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Muddy Eye Candy…
(I had an uncontrolable urge to entitle this entry “Taegukgized” but the thought of abusing “ilization” and “ilizing” everything makes me shudder, not to mention the potential disgust of others. So i will just leave it behind.)
Honestly, I wished I hadn’t watched Taegukgi, cause I feel as if I’ve just gone thru a major mental trauma.
Tuesday afternoon, knowing that Korean flick is gonna be outta cinema soon, I bugged Mozzerelly to go watch with me before it was too late. Yeah, there will always be pirated vcds, but by no means a 29 inches box can beat a few-metres-wide screen. And you feel more comfortable to cry in the dark, by the way.
Actually I don’t have any interest whatsoever in watching a war film, so the reason I was so dying to see this movie can be entirely imputed to the two caramel+sugar+honey coated eye candies. Well one actually. Me and Mozzie were ready to contribute all our saliva to drool over Won Bin and Won Bin alone.
The fact is, we shed tears more than drooling. However, I wouldn’t say I enjoyed the two hour plus journey to the cruel war scenes. I was completely overwhelmed by what I saw on the screen. It was just too gruesome. You see blood, burned corpses, armless/headless/limbless people (or should I say bodies) everywhere. Every second there are people wounded, dying, shot dead in the chest, and whose arms are slashed off or heads are bombed off from the body… Not to mention the whopping amount of blood gushed out profusely from the limbs and maggots crawling in the wounded stomach… Apart from being disgusted by those grisly elements, we were suffering severe heartache to see our candy’s lovely face being covered by mud and dirt, (yet he is still so hunkillicious.) him and family being separated, him witnessing someone dear to him die…
So I came out from the cinema with swollen eyes. Mozzie said that if she hadn’t pull me out from the cinema I would continue sitting there and crying my heart out.
I almost swore I would never watch a war film again. In fact, I don’t even wanna remember the rest of the movie apart from few scenes where Won Bin’s clean, innocent face was shown. It was just too sad. Until this day, I’ve never been qualified to be called an anti-war supporter because I was always nonchalant about anything related to politics and wars. But now I really hope war will never happen again in this world and I will never, ever have to bear with this kind of macabre sight again.
Anyways, if u wanna emotionally torture yourself, or you’re up to being mentally traumatized, go get a Vie (cutified noun of VCD), sit back and sob.
By the way, check this cutie out…..
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This essay will discuss how studying in self-attested creative university college makes the students creativer and intelligenter than ever.
First of all, for MCM Sem 5 students, they haved this omnipotent lecturer Puan A.L.L (who act more like a primary teacher cum guru discipline cum everything-must-nod-your-head-boss) teached them Law, Policy and Regulation module.
Indeed, she endeavors to imparted her knowledge about all sorts of rules and regulation to them, hoping they will improved their grammar and skill of writed. “If you couldn’t even brushed up your grammar, how are you going to wrote a good academic essay?” (A.L.L., class 8, 10.25am).
She also wanted the students to followed strictly the rule of referencing ala APA style. They are teached how not to insert a full stop before a close bracket.) , as well as how to quoted a source (A.L.L., class 8, 9.34am).
According to A.L.L., using somebody’s idea or words without quoted them is infringed the copy right law and committed plagiarism (class 8, 9.55am).
Further more , she also asked the students not to be so stingy with the space in academic essay (A.L.L., class 8 , 10.37am).
Secondly, the Sem 5 students are also very luckiful because they have an experienced lecturer, Mr K. J. to teached them Media Law.
It means, yiah, they don’t need to be afraid of , yiah, watcha caldad, the pronounciation of “nuisance” becoming “nu-we-sern”, “defamation” becoming “dee-fa-may-shen” and “specific” becoming spastic, as how the, watcha caldad, previous lecturer Madam H.pronounced, yiah (class 6, 2.05pm). She was the one when we correctly corrected her incorrect grammar, she would go like “huat-ehver lar, different people got different pronaunsiesion” (class 6, 1.56pm).
It means, yiah, now they can have a proper lecture without the improper pronounciation of words, yiah, plus some extra, watcha caldad, yiah, key words, like, yiah, watcha caldad. Therefore, yiah, the students will definitely be more, watcha calldad, focused in class, because of all these useful keywords, yiiaah.
Next up, for CAD 291 advertising module, the student have this Lecturer-so-not-farny-E.L. She tries to teach students how to be more humorous and creative in their ideas and artwork by throwing errr-excuse-me-but-is-that-a-joke kinda jokes to them. Here’s an example.
