Pun of the day:
When Finding Nemo reached our shore, everyone flocked to the theatre to catch the tale of the clown fish and got hooked.

Somewhat related to my previous post, i find that watching animaltions can be quite disturbing.

Whenever i see “dory-fillet” on the menu, i’ll be reminded of its namesake–the adoryble amnesic blue tropical fishie in Finding Nemo. Then i don’t have the heart to eat it already.

Fast food chains normally like to associate themselves with these cute little creatures. But i’m kinda worried for them. They need to be very careful and particular in choosing their spokespersons spokescharacters. read more

Pun of the day:
A fisherman caught two fishes.
Cod fish: Pollocks! We’ve been cod!
Whale: Sigh. Whale meat again.

After a super tulan tyre-puntured incident yesterday, i went to this chinese restaurant for dinner.

This restaurant serves the freshest steamed fish, as all their fishes are swimming alive before being cooked.

OMC 6 7 puns in a sentence! I’m a cheesnius.

Thinking of all these fish puns is giving me a real haddock, and my herring is getting bad.

Anycheese.

I ordered a Tiger Garoupa, after all the ordeals i’d gone through that day. read more

Pun of the day:
Lord Ringo sent to row Rodrigo Santoro.

My most beloved Rodrigo Santoro.

To prove my impassioned lust and love for him, just type “Rodrigo” and search within Cheeserland, you will see that my frequent mention about him in my blog does not even suffice to illustrate how much he means to me than just a 190cm handsome small time actor whom i secretly hope will never make it big because then i’ll have to dedicate my admiration to him together with a million of other fans, which will make me think that he’s not special anymore. read more

My altercheesego emerged.

Cheesy thanks to Velocity studio, Excalibur, and Taisu who wore the same color as mine that day. Otsukaresamadeshita!

The outfit is up for bidding at Cheesie’s Wardrobe.

(If i ever get married la.)

Of course, i will invite all of you, cheesable or uncheesable, to my wedding cheesemony.

The venue won’t be your typical boring church or some lousy chinese restaurant with lotsa “yam-seng yam-seng” going on one. Siao. Give some class please.

Instead it would be:

Or something of the like. A cheese resort is good.

Where you can help yourself to some first-class fondue buffet

Of course there will be this very cheesilicious wedding cake made of the creamiest and most expensive cheeses read more

Pun of the day:
Those who can’t wait to show off their rides are car-su.

Outside a hawker center today.

Maybe:

1. He doesn’t know how to do forward parking.
2. He is optically challenged. He can’t differenciate horizontal and vertical.
3. He’s disillusioned and he thinks that he’s driving 100-wheel road train, which if he parks the normal way, will result in damaging two nearest restaurants and and killing four passerbys.
4. He is small. He wants to feel big (and long).
5. He has a 5-inches-thick face and 2Km-long kiasuness. So freaking long he can’t park vertically. read more

One day i was having a lunch where there’re a bunch of girlfriends and two married men.

MM1 (married man 1) jokingly made a remark that MM2 has many girlfriends in Guang Zhou. Surprisingly, MM2 just chuckled. Never denied.

Then MM2 turned around asked me “If the dog is barking at the back door, and there’s someone calling you at the front door, which door would u open?”

I was stunned for a while, not knowing what he means.

Then he continued, answering his own question, “of course i’ll let the dog in. at least it wags it’s tail and jumps at you, whereas the person at the front door will just nag nag nag and nag…” read more

Pun of the day:
Though i look auctionable i’m not forbidding.

I’m getting tons of requests from Cheeserlanders who want me to help them sell off their stuff on Wardrobe. Some wanted me to do pro bono, some offered items for me to buy to auction off. But i where got so much time to do charity right? Go set up your own Wardrobe lor!

Been having a major headache for sometime now. So i was thinking that i might want to impose a certain percentage of profit sharing. But it won’t really work, because both parties aren’t exactly making profit high enough to warrant the effort. read more

Pun of the day:
Sexy Graffiti from Escada is my fav frangrance. I think it’s heaven’s sent.

Since i’m lazy and bored (some said boring), i decided to just shut up and be vain.

Here.

The most blog-skin-matching entry ever.

The outfit and some of the accessories are available at My Wardrobe.

Pun of the day:
What do you call a cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.

I know. It’s a recycled pun. An unoriginal, stolen pun.

OMG i’m so pathetic. It’s not pun anymore. I’m running out of fun.

Las Carretas@Subang USJ

I was so stupid. Don’t ever order Nacho’s Cheese in a Mexican restaurant.

Just right after my orders were taken, the waiter sent over a basket full of nacho chips with salsa dip. Now we’re Nacho overdosed. Cheez, NotYour day! read more

Pun of the day:
Reality is sometimes more of a stranger than fiction

Peacock recommended Stranger Than Fiction, which i think is a good movie and worth watching because i always believe he has an excellent taste in movie selections. However this is an exception because he didn’t tell me soon enough for me to catch it while it was still showing in the cinemas. So i bought a DVD. Pirated.

The problem with buying pirat copyrightly-challenged DVDs, besides wobbly jelly pictures, random ghost shadows that float around, almost inaudible dialogs but extra loud laughs from an invisible audience, is, the fucckaccino subtitles, which will utterly ruin a good pirated DVD. read more

Warning: This post is full of shit, which content may severely ruin your appetite. Visit Cheesepetit instead if you wanna continue your CNY-Binge-Marathon.

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Ran down the supermarket aisle one day, and miraculously, all the food turned into shit. I’m not kidding. Like, all different kinds of shit. I think it has something to do with eating too much chinese new year shit.

And i suddenly turned into a scatologist who studies the appearance, size, texture, color, and smell of all kinds of shit, crap, faeces, poo, droppings, dump (I’m amazed at the amount of euphemism human can come up with, for something that comes out of an anal orifice). read more