Pun of the day:
Those who are single-minded on making new friends turned up for the party that night.

 

JoyceTheFeriFeri wrote about the event so i’ll just provide pictures.

And i’ll damn well make sure you regret not going to the party. 😀

My first party post that has something to do with alco. It’s as good as Joyce writing about a thorough study into the effect that certain smells of cheeses have on the well-being of chess players. But Cheesus Crust was the crowd huge.

In Joyce’s words: So happening gila babi can die dot com dot my.

Somo@Mont Kiara, the up coming most happening place in town.

There were hot Somo Babes.

So hot can toast herself to death FireAngel

And more…

Her classic pose

Special thanx to Slyde who came all the way here when he was just 5 mins away from home. :}

My longest friend from Seremban. We still can’t get over the pinkness after 9 years.

Even though i’m not much of an alco fan, Somo’s gonna serve the coolest Japanese cocktails ever.

Dammit and they promised me there’ll be Frangelicooooooooo… 😀 😀 😀

Just some super random old photos i found in my 30GB gallery.

I could have said so much about them.

But i can’t exactly say anything about them.

Credits to Ching for some of the photos.

And yes it’s upside down.

And yes it’s rotated 90 degrees.

I was a table lamp.

I was a, erm, horny cheese?

My nails were short then. They grew, i cut. They grew, and i cut again.

My hair was longer. It grew, i trimmed. It grew, and i trimmed again.

Some of the things were beautiful.

And sometimes certain things, are really best left unsaid unblogged.

But still, Happy Birthday to you.

There’s no need to comment on this post, because i have nothing to reply.

@One Utama.

Lianaaaaa! Haven’t seen you for ages since your graduation! Damn suprised to know that you work in BnBC now. Small world!

CheeMeng! Still looks stunning as ever after three years. Why you change your name la. CheeMeng sounds good. 🙂

I actually love my new hair. You know why?

I save damn lot of eyebrow pencil refills! 😀 😀 😀

Pet Safari @ Ikano

OMC OMC. I want to keep a dog. I wanna have a maltese and i wanna name him/her Cheddie. 😀

I love going to Ikano pet safari. I can stay there just staring at puppies sleeping for one whole hour. They are just too cute! It’s like how the girls get mesmerized at Tiffany’s. Breakfast at Pet Safari. Wahaha.

Super hyper marshmallow maltese

Super scaredy chiwawa.

So funny, the keeper threw a rubber ball inside and the chiwawa thought that it was an alien. Wahaha.

I really really want a puppy, been dying to own one since i was young. But mom said don’t be cheeseen, i can’t even take care of myself, let alone taking care of another creature. 🙁

I wonder if they rent puppies? 😀

By the way, i got some gifts from attending the Female 50 Gorgeous People and i decided to sell them off! Check out latest update in Cheesie’s Wardrobe!

Pun of the day:
When will i si-chuan again? What’cheng-du with no more china posts?

I can’t believe it took me two months to finish my 8-days Sichuan travel log.

It feels kinda sad to write the last post about Sichuan Cheesecapade because i don’t know when is the next time i’m gonna go travelling again. 🙁

Speaking of which, Chengdu is a prosperous city in China. People there have good fashion sense.

The girls there are so chun you just wanna turn lesbian and marry them.

The people there are tech-savvy. They hold the most up-to-date communication tools.

The guys there are so cute too you wanna pinch their cheeks.

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And be their slave.

Shopping there was fanastic. You could get a foot massage when you’re tired.

There’s this shop in Chun Xi Road that offers hair extensions, eyelash extensions, nail arts and all other vanity stuff.

This girl was doing her hair extension.

After the extension was done, she thought that it was too long and wanted the stylist to trim it.

“Shorter please.”

The stylist cut a few inches.

“I think it’s still very long… i want it shorter…”

The stylist cut a few inches again.

“Hmm… It still looks too long…”

I was like, wtf dash underscore dash sweat sweat sweat. If you don’t want long hair then do hair extension for what?!

Nail art for only RMB10 (RM5) for ten fingers!!!666

Waaay too cheap ok. Nail salons in KL charge RM3 PER nail, extra charges for crystals. Siao.

And eyelash extension is only from RM10 onwards!!! CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY cheap.

I chose the RM25 ones. =]

Watch how eyelash extension is done!

Tadaa! My new lashes and nails! 🙂

But of course by the time i’m writing about this, it’s long gone. cheez.
Few months ago, I went to a one-star country.

