Mr.bbq:
A backdated entry (01/01/2008) on Alishan by cheesie-sama, but as of now still no whiff of where she might be!

We drove up to Alishan from Taipei after countdown!

The weather was crazy! From 16°C it went down to 3°C on top of the mountain.

Everyone went and took picture with the LED board cuz no one had experienced such a low temperature before, damn jingjang! (It was Santa Claus behind me, spooky right!)

So we had to do some last minute winter shopping.

VV and I both bought gloves. read more

Dear all,

It saddens me to be the one to inform you that this blog has finally been hijacked. Yes, you heard me right. From today onwards *I* will be in control of this blog because your very own favourite cheese of all time, the all great Cheesie-sama, has suddenly *gasp* cheesappeared!

Like omgwtfbbqdvd666!!! right!

So in the light of her absence, I will now attempt in covering her blog here with more cheesy stuff so that it doesn’t decheesify and to prevent you readers from not reading cheeserland.com anymore because when she finally comes back she’ll die of cheese attack after seeing only 5 ppl read her blog from a much much more bigger number and come back again as SadakoChiizuko to haunt you for betraying her (imagine her face beside yours whispering into your ears “why u never visit my blog why why fuckaccino!!”). read more

Some of you commented that it didn’t work, so I’ve updated it with clearer instructions on how to donate using SMS, so go forth and save those cute turtles!

I’m sure you remember the Save the Rhino campaign everyone was talking about awhile ago. Now we’re going to save something a lot cuter 🙂

Turtles!!! So cute! Do you have the heart to let it extinct?

Just for your info, there are seven species of sea turtles: green, hawksbill, leatherback, olive ridley, flatback, Kemp’s ridley and loggerhead turtles, and the first four can be found in Malaysian waters. read more

Video on Mahathir admitting Anwar was victimized

Thanks.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?

How can you actually sleep (let alone better) with Chipster around you because it’s a freaking nightmare!!

What? Have you not read the spooky stories about Chipster?

TELL ME YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THIS IMAGE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD ALL NIGHT!

It’s been haunting me until today and i dare not put any bag of Chipster anywhere near my room and i’ll make sure i double-lock my door before going to sleep.

Because at night, i’ll hear faint voices of hundreds of crisp spirits wailing outside my door begging me to eat them. Wtf? I mean, they can be really, really addictive, and it is scary. I suspect Chipster is actually an evil production of wretched old hags with black cats and brooms to bewitch human minds into crisp-worshiping mobs. One you start chomping down a crisp, there’s no turning back. You will be forever voodooed. read more

omgbbq!!!666 Eye candies!!!

Have you seen the guys? Almost all of them are of toy boy quality! What’s happening!!! Where are the macho Bo Bice-ish male singers!!! They send all the high school boys to syrup you all over until you die of diabetes. Wtf!

WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE GIRLS!

The male contestants have got really boring names! There are two Jasons and three Davids!

I think he looks very Westlifeish! But memang tak boleh quite tahan his singing. And he’s got a fat ass. read more

Pun of the day:
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.

Mom called and she just grilled me kao kao for not registering myself to vote for the coming election. She has been a supporter of this particular party for more than 30 years, and growing up under her influences, i really think that it was one vote wasted. Sorry la mom.

So far my blog has been the ultimate bimbo blog and the word politics means a new nail polish color. But to make up for what i failed to do as an eligible voter this year, i’m going to urge all of you who has registered to cast your divine vote. I’m trying to be very politically correct here (although that sounds wrong) so, this is what i’m going to say to you all. read more

Wish granted.

Go to Wardrobe. 🙂

Update Sold! But if you want to customize a set for yourself just drop me a mail ok! 🙂 /update

Whatever! Might as well! 😀

This is my first mastercheese titled Princess Birthday.

My obsession has gotten to such an uncontrollable extent that i think nail polish is now my new oxygen. Anyway, these are the artificial nail tips i painted today, inspired by myself. AHAHA. I’m such an inspirational cheesnius.

This should be the answer to people whose nails can’t seem to grow long enough for a beautiful manicure. And i guess what? I decided to sell them! I’ve used 29 rhinestones and 92 small beads altogether. If it goes by market price, (where the salons charge RM1 per rhinestone and 20 cents service fee per stone) this whole set is worth what, maybe RM100? Did I forget to mention I’m using really good quality nail polish too! Anyhow the best part is, I think I’ll price it at RM50! 😀 read more

My nail posts seem to be the most popular! And when i blog about serious issue i get like, two comments. Why you all very interested in my nails meh? Seems like you all are more bimbotic than me! HOW CAN!!!666

Ok la i decided to blog about just nails from today onwards just to keep you interested. Like, oh, dear readers, two rhinestones fell off from my index fingernail today due to *ahem* scratching *ahem* and i think should change to another nail glue brand. Oh and my typing speed just reduced from 34wpm to 23. Should i file my nails again? Hmmm… read more

I finally understand why nails are called nails. Because just like nails, they can get rusty.

Rusty nails!

My gouda. I don’t know why they could become like this! It’s the ugliest thing i’ve ever seen. Maybe the nail paint covered the enamel for too long it couldn’t breathe?

I know right, i freaked out also but please don’t lecture me and tell me not to torture my nails anymore with poisonous chemical in the name of vanity. Please lo! You guys also contaminate your lungs with tobacco and your liver with alcohol, you dare talk to me about nails?!?!? Nail painting is also an addiction like smoking and drinking. At least i can do something about my rusty nails. What are you gonna do with your blackened lungs? Huh huh huh? read more

Like last year.
And last last year.
And last last last year.

P/S: Eh why everyone thinks i’m sad i’m not lo, okay. I’m just glad the whole stressful and pretentious and expen$$$$ive V’day is over! ^_^. It’s good because i can continue to love stress-free for another 364 days.