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My Second Marriage Proposal

January 10, 2007

Three months after the first one.

Cheesie sits down comfortably on her couch going through her sms’es. Her phone rings.

Weirdo: Hello, may i speak to Ringo please?
Cheesie: Yes speaking. Who’s this?
Weirdo: Erm… You know… erm… How do i say this.. Actually you don’t know me, but i’m a big fan of yours.
Cheesie: O…kay. You got my number from?
Weirdo: Can i tell you that in a bit because i don’t wanna scare you.
Cheesie: O…kay. And your name is?
Weirdo: My name is James… i know it’s a silly name, not as cool as yours but… I’m just wondering, uhm, are you seeing anyone?
Cheesie: *WTFish* Why?
Weirdo: Err…. This is gonna sound really weird, I know where you work, I’ve been around a few times, have seen you around, but never got the guts to say hello to you.
Cheesie: null You know my work place?!
Weirdo: Yea! I erm.. i go there and hide.
Cheesie: WHAT?!666
Weirdo: I.. I.. I.. I see you i just watch you from far…
Cheesie: *kancheong* Erm… Wait… How do you know i work there?
Weirdo: Like i say, i’ve got erm, contacts.
Cheesie: *Double WTFish* Look James. If you wanna be friends, you’ll have to be frank, right?
Weirdo: Okay i’ll be very frank with you. I hire private investigators to find out exactly…
Cheesie: Interesting.
Weirdo: I’ve got pictures of you. He goes around and take pictures of you, following you around, that’s how i got to know so much about you.
Cheesie: *-_-|||*
Weirdo: So, you don’t want me to beat around the bush, let me be frank. Are you going out with anyone?
Cheesie: *Super WTFish*
Weirdo: If you’re not, I’m just wondering, would you be interested in marriage?
Cheesie: MARRIAGE? I’m only twenty two and c’mon. Of course i would but…
Weirdo: I KNEW IT! I could see it from the way you blog, and… and… i could feeeeeeel the connection between us… gosh i’m so nervous my palms are sweating now. So… is that a yes?
Cheesie:: IS THAT A PROPOSAL?!?666
Weirdo: Hmmm… Kinda… I know i’m not good at this…
Cheesie: *major dash underscore dashy* You PROPOSE to someone you have never met before?
Weirdo: I’m on my knees, if that counts.
Cheesie: NO. I need to see flowers and, maybe like a ring, you know?!?
Weirdo: Since you’re good at the net, how bout i send you flowers over the net, it’s beautiful.
Cheesie: Yea? And WE’RE GONNA HAVE A VIRTUAL WEDDING, right?
Weirdo: No no, i’m serious! I am. You aren’t joking with me are you? Please don’t play with my emotions. Just tell me straight, then i’ll leave you forever.
Cheesie: I don’t even know you! How can i marry someone i don’t know?
Weirdo: It happens all around the world! So the next time when i come around can i say hello to you?
Cheesie: Yes please, make sure you do!
Weirdo: Alright, I’ll give you a visit later and i’ll be the guy wearing a hitz.fm T-shirt…
Cheesie: ……
Weirdo: You know, a radio station where two guys called Rudy and JJ pull pranks on people…
Cheesie: I. AM. NOT. ON. AIR. RIGHT.
Weirdo: Haha… GOTCHA!
Cheesie: ……
Weirdo: This is JJ by the way. Pietro set you up! You wanna talk to him?
Cheesie: BITCH!!!!!!666666 read more

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I’m a noparty

January 6, 2007

Pun of the day:
When you have so many parties going on you can’t decide which to attend, it’s known as party politics.

 

And non-happening.

When ironically, i plan for parties and some even say i party for a living. Hmm.

But i still party sometimes la. So many parties so little, erm, sleep?

 
 

The Market Place

Yan & Kyan’s birthday party.


I love this shot a lot. You know how hard it is to take decent photos under night mode!

I like the place! Feels very Frangipanish. read more

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Special Birthday Cake

January 5, 2007

Mild Seven flavored Walnut Mocha cake for Moaki’s 30th Birthday.

 
 

Please baby, don’t smoke so much already.

 
 

Wonder what i’ll get for my birthday from her. null

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Kimarie Red

January 1, 2007

Pun of the day:
I freaked out when i saw my first strands of white hair, I thought I’d dye.

When i told my friends i wanna color my hair, their first reaction was:

“NoOoOooooOoo!!!666”

-_-|||

I’ve been having ebony black hair all my life and there’s nothing you can do to make me dye my hair. Unless you pay la of course, but that still depends also. I’ve turned down so many hair shows already.

But i did colorize my hair. As in, color extension.