I wasn’t satisfied with it. I wanted a five-star treatment.

Now I wish i could go to…

:D:D:D

Pun of the day:
At first I hated my haircut, but now it’s growing on me.

 

Finally. I cut (read: not trim) it. After 5 years of same old crap.

I look like a Shih Tsu now.

Bye bye my precious.

Just some make-you-hungry photos.

Zipangu’s Signature dish–Panfried Foie Gras with winter melon

OMFC Foie Gras fried rice

Seafood fried rice

Grilled Wagyu beef

Oven-baked scallop with garlic sauce

Lobster sashimi

Grilled Shishamo

Lobster soup

Black pepper sauteed lobster

Cold noodles
 
 

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Pun of the day:
I really tried to punda post, but i think i’ve used up all the relevant panda puns.

Guess where are we going today?

Panda Watching! 😀 😀 😀

I went to see the pandas in the biggest panda base in Sichuan, for the first time in my life!

Now i can really be one smart panda after learning more about their ways!

So happy!

Warning: Beware of Pandamic

Suddenly everything was so pandaful

Panda bags, panda slippers, panda toys, panda key chains, panda hats, PANDA EVERYTHING!!!

omc so cute can melt!

I bought some panda softies…

And a panda hat!

Wahaha looks like i’m breastfeeding the panda…

Ok la enough of fake pandas… Let’s see the real ones!

They say that pandas used to be carnivores a long long time ago. However, they were too stupid and clumsy to hunt for food. Therefore, a lot of them starved to death. In the end, they had no choice but to eat bamboos in order to survive.

They were not as cute as i thought! You might have thought that pandas are black and white hor, but they are more like black and beige.

And do you know how much you have to pay just to take a pic with the panda? Four freaking hundred Reminbi! And that’s only for standing beside the panda without touching it. What if you wanna hug the panda for an intimate close-up? Be prepared to fork out RMB1200.

Cheez. I also wanna be a panda.

Wait… I already am. At least i have their eyes.

So only can take pictures liddis far far away lor. 🙁

The tour guide said we were very very lucky that day, because pandas are normally super lazy. They would just sit there dong dong or sleep kao kao.

BUT!

We saw very very naughty pandas having a little drama!

After that we went to see the red pandas. Cheez, they look so much like racoons.

OMC the way they look at you, really can make you go leh!

Then we went to see…

Newborn baby pandas!

Apparently we were super duper mega lucky!

Two pandas were brought to this world just days before our visit, and we had the chance to visit them at the nursery!!!666

Warao the way they nursed the baby pandas was just like the way they nurse human babies!

Flash photography was not allowed in the nursery, but some tourists still flashed like hell. Kesian the babies.

And if you think baby pandas are damn-cute-can-melt like this–>

THINK AGAIN!

I find them a bit geli. 0_o

I think they look more like Kodama from Princess Mononoke.

Watch how playful the pandas were.

And how they cleaned baby panda’s poo poo.

Must Watch!

Tata!

Pun of the day:
I love to be showered in serainity when i go to sleep.

 

It’s been raining every night here.

I love it. :]

There are some people who prefer the solitude of silence and darkness when they lay themselves to sleep.
The only lullaby which can accompany them on their journey is the soothing sound of raindrops falling.
They fear distractions.
They dread rude awakenings.

I do know someone who can only fall asleep by being immersed in the liveliness of noise.
A jarring cacophony of sounds is needed to escort that someone to the land of dreams.
“I need to feel that there’re people around me”.
Perhaps, you’re just as insecure as i am.

When is the loneliest time of a day?
The moment the lights are turned off, and you’re waiting to be transported to your dreams.
Looking at all the discernible silhouettes in your room, you wait for your night ship in the darkness.

As a loner,
Even when you lie in somebody’s arms, you’ll still feel lonely.
Because that person will eventually fall asleep before you.
You will just watch quietly,
Staying still to avoid waking that person up.

I love it when the symphony of rain plays throughout the whole night.
Its soothing rhythm will fill the night sky even after i’m fast asleep.
Only the falling rain watches over me as i sleep.

Pun of the day:
Never upset a cannibal. You might end up in hot water.

 

I finally know how it feels to be a dog who eats hot dogs.

There.

I went snex-shopping again. Time to re-stock!

Yummy cookie sandwiches, enriched with Omega 3 and 6. Sounds great. Good for my nails.

And take a closer look.