“……so they go all the way, wasting their time and petrol and parking fee to another supermarket, just to buy that soap that is 5 cents cheaper.”(L.E., tutorial 5, 10.37am).
“…………………”(Students, tutorial 5, 10.38am).
“Okay, it’s a joke.” (L.E. tutorial 5, 10.38am).
You see, they haven’t reached that level to appreciate such so-not-farny jokes. However, given time, they will definitely improve by adopting the lemon-juice, erm, lame-jokes skill, and further apply it on their artwork.
Last but not least, they have this interestingful lecturer for DMI 291 multimedia design. Her students will not only learn how to make animated “wahaha blurdie hiao”, but the lastest SPS (Siew Poh Slang) that the coolest sk8r bois out there are not exposed to.
She tends to cutiefy (Chen, La Manila, 6.22pm) nouns as well as incorporating two or more adjectives to create new ones. For example, a pop-up-window is named a “poppie” (Poh, multimedia lab1, 3.22pm), and a scroll bar is very “fuggly” (funny and ugly) (Poh, multimedia lab1, 3.47pm).
Some students adopt the slang really fast, like, two second after the introduction of fuggliness. “I thought it’s f*cking ugly.” (Lim, multimedia lab1, 3.47pm).
What a good one. Before long, students will be conversing like “Omie (Oh my god)! This supid (super stupid) comie (computer) crashed again! I will have to do my leggy scrowie (lame and ugly scroll bar) awie (all over again)!” Okay, I know we can only cutiefy nouns, but, the students are really improving on their creativablity.
In conclusion, students who comed to this university college to pursued their studies haved maked a wise choice. It means, yiaaah, they will learned and enhanced their, watcha caldad, langie (language) and ryeskie (writing skill), from time to time, yiaah, which is useful for their future fuggly career. Oh, it’s a joke by the way.
References:
A.L.L. (2004). Why couldn’t you all learned English.. LUCT:Class8. am.9-11.
Chen. M. C. (2004). Cutiefication. Retrieved October 6, 2004, from http://www.midvalley.com/3rdfloor/LaMainila.htm
Hakimah. (2004). The deefamayshen law in Ostroulia. LUCT:Class6. pm. 1.45-4.45.
Lim, E. (2004). The supermarket farny joke. Retrieved October 6, 2004, from http://www.LUCT.com/tutorial5.htm
Lim, K. Y. (2004). I thought it’s f*cking ugly?. LUCT:MultimediaLab1.
Poh, S. (2004). Week 9 lesson. LUCT:MultimediaLab1. pm. 1.45-4.00
Students. (2004). What the?????. Retrieved October 6, 2004, from http://www.LUCT.com/tutorial5.htm
Bibligraphy:
Chen, E. C. (2004). Further ALL Report. Anal-Lecturer-Lady Dealings. Chingy Publishers. Retrieved 6th September, 2004 from http://www.livejournal.com/~chingylicious/13871.html
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De-cheesilization and Pasted tense gone Cheesed Day!
I cannoted believes i actually de-cheesilized myself today.
I am no longer the Cheesiest Queen no more… Because, because, because……
I cutted my nails!
I really doesnt meant to cutted my nails!
Self confess–Im not a good Ringoist. I broke the Ringoism principle!
The rule of thumb (no pun intended) is, when one nail breaks, i will have to cut it all. Few weeks ago i breaked my right pinky nail, and i pretended nothing happened. And then today i breaked my right ring finger nail again! Time to rest in peace, you people. I mean, you nails.
Before they were being killed ceremonially, here’s a pic for their sacrificial memorial:
Well good thing though. Even i haved reduced my cheesability, i didn’ted haved to worried about using my knuckles to type in the near future.
But I haves to now re-summon my Cheesablity all over again. *sobzzzz*
Oh, and speaking of summon, i once again, cannoted believes that i gotted the real, tearable, edible(by goats) shit of, erm, sheet of summon worth RM100 just becaused i left Parmie unfed for the cheese-damned 15 mins at Jalan SS26/4 nombor petak 012 when i went to photocopieded my layout for MDI assignment.
So i actuallied melanggared syarat No.7 Sistem Letak Kereta Bermeter Bayar dan Peraga–Tiada Sebarang Tiket Bayared & Peraga diparmirkaned.
The first time ever in my driving history. Merry Cheesemas!
By the way if you are wonderinged what the cheese happeneded to Cheesie today, with all these pasted-tense, oh, this is a pakated stunt with Michi and Chingy, to writed a tribute speacially dedicated to our Lawed, Policied, and Regulationed lecturer for she has teached us a valuable lesson on how to improved our grammar when it comed to academiced writing. Like Chingy said, for the first time in our learninged history, we’re being lectured on incorrectly corrected grammar to replaced the correctly incorrected grammar.
