Cheesie: Ei, how to write resignation letter ah?
TT: What kind of resignation? Triumphant? Defeated? Heavy-hearted? Disappointed? Respectful? Hateful?
Cheesie: Simple but effective la.
TT: Easy la.

Cheesie: WTF. So short! Formal abit can anot? Maybe friendlier and more polite…
TT: Ok ok i try.

Cheesie: Err…Can elaborate ah? At least give a reason why i dowan to work right?
TT: Hmmm… How bout…

Cheesie:
TT: If all else fail, you can only do this…

read more

Pun of the day:
Just like heaven… ‘v’ f a lot of angels!

It’s an Angel’s Night Out.

Gorgeous angels girlore. They are so fire hot you need to spoon the melted me up from the bowl. Get your tissues.

Alexandra loves her mushrooms.

Rachel & Cally. I think they look so alike!

They are the bane of making people call plastic surgery hotlines. Where’s the yellow pages?

Paiseh to stand beside them.

Endalince & Michelle

Claudia

Irene & Loohui read more

Moaki: Why you online always, no need work ah?
Cheesie: Neeeeeeeeed. Brogging la.
Moaki: Blog blog blog, can eat meh?
Cheesie: Maybe la. If i sell more clothes lo.
Moaki: Can meh!!! I oso want!

There.

Now Cheesie’ Wardrobe has a special guest—a fashion diva who is always buying on impulse yet forgetting that she ever bought them. Then when she opens her closet, she’ll be like “eh? what are these closthes doing here?” She has a short span of liking an outfit, so much so, before those outfits even get a chance to be let out of the closet, she loses interest in them. read more

I know Cheeserland is now doggie overdosed. But still.

Cheesie: u think papillon or maltese or terrier better?
Pietro: depends on your personal pref
Cheesie: whats ur dog?
Pietro: it’s a mongrel, but a very cute one
Pietro: female
Pietro: named tequila
Cheesie: -_-
Pietro: yeah, so when she grows big we can call her “thakilla!”
Cheesie: i changed my mind
Cheesie: i wanna call my future doggie frangelico
Pietro: what happened to cheddar, i like that better
Cheesie: naming a dog after liquor is cooler
Cheesie: cheddie, by the way
Pietro: oh
Pietro: i wanted to call her bailey’s at first
Pietro: and we got a friend whose dogs name is martini
Pietro: so if they mate we will call their kids graveyards
Cheesie: -_- read more

Pun of the day:
What do you get when you cross a herding dog with a daisy?
A collie-flower.

Saw this in Ikano Pet Safari.

Guess how huge it is?

HOLY GOD DOG.

Reminds me of St Bernard’s in Tom & Jerry’s.

No no, actually, reminds me of this:

Is this what you wanted, CuriousAmerikaner?

April’s new baby.

Amazing how when you think of something, you see it everywhere.

Me: Would you spend one thousand to buy a Tiffany for your girlfriend?
TT: Siao. Tiffany costs more than a thousand. I’d rather buy her something else.
Me: Like… a Maltese? 😀 😀 😀
TT: Ooh. Yea definitely. Along with a mini coffin too.

-_-

Anyway. I still think it’s the best pressie ever. A pink Maltese.

Pink ears.

Pink tail.

So cute can die. read more

This time die die i also dun care liao!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I WANT A DOG!!!666

At least that’s what i thought after coming back from Malaysia K9 Day 2007.

Visiting the park made me feel like a sad, childless mother who has problems conceiving. Imagine looking at innocent lovely kids running around the park, giggling at their mothers who chase after them, and you look like some jealous deranged woman who will run over at any moment and snatch a child.

I also want one!!! read more

Three months after the first one.

Cheesie sits down comfortably on her couch going through her sms’es. Her phone rings.

