@ Iyvene’s 24th Birthday Bash themed the Hat Party.

Venue: Pick n’ Brew, One Utama

Everyone was required to wear some kind of cap/hat/head gear.

“Harh? You call that a cap ah?”

Faye’s pink hat is hot.

I went with my pirate hat!

Which won me the best hat prize.

Dunno why she was laughing at me!

Grimace.

Mary-Go-Round. Ahem where’s the other one? HA! i spotted politics! =P

Is this where pirates came from?

Cake time. This year around everyone was quite polite as no one actually cake her like we did two years ago.

“Okay, next year, i swear, no low cut top.”

You look at her birthday cake!!

Seriously lo. Everyone tells me i look better in short hair. I refuse to accept the truth (still). But i honestly think Iyvene looks so much hotter now!

Food

Light snacks served.

Onion soup. Thick and nice!

Can anyone tell me what this is? I was trying to figure out what it was, but after half bowl i decided that i had failed miserably. Tasted slightly nutty and very creamy. No not pumpkin. Definitely not corn either. Wait, maybe it was pumpkin. But if it was, it too failed miserably. lol.

Lamb with gnocchi. The lamb was awesome! But i had too high an expectation on Gnocchi. None of those i’ve tried recently can make it. Sad.

Photo session

With Manhand’s members.

Denise, Cheesie, KK, Iyvene, Danny, Faye.

From same college.

Danny is probably the only one actually bothered to wear a fancy hat. Such a joker.

Pictures are either from Wai Khing or Brandon or Arthur. They don’t label it so i don’t know which is whose!

Pick n’ Brew
F233 1st Floor Promenade
One Utama

1. Broom?

2. New nail art.

3. Hmmm.

4. Ok lost for a caption.

5. Ok decided that i can’t be bothered with it.

6. …

7. *sayangs*

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P/S: I think i just shrank into a size minus zero. Or plus zero. Whatever. I bought two dresses from Somerset Bay. I couldn’t fit into their smallest size available (size 3). So i bought Somerset Bay Kids instead. One is for 11-12 yrs old and another one is for 9-10 yrs old. They are gorgeous though.

I know you all miss her.

More photos tomorrow. 🙂

Update
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So wtf ok. So fast finish already. Not even enough time for me to finish my Roti Planta. Damn sien la. Knn. That Lin Dan fella dunno drink what red color drug, so powerful ok, pok kai oredi still can smash wtf crazy one. SO EFFORTLESS CAN! Chong Wei’s blue color drug is not geng enough. Wtf. Wtf oh wtf.

(oh someone says Red Bull Gingseng VS Tongkat Ali. wtf.)
/update

10 minutes. 10 minutes!!!!!!!

NOW. NOWWW!!!

Lin Dan gets ling dan. Lin dan gets ling dan!!!!!

Omg im so kancheong.

Lets support together gether. I’ll put my love for Cheng Chu Sian away for the time being.

Here are more photos you can distract yourself with.

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Joe is such a great photographer to work with. I was amazed by the amount of preparation he did prior to a shoot, very professional, very meticulous. He came over to help me pick the right clothes, carefully scouted for suitable locations for the shoot and asked me lots of questions to understand my needs so he could work better with me. Also learned a few tips from him during the shoot.

1) Baby oil–Makes your skin glooooow!
2) Beauty dish–Joe’s home made secret weapon for flawless skin.
3) Play the right music to set the right mood.
4) Do not have KY around for a glam shoot. He attempts to poke your armpit to make you laugh.

We started the shoot at 8:30 and finished about 1:30am at just one location. But i enjoyed it more than any other shoot i’ve done recently. 🙂

In case you are wondering. Dress is from Warehouse. Make up from Laura Mercier, my personal favorite. Gives you super impeccable complexion (in case you haven’t realized, you can get a free gift upon purchasing some of the products in Cheesie’s Wardrobe.) Wore brown contact lense for dramatic effect.

Speaking of colored contact lenses, i discovered a place to buy colored contact lenses online.

They have this Colored Contact Lens Studio where you can pick a variety of colored contacts and try it on their models so you get a clear idea of how it would look like, without going through the hassle of physically trying them on yourself.

There are more than 16 colors for you to choose from, and my favorite is Honey, Eden and Caribbean Aqua. 🙂

Check it out HERE.

Update:
Congrats to Lee Chong Wei! Let’s hope Lin Dan gets ling dan. 😀

Did you watch did you watch did you watch?!?!?

