving.
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Ok. It was kinda scary. Especially the cornering part. I was holding my seatbelt really tight. And Putri kept telling me she was driving like really, reaaally slow already (about 160kmph) But if you love speed, this is like the super good chance for you to go on an adrenaline ride.
Ok camwhore pictures in Sepang.
Ok i’m tired.
Oh. Some Red Bull will do me good.
How to join the Red Bull Rookies?
You don’t have to be experienced in driving at all. You don’t have to know your directions well. That’s why they call it the Rookies. You will be trained under good hands if you are selected. The coach, Kenvin Low is a former podium finish racer at previous MME Races and also engages actively in motorsports events at the Sepang International F1 Circuit.
If your age is between 18-30, own a car license, can drive manual car and have more balls than a guy, you are qualified to become a potential Red Bull Rookie!
Click here to join!
Just try to mouse-over the links and hola!
For the next batch, you can attach a picture (could be your big ass camwhore pic, your blog’s screenshot, or your fav star item in your online boutique) and a short description about your blog/webbie).
Only 4 more slots for Cheeseroll and 2 more for Couture for next month!
Pleasecheeseme@gmail.com to book your slot. 🙂
But i cannot tahan™ not posting this.
Also because i’m too lazy to blog about other fantastic things (but i will!). So happy.
Anyway remember my no.22 on i cannot tahan™ list? Lemmi refresh you.
22. i cannot tahan people who leave different comments with different names and then agree with themselves.
Some people just like to prove me right lo.
Then 5 mins later, posted another comment agreeing to him/her/shim/itself.
HA.HA.HA. So funny. *eyes almost fall rolling out*
Other comments this person made:
Then proceeds to say something seemingly sensible (the dog is cute) hoping that the following sentence sounds credible too (the dog-looking person is ugly as shit). *eyeballs fall out rolling on the floor laughing their arses off.* (Eh? Eye got arse?)
What? Some people just can’t differentiate between a orgasm and a sarcasm can they?
I bet this person’s sex life is as good as an amoeba’s (sorry S i stole your quote). And look like one too.
Eh, i can’t see. *picks eyeballs up on floor, calms them down and plugs back to socket*
Normally i will label this kind of post under Cheese-offs but i’m so happy. Still i hope he’she/shim/it will get choked to death by a ketupat. So happy i think my Happy-O-Meter is going to explode. (Why do they only have 5 levels of happiness?) God. I cannot tahan™ this kind of feeling. I think i’m gonna go siao.
I had a fantastic Raya week! Watched so many fantastic movies. I’m so happy i can’t eat now. 😀
ps: Anyone wants to help me find out who this little ugly amoeba with no balls is?
Die la you all. Desktop Tower Defense got new version.
It’s called the Whiteboard Tower Defense. This time, the creeps talk. (They actually insult you. “Who made this maze, your little sister?” “I’m too cute to die”, and even quoted Mogwai: “I know you are but what am i”. Wtf.)
Spend your Hari Raya here.
Haro. This is a reminder for those who are promised two tickets to House Bunny tonight to appear gorgeously, 9pm at Cathay Cineplex, Cineleisure. If you can’t find me, look for Robb ok.
Can you please drop me a comment to let me know if you would be going tomorrow? Because if you can’t make it last minute i can pass the tickets to someone else. Thanks ya.
🙂
Anyway very thank you for your contribution to the I Cannot Tahan List. Here are some entries i find very amusing:
1. i cannot stand my hair sticking to my lipgloss when an irritating gust of wind comes around–Grace (Omg tell me about it!)
2. i cannot tahan the feeling when you just have a wet fart and don’t know if it follows through–KY (What the fart?)
3. i cannot tahan if I don’t add this I cannot tahan. Cause I cannot tahan people who don’t reply text messages. T_T–Choco (Haha here. I replied your comment)
4. i cannot tahan without visiting your cheeserland.com blog!–Emmeline Koh (Awwww!)