Bless all these canggih shit wei. Now i can change my hair highlight every so often, without damaging my hair. read more

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A series of unchristmassy events

December 30, 2006

Pun of the day:
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.

 
Random random random.

Xmas, erm, Party?


Poser Andrew.

 

The guys were playing their usual cai mui. Instead of drinking, the loser had to eat this:

 
 
 

-_-

 
 

Xmas shopping

I really hate to go out to shopping malls during public holidays. Peaceful places like Ikano will turn into a bustling pasar malam. Damn sien wei.

However, Ichigo was in town, so we went out anyway.

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Stupid earthquake

December 29, 2006

Was not allowed to set my foot in Cheeserland for days.

-_-|||

Updates soon.

P/S: Have to postpone some of the closing dates for my Wardrobe’s items. Please stay very cheesed!

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Christmas Not in KL

December 24, 2006

I can’t celebrate Christmas anywhere else but in KL this year. However, my friends around me have been travelling. So instead of blogging about my work-eat-sleep-work-no-eat-no-sleep marathon, i’ll blog on their behalf i’ve stolen their pictures and am pretending that it’s as if i’m blogging about my Christmas wonders outside KL =].

 
 
 

Christmas in Taipei

This time last year, i was in Taipei having such a great and fun time shopping…

However, TT said there’s not much Xmas deco in Taipei this year. But dammit i still miss Taipei and especially their Seafood Mos Burger (M’sia hurry up and re-open Mos lah!). 🙁 read more

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New Costume for sale!

December 23, 2006

Pun of the day:
A guy went to a costume party dressed as a knife, and he really looked sharp.

Super duper mega ultra good news! 😀 😀 😀

My French Maid and Japanese School girl outfits are finally up for grabs!

It gets better because, THIS TIME AROUND BOTH ARE BRAND NEW! 😀 😀 😀

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French Maid

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Japanese School Girl

Thank you TT who did me a super duper mega ultra enormous favor by flying these costumes back from Taiwan. Now you Cheeserlanders can also dress up as a french maid or Japanese school girl to celebrate the coming year 2007! read more

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Drop me some cheese!

December 20, 2006

Pun of the day:
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

The best way to communicate with a mutated bunny is to, what else but drop her some cheese!

Oh yea. I have removed “Cheese-a-Cheese” Holler because it’s giving me lotsa problems. In replacement, I’ve created this page where you can:


1. Leave your droppings.

A lot of Cheeserland visitors drop by like sliding ghosts. You can’t see them but they leave foot prints on the counter. If you haven’t commented before, cheese a word or two to say hi, (i wanna know how it feels to be greeted by ghosts!!!666), and let me know what kinda color and shape and texture are the droppings that a ghost leaves! read more

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Fashion Up!

December 17, 2006

Look at these and you will know why i’m so fashionably busy with my Wardrobe.

My friend Charlyce, whose job is to travel all the time and import clothings from Hong Kong and Japan, is someone who will never be seen dead in the same clothes twice. These are what she came up with for Cheesie’s Wadrobe. Most of her clothes are worn only once, whereas some are totally brand new. All these are exclusively imported and cannot be found anywhere in Malaysia.


Charlyce carefully drafted out all the details for each of the items. read more

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Bunny Drawings

December 15, 2006

cheesie~says: i have nothing to post
cheesie~says: my life is boring
cheesie~says: now just wardrobe wardrobe
cheesie~says: dunno people will get sien anot 🙁
Kenny Sia says: maybe u shu read back on ur past entries
cheesie~says: pastries
Kenny Sia says: and see what u used to write about?
cheesie~says: damn hungry
Kenny Sia says:: pastries!
Kenny Sia says: hahaha
cheesie~says: main entree
cheesie~says: say something interesting la
cheesie~says: then i blog bout it
cheesie~says: whatever la. let’s blog about this.
Kenny Sia says: !?
Kenny Sia says: how can
Kenny Sia says: nothing to write oso rite
Kenny Sia says: i draw something for u
cheesie~says: LOL read more

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Blue Xmas, Xmas blues

December 13, 2006

Pun of the day:
I feel the Christmas blues…

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Last week i was feeling the blues. My plan to go Taipei for Xmas didn’t materialize because i am so very very busy can die. Just like the pre-whatever-syndrome, seems like i can develope PXS too. Or Pre Xmas Anxiety.

Anxious about it coming too fast, afraid that it passes too soon, worry about not feeling it, fret the drink-drank-drunk sessions, and fear the Xmas loneliness.

Nevertheless, a shopping trip to The Curve made my day.

I always love The Curve’s Christmas deco. Last year, they had Golden Christmas which i think was the best in town. This year, they didn’t fail me either. read more

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