Super cute Malaysian archer can! And he beat this Korean dude in Men’s Individual can! AND HE IS SO CUTE CAN!!!

I can’t see his eyes though, he was wearing sunnies throughout. I hope he is not cock-eyed. O.O And Google doesn’t have a lot of his pictures! So i took some pictures of the TV screen.

Who the toot is that Halil Muhalib!!! Zhor zhor teng teng the screen!

Lee Chang-Hwan, some Wold Champion. Meh.

His perfect last shot against Lee. *bows*

After his win.

He looks like Yuan Bin can!!!

He’s mine. Don’t you even dare go near him. I ask him to shoot you.

(No la i’m just mocking Mayzhee.)

(No la not really!)

Eh let’s hope he wins something! Then he has $ to marry me.
(Mocking Mayzhee again.)

P/S: Omg i just viewed his Olympics profile he looks really ugly in his profile picture. O.o

Omg he’s only 22. And 6 feet tall!!!!

I really think he’s hot and wanna date him! I hope he will give me a shot!!!

NO LA NOT SHOOT LITERALLY LA!

Last night’s photoshoot.

Photo by Joe. Assisted by KY.

More to come.

Watch this!

And also someone sent me this link about some guy who mated with a dolphin. :/

Excerpt:

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Mating with male

A male dolphin’s member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it’s length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn’t take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

Mating with female

This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn’t just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

:/

Sex with a dolphin, anyone?

P/S: PaintMeGorgeous is giving out Maybelline lipsticks as freebies! Please visit her blog for more info.

Not only that. I think dolphins are also bimbos because their skin feels very plastic-like and when you attempt to knock on their head you can feel it’s empty inside.

I. swam. with. dolphins. 😀

I mean the gay sharks.

At Melka Dolphin Resort, Lovina Bali.

The tickets were quite expensive lo. I think we paid about USD36 each for just a 20min session with the dolphins. But damn worth it la! How often in your life do you get to swim with a dolphin!!!666

Omgomgomg soooo cute!!!

Ok, i have now decided that dolphins are the next cutest thing after Cheddie. I wanna keep one in my apartment.

This is the dolphin’s… nose? The hole where it releases the… air.

That time i still couldn’t swim to save my life. So it’s damn embarrassing okay, the two dolphins kept flipping me around and the crew would have to drag me back cuz i couldn’t even move!

*pats* “Good boy, go fetch!”

OMG I SWEAR TO CHEESUS CRUST DOLPHINS ARE DAMN HORNY.

*attacks* “help!” *drags*

*attacks* “help!!!!” *drags*

*attacks* “help!!!!omg666” *drags*

They are a playful bunch. Both of them are male. They kept swirling, turning me over like a kebab. And then… i swear, this dolphin poked my *ahem* from underneath with its… erm… beak.

Until i found out that it wasn’t the beak. It was the penis.

The dolphin. poked. my. backside. with. its. penis.

Its freaking gigantic penis.

Multiple times.

…

Just be careful lo girls. I mean, they are sweet and playful (perhaps a tad too playful). But very horny la i dunno why.

Okay i googled a bit for this entry because i realized i don’t know how to name dolphin’s various anatomy part properly.

Ok. So it’s a blow… hole? And wtf is a melon? KY said usually melon refers to boobs. But but in the case of dolphin, apparently it’s the head.

Omg dolphin embryo!

O.o

But really la. Dolphins are really, really really adorable.

Especially when they smile. 🙂

==End of Bali trip==

Update: Happy 08/08/08. Most auspicious day in history :).

But omg can you believe it???

I cannot lo, seriously. I know Wall-E was like No.8 for a week or so, but but but… And i also know Christopher Nolan is the bestestest director in the world… I think Tim Burton comes second. Just watched Nightmare before Christmas and Edward Scissors Hand. Omg Johnny Depp is soooooooooooo adorable okay why am i drifting so far away from what i wanted to say.

Come back! What was i saying. Oh ya! The Dark Knight!! What happened to The God Father?!? Died already is it!! Okay that doesn’t make any sense.

Anyway! I was chatting with Badman on MSN.

Cheesie: dark knight is no.1 on imdb wtf
Badman: still… beats mummy. hehe
Cheesie: brb i need to go withdraw cash
Badman: did you notice the pun?
Cheesie: where
Badman: dark knight beats mummy.
Cheesie: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

HAHAHHAHAH SO FUNNY CAN!!!

P/S: HAHAHA Ky just told me “Dark Knight made God Father an offer he can’t refuse”. HAHHAHAH!