Weirdo: Hello, may i speak to Ringo please?
Cheesie: Yes speaking. Who’s this?
Weirdo: Erm… You know… erm… How do i say this.. Actually you don’t know me, but i’m a big fan of yours.
Cheesie: O…kay. You got my number from?
Weirdo: Can i tell you that in a bit because i don’t wanna scare you.
Cheesie: O…kay. And your name is?
Weirdo: My name is James… i know it’s a silly name, not as cool as yours but… I’m just wondering, uhm, are you seeing anyone?
Cheesie: *WTFish* Why?
Weirdo: Err…. This is gonna sound really weird, I know where you work, I’ve been around a few times, have seen you around, but never got the guts to say hello to you.
Cheesie: You know my work place?!
Weirdo: Yea! I erm.. i go there and hide.
Cheesie: WHAT?!666
Weirdo: I.. I.. I.. I see you i just watch you from far…
Cheesie: *kancheong* Erm… Wait… How do you know i work there?
Weirdo: Like i say, i’ve got erm, contacts.
Cheesie: *Double WTFish* Look James. If you wanna be friends, you’ll have to be frank, right?
Weirdo: Okay i’ll be very frank with you. I hire private investigators to find out exactly…
Cheesie: Interesting.
Weirdo: I’ve got pictures of you. He goes around and take pictures of you, following you around, that’s how i got to know so much about you.
Cheesie: *-_-|||*
Weirdo: So, you don’t want me to beat around the bush, let me be frank. Are you going out with anyone?
Cheesie: *Super WTFish*
Weirdo: If you’re not, I’m just wondering, would you be interested in marriage?
Cheesie: MARRIAGE? I’m only twenty two and c’mon. Of course i would but…
Weirdo: I KNEW IT! I could see it from the way you blog, and… and… i could feeeeeeel the connection between us… gosh i’m so nervous my palms are sweating now. So… is that a yes?
Cheesie:: IS THAT A PROPOSAL?!?666
Weirdo: Hmmm… Kinda… I know i’m not good at this…
Cheesie: *major dash underscore dashy* You PROPOSE to someone you have never met before?
Weirdo: I’m on my knees, if that counts.
Cheesie: NO. I need to see flowers and, maybe like a ring, you know?!?
Weirdo: Since you’re good at the net, how bout i send you flowers over the net, it’s beautiful.
Cheesie: Yea? And WE’RE GONNA HAVE A VIRTUAL WEDDING, right?
Weirdo: No no, i’m serious! I am. You aren’t joking with me are you? Please don’t play with my emotions. Just tell me straight, then i’ll leave you forever.
Cheesie: I don’t even know you! How can i marry someone i don’t know?
Weirdo: It happens all around the world! So the next time when i come around can i say hello to you?
Cheesie: Yes please, make sure you do!
Weirdo: Alright, I’ll give you a visit later and i’ll be the guy wearing a hitz.fm T-shirt…
Cheesie: ……
Weirdo: You know, a radio station where two guys called Rudy and JJ pull pranks on people…
Cheesie: I. AM. NOT. ON. AIR. RIGHT.
Weirdo: Haha… GOTCHA!
Cheesie: ……
Weirdo: This is JJ by the way. Pietro set you up! You wanna talk to him?
Cheesie: BITCH!!!!!!666666 read more

Pun of the day:
When you have so many parties going on you can’t decide which to attend, it’s known as party politics.

And non-happening.

When ironically, i plan for parties and some even say i party for a living. Hmm.

But i still party sometimes la. So many parties so little, erm, sleep?

The Market Place

Yan & Kyan’s birthday party.

I love this shot a lot. You know how hard it is to take decent photos under night mode!

I like the place! Feels very Frangipanish. read more

Mild Seven flavored Walnut Mocha cake for Moaki’s 30th Birthday.

Please baby, don’t smoke so much already.

Wonder what i’ll get for my birthday from her.

Pun of the day:
I freaked out when i saw my first strands of white hair, I thought I’d dye.

When i told my friends i wanna color my hair, their first reaction was:

“NoOoOooooOoo!!!666”

-_-|||

I’ve been having ebony black hair all my life and there’s nothing you can do to make me dye my hair. Unless you pay la of course, but that still depends also. I’ve turned down so many hair shows already.

But i did colorize my hair. As in, color extension.

Bless all these canggih shit wei. Now i can change my hair highlight every so often, without damaging my hair. read more