Take a look at Michified version A tribute to an analistic woman and Chingified version A Lesson To Remembered of the tribute.
Haved fun!
P/Sed: By the way, after readed Chingified version,if you were wondering who the poopr victim whose line “”Computer hacking is harder to define” being incorrectly corrected to “Computer hacking were harder to defined” is, I AM. I mean, I AMed.
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ChiHERO……
While doing my Mutimedia assignment, i find myself addicted to this 10-year-old girl. Chihiro’s skinny limbs and sullen face indicate she would not be amused so easily. Still, when reality becomes clear and she finds herself in a crisis, her adaptability and endurance will well up within her. She would find an existence in which she can bravely decide and act within herself.
Certainly, many people might simply panic and sink down to the ground. But such people would vanish or quickly be eaten in the situation Chihiro faced. Chihiro is a heroine, because of her power not to let herself be eaten up.
She’s my hero.
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Im so lucky i have such loyal disciples.
First i have my most loyal Ringoism follower cum Ringoism Community Secretary Mozzerelly Chingy. She practices cheesy terms every single day, praises, curses and swears using the given imaginary set of Cheesilizing tools.
Whereas my 2nd loyal disciple Mozzerictor Barry has now transferred to Singapore. Yet he never fails to remind himself of communicating with cheese every day. And the good quality about him is, he always holds tight on the 7 commandments of Ringoism.
Cheddarina Ichigo, my relatively new disciple, has been improving tremendously. I can tell that she constantly upgrades her cheesability at every single opportunity she gets. She opted to ditch all conventional mooncakes during this Mooncake festival, and ate only cheese-based mooncakes. (Note that it was done entirely on her own willingness without any coercion from the Ringoism community.) Kudos!
Well lately i spotted one cheesable talent too. Well he is very receptive but doesnt seem too keen on the Ringoistic stuffs.
Here are what we cheesed about:
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
it must have brought you a lot of protein (friends)
cheesillicious says:
im diagnose with protaneizeia
cheesillicious says:
which is too high of protein
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
what’s the cure?
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
more complex carbohydrates?
cheesillicious says:
hahha… yet to figure out
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
i actually have a PhD in molecular protein, and so if you want me to do some tests on you, I’m willing…
cheesillicious says:
it is okay. i believe cheesiology will bring the problem to an end
cheesillicious says:
im working hard in my lab now
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
maybe we should pool our resources
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
or do you insist on being the one to make the discoveries?
cheesillicious says:
it is contagious
cheesillicious says:
dont wanna risk infecting to innocent ppl
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
im glad you worry for me, and of course, you are right. I couldn’t risk cross-contamination
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
how is m-sia at the mo?
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
hot?
cheesillicious says:
very
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
id love to swap you for grey london
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
ur cheese must be melting faster than you can eat it
cheesillicious says:
ther’s a smart creation in this world called “refrigerator”.
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
what is this invention of which you speak? is this some sort of witchcraft?
cheesillicious says:
nah… it is using a kind of magical power call the “electric” which is transmited from a tiny plastic rope to an gigantic iron box
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
what does this have to do with cheese? I am confused….I know that Asia has some of the most advanced technology in the world, but nothing on this level….
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
I must warn the English authorities….and tell them to prepare for an invasion
cheesillicious says:
no worries. it is user friendly. we dont use it for war. it is purely for cheesiology purpose in the lab.
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
you are such a wonderful nation! one day i will come to m-sia and kiss your
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
cheese
cheesillicious says:
im afraid u cant
cheesillicious says:
unless u have will power strong enuf to withold ur desire not to bite or swallow it
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
i know it would be a test of my faith….i shall obviously need to train myself thoroughly for a period of 14 years
cheesillicious says:
yes. how disciplined of you.
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
some things are worth it.
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
did you read my article about China?
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
i think you would be interested in how it relates to your research
cheesillicious says:
nope. would like to.
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
www.djod.co.uk/china
Links @ www.djod.co.uk says:
cheese it
cheesillicious says:
will cheese.
Cheeses! Im amazed at my extraordinary crappiness!
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Cheesossesive……
People always ask me bout my obsession with cheese. Why cheese? What about cheese? Why not celery sticks or batteries?
Well to be very honest, i think im just being obsessed with obsessions. Hmmm, to be more precise, i am obssess with the idea of making myself obsessed bout something. I even am obssessed with making people obsessive. See? Now im obsessed with talking about all these obsessions.