Cass, Audrey, Karen, Paris and I attended this make up party organized by Maybelline.

Waaaa truck loads of make up to play with! If ten years ago i’d be on cloud nine. That time had to steal mom’s lipstick leh. And not like she had any to begin with. Taurus moms very down to earth!

Aud and i damn excited. Can see Timothy kepohing around at the back also! Haha!

Star product of the day is the Maybelline’s Watershine 3D Collagen lipstick.

Comes in 12 shades!

The lipstick is the key to several problems girls often have, especially under super dry and hot weather recently.

For dry lips and visible lip lines, the pure water and aqua-collagen ingredients will give an ultra-moisturized, water-soft, smooth lips.

For flat lips that have no dimension, the bubble-shaped shine molecules give off a multi-dimensional shine that helps amplify color and give a more in-depth natural brilliance.

The girls making each others subject of experiment.

Aud and my favorite, Shade 135. A little peachy, suits our slightly tanned skin best!

Made up!!

That’s for day make up. Simple and sweet. Just a little bit of eyeshadow and Maybelline Volume Express mascara, and of course the gorgeous lipstick.

For more make up product info and tips, you can visit PaintMeGorgeous and MyWomenStuff. 🙂

Okay now time for some sex. And the city.

Went for SATC preview screening (yea right, when it’s out elsewhere like, two months ago) slash cocktail party.

Pietro said i have to dress up properly! So i had an evening make up and put on my favorite pink flowery dress i bought from Bali.

And a matching lipstick—Maybelline Watershine 3D Collagen No. 403.

After that add a dab of gloss.

Very dolly pink, lovely!

Shine shine baby shine!

SATC Preview Screening at Gardens, Mid Valley.

Lotsa celebrities spotted! And they freaking gave out a pair of Dior heels worth RM2800 okay! It was like a Cinderella try on shoe kinda thing la. Dammit they have a size 38!!! DAMMIT! Why can’t they have size 35!! Then it will make it more interesting because not a lot of people have the feet sized 35 ma! Dammitdammitdammit.

Sarimah wore a dress almost identical to Carrie’s in the poster.

Jojo.

Serena C and Pietro.

Stephanie

Kevin and Celine.

Omg just realized this is the only picture i’m standing on the right side. Argh my left face.

Pictures all stolen from mikeyip.com.

I really loved the movie. Not like it’s anything brilliant (it’s actually quite plotless. The whole movie is just like a super elaborated episode that revolves around Carrie and Big, predictable at the end too), but the nostalgic feeling it gives me, and probably every SATC fan. Oh oh, not to mention the WALK-IN WARDROBE Big built for Carrie. Omg. Totally sweet. Guys who can’t afford that, best not to take your girlfriend to watch this movie. You will feel like kicking yourself after that.

(After such a long delay, sorry.)

Lovina Beach located in north Bali, about 100 kilometers from Kuta. It’s famous for sunrise and dolphin-watching out at the sea. 🙂

God i’m sorry i can’t help! Sunrise too gorgeous…

Very beautiful sky!

Reaching for the sky (omc i can’t believe i’m so corny. I’m really not good at captions).

We went on this early morning boat tour out the sea for dolphin-watching. 🙂

The boat so narrow lo.

Haha. Keju grew a cute Shrek horn. Now he is horny. I mean hornier.

Then again he always grows funny things out of his body.

Dolphins Omg!

Haha now looking back at the photos, they do look like sharks from far. But that time we were just too excited.

Haha some hot chicks on the boat. So Titanic! =P

Dolphin jump! There was this particular dolphin who did like a 180 degree flip, but too bad didn’t capture that. I wonder why they do that! Show off freaks.

This is how close we were to the dolphins.

In the evening we drove back to Seminyak from Lovina, and our Avanza got scratched by a truck which passed us by. Ok scratch is probably an understatement because we heard a loud thud. And apparently something broke.

Keju was upset over the broken signal light. The car was a rental. Which means we had to pay extra.

Well… i think that’s not quite right an expression for upsetness.

So i asked him to pose again and he did this.

I think he seriously needed some expression management crash course.

Finally he learned the correct expression.

This is more like it.

Half way up the hill we stopped by a super awesome cafe with a super awesomer view.

Back to Seminyak finally. And Keju doing his water bomb in our very own private pool.

And the * they got from Scuba diving.

Oh yea. And there’s one last entry about my close encounter with dolphins on this Bali trip. Stay cheesed.