5. i cannot tahan when my cute guy fren wink at me–Cassie (Wa i can so relate to that! :P)
6. i cannot tahan my ’sai’ if i never ‘pang’ for 2 days. Hahaha—Shien (lolol)
7. Its tap, not tab. And cigarette buds, not butts–Jovane (First typo corrected. But i cannot tahan people who incorrectly correct other people’s correct spelling/grammar)
8. i cannot tahan the chao ah bengs with their modded Wiras trying to whack my big engine–Tan Yee Hou
9. i cannot tahan seeing two people sitting at a table meant for 6 when I am with a group of people, especially when the restaurant is full!!–Reika
10. i cannot tahan cheeserland left unupdated for a day–Kenneth Chan (Wtf liddat you mah beh tahan almost every alternate day?)
11. i cannot tahan that KY is way above me on cheeseroll…–Tom (HAHAHA! Get a shorter/smoother name!)
12. i cannot tahan wreckless drivers. They die ok but dont drag others to die together–Reyen
13. i cannot tahan kancil. My one foot can step on the accelerator and brake at the same time–Reyen (You are so cute like a Kancil. lolol)
14. i cannot tahan those top students who say they dont know how to do the test or say sure fail and then get 100 marks when the results are out. Kanasai!–Reyen (But it happens!!!666 *guilty* *wtf* *tak malu*)
15. i cannot tahan top score students that complaint that they only get 98%/100 or A- for their exams, like it’s the end of their lives ( feel like want to kick them ar…high marks also not happy)–Johnny Tai (Go be good friends wit Reyen!)
16. i cannot tahan name droppers – those who drop names to make themselves feel important. you earn my respect for who you are, not who you know. let me introduce my middle finger to you. nah–Potatoe (God i so have to add this into my list)
17. i cannot tahan monday morning drivers on the fast lane doing 40km per hour on a 80km per hour speed limit during peak hours – my grandma drives faster than you, with 1 hand, while picking her nose–Potatoe
18. i cannot tahan pretty shoes that give me %&#$*(%&# blisters that hurt like a bitch–whimsicaljottings (My sentiment, exactly. But i also cannot tahan comfy but ugly shoes. how ah?)
19. i cannot tahan this particular female blogger who thinks she has AWESOME English and proceeds to use bombastic words that are not even appropriate/not to be used in that particular context. Doesn’t help that she is racist too =_________= —whimsicaljottings (Omg i cannot tahan not knowing who this is. Who? Who wo wo who!)
20. i cannot tahan those policemen who simply tahan people juz because they wanna “drink coffee”…–naVICgaTOR
21. i cannot tahan when a woman, lets her son, run around the bus to sit anywhere he wants. no prob if the kid’s good and well-behaved. but there’s nothing worse when the kid is SUPER fidgety, digs his nose for the entire trip of 30 mins and happily proceeds to eat his “loot”. jesus christ–Jen (Oooomg and i cannot tahan noisy and annoying kids who bawl and wail)
22. i cannot tahan when my granduncle said:”I go around Ipoh sampling all the different dishes. All the hawkers know me”. Err…ok =S–Lionel
23. i cannot tahan shops with posters saying, ‘CLEARANCE – CLOSING DOWN SOON!’…and you find out they’re still open a year later! With the same poster stuck onto the window, too!–Hongyi
24. i cannot tahan people who constantly reminds other people of their birthday and making a big deal of it 2 weeks before as if other people don’t have birthday and he/she is the only one in the world with a birthday like that! infuriating!–ADG
25. i cannot tahan my kentut when I need to kentut especially after makaning something with loadsa onions! and sometimes I kennot tahan the smell of my own kentut… *faint*–Monkticon
26. i cannot tahan couples who spend their own sweet time to discuss what movie to watch when it’s their turn at the ticket counter when they have all the time in the world during the long queue before their turn. And the most paling cannot tahannest is these idiots don’t know how to read the colour code and picked the sold out movie. So there goes another cycle of “spending their own sweet time to discuss what movie to watch when it’s their turn at the ticket counter when they have all the time in the world during the long queue before their turn”–Dylan Lim
If you have something else to contribute you can still do so! I will add on to the list if i think it’s funny enough. 🙂
I cannot tahan blogging so late at night when i’m super sleepy. Wa spent so much time compiling this list! Must sleep! Nanai. See you tomorrow i mean later. My sense of time screwed up.
email me:
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