Check this conversation of me with this super conversationalist fren of mine.
cheesillicious says:
hehe… they are uncheesable
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
perhaps they dont need to be cheesed. your obsession with cheese is yours alone. i could be obssessed with garlic for all u know
cheesillicious says:
yea indeed
cheesillicious says:
thats y i say they all are not cheesable.
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
is that really the reason why you’re single?
cheesillicious says:
yeah maybe.
cheesillicious says:
big part of it
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
u want to find someone else who is as nuts bout cheese as u are??
cheesillicious says:
nah im just kidding
cheesillicious says:
btw it should be “cheeses bout cheese” u know.
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
forgive me my lack of obsession of any kind is apparent
cheesillicious says:
maybe u do have just u fail to realize it
cheesillicious says:
or mebbie too stubborn to notice it
cheesillicious says:
hehe…..
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
believe me, i do not have an obsession of any kind
cheesillicious says:
yes u do
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
i do?
cheesillicious says:
ur last line just proved it
cheesillicious says:
yeah
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
?
cheesillicious says:
u’re obssessed with the idea that u’re not obssessed with a ything
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
no i’m not. you’re just putting words into my mouth.
cheesillicious says:
hehhehehhe
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
my nick on msn does not go “IMNOTOBSSESSED”
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
nice try ringo
cheesillicious says:
okay. i will improve
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
i still dont get it; why cheese? of all things to be obssessed about, why choose cheese?
cheesillicious says:
see get what i mean, u dont wanna be obssessed to any thing in particular so u choose to obssess with nothing
cheesillicious says:
thats a kind of obssession too….
cheesillicious says:
wahahhaha
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
you’re obssessed with trying to make me think i’m obsessed. again, nice try, u have no case here
cheesillicious says:
what? i failed again?
cheesillicious says:
………………………
Actually, to be honest enough, he was right.
I find obsessions to be kinda pathetic too. I mean, i think that only those who feel insecure with their ownselves will have some kind of obsession, be it their ex(es), memories or any tangible or untangible things.
More so if that person is obsessed with the idea of making her/himself obsessed. How sad… doesnt she/he have nothing better to do than that?
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fairy nice……
Actually I wanted to see her earlier but things just kept screwing up out date, until wed afternoon when she finally managed to get out from her house.
She drove her male version of Parmie here. Also 2-year-old, black color. What a coincidence! Well, a fated marriage, muahahahha…… Nevertheless, Parmie looks so much more jovial than her male counterpart despite being few months older.
Our original plan was going to 1U, catch a cheesy flick, have a cheesy meal, and then walk around cheesifiedly. But the movie we wanted to watch was only available in MV. So there we went.
We s smuggled in our McDs to the cinema and almost finished them before the movie even started.
I must say is, erm nice. (Well, too many people have been complaining my vague and abused usage of the adjective “cheesy”. Now I really have to be careful with it you see.) I like the way they borrow the classic scene from a fairy tale to make a twist in the story. Hero kneels down, helps girl wear the red sole black high-heel on her feet ala Prince Chariming’s follower and Are-You-Cinderella. And shoe is too big. Ooooops……
Brilliant idea. Hmmm. Fairy nice.
And the moral of the story is, bring along ur mobile phone,wherever you go. You never know when it comes in handy.
Later in the evening, I followed Annie back to Rawang and planned to sleep overnight. Cheeses, I couldn’t even recall when was the last time I put a girly night up at my buddy’s place. I’d been so aloof for soooo long.
The interesting part is, her house is in a very far inside in a fish farm. We had to travel pass a super duper bumpy rocky path in pitch dark. Now I know why her “male Parmie” looks so jaded. It felt kinda like an adventure into a ghastly village where “those we don’t speak of” exist.
But it is a nice place though. Brought me some peace in my inner self, after so many days of mental dysfunction.
That night, we did nothing much but talk and talk and talk. Oh, and of course , eat.
She sent me back Thur evening. Well it was supposed to be her turn being a guest in my place this time, but her mom was nagging and nagging and nagging when we’re bout to go out, and so she had to go back her rented house in KL to sleep instead.
Well, I’m 20 this year. And it was the first time ever in my lifetime to witness such an unusual nagging from a mom. The choice of word she used was kinda, well vulgar. Not that I haven’t heard a mom swear before, but she was saying things like “X(insert whatever considered vulgar here) your mother, how many times do I have tell you….” and “I don’t care what your mother X(obscenities again)……” to her own daughter!
Erm… get what I mean?
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Me just donts understand why nowsadays people likes to writings like this, when they cans speaking englishes perfectly. Am this a fad grammar or am they cheeses? What am wrong with they? Hello? Me just don’t gets it!!
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