Burst of flavor–Chicken and Mint?!?

What kind of sick cookies are chicken-flavored? As if that’s not bad enough, they also wanna make the chicken taste like toothpaste!

Might as well called it “Teeth-brushing-Chicken Flavored”.

All these might still sound interesting to gastronomic adventurers until they see…

Cheesus Crust. They’re not for human consumption.

Yeah. Pets nowadays are spoilt until chao da.

Look at how luxurious their food is.

Ho mia kitty, eat Italian every day.

Cats eat Ravioli! Different flavors summore!

OMFC, look at this.

With tasty FOIE GRAS!!! I WANT TO BE A DOG OREDI!

Not only that. Scientists have come up with different food therapies for pets that are spoilt.

Some cats are so spoilt they become foul-mouthed. They need this.

Some puppies are so spoilt they start harelucinating that they are cute mutated bunnies. They need this.

The most interesting of all gastronomic indulgences for pets has to be this:

1. They are made of chicken meat.
2. They are made of not fake, but real chicken meat.
3. They are made of not fake, but real chicken meat, and it is beef flavored.
4. They are made of not fake, but real chicken meat, and they are beef-flavored, and they are also called HOT DOGS!

See. We feed our dogs beef-flavored hot dogs that are actually made of REAL, not fake chicken meat.

If any poor dog finds out the truth about the product it is consuming, it will be more confused than Confucius. I hope that someone will invent a cure for Mad Dog Disease.

Pun of the day:
I wonder if this kind of luxurious pet food is too rich for the animals to stomach. Their appetites might be spoilt.

 

Pun of the day:
These doggies ain’t poochovers, as evident from their dogged standpoints.

 

So i decided to eavesdrop on four male doggies, Alsensation, Bull Terror, Cheesehaha and Dullmation who were having a macho night outside my house ranting about girls.

 
 
 
Alsensation: Haih… So hard to get a real girlfriend nowadays.

Bull Terror: Why la. I thought you’re dating some hot chix.

Alsensation: I *was*. They are all lookers… but at the end of the day, they’re just hypocrites who are only after your money. Nothing is real in them. Man, even their tails are fake.

Cheesehaha: Cheez, that sucks.

Alsensation: I know. Wish there’s someone out there who’s truly genuine and doesn’t pretend to be who she is not.

Bull Terror: Meh. I don’t give a damn, really. As long as she’s hot, ya hear me? HOT! I don’t even care if he or she or shim or it is a tranny.

Cheesehaha: You’re sick.

Bull Terror: Look who’s talking. I mean, stalking. Who’s the one who stalk this whatever girl who’s obsessed with cheese? Man, how lame can she get? Mind you, she prolly keeps voodoo dolls at home.

Cheesehaha: But i really love her. 🙁 Plus… she’s a real cookie. And genuine too. She’s all perfect except that she doesn’t realize my existence.

Alsensation: Girls suck. My friend Shitzoo is prolly the luckiest dog in the world. He has this girlfriend who’s docile like a rabbit and obeys every single shit he says. She cleans his earwax everyday. WTF lucky bastard.

Cheesehaha: Aiks i know that dude. But you know what he says about her? Boring like roti kosong! Zero sense of humor! He’s hinted that he’s dropping her for someone he just met who tickles his funnybones. Oh yea. She cleans his earwax too.

Bull Terror: C’mon la. Where got such perfect chick in the world. Let’s bottoms up! Get boozy woozy, just bring someone home and… muahaha. That’s life, man.

Alsensation: *sighs* Bull, you’re just like Shitzoo. You guys full of bullshit la.

Bull Terror: Stop making fun of our names!

Cheesehaha: Why do we dogs have to suffer like this? We have to rise above this crap. What is “dog” spelt backwards? WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOD!

At this point, I couldn’t help but wonder… How would each of their perfect girls be like?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Perfect candidate for Bull Terror who wants a Hot, Hot Doggie

Perfect candidate for Alsensation who wants a hot AND GENUINE chick.

Perfect candidate for Cheesehaha who wants someone hot, genuine and obsessed with cheese.

Perfect candidate for Shitzoo who wants someone docile, but with a sense of humor.

Bull Terror: Woi! Dull, you’ve been quiet. What’s wrong?
Dullmation: Ummm….
Alsensation: Ya la! Tell us about your type!
Dullmation: Nothing interesting… The only problem is… I only happen to fall for bitches.
Bull Terror: OF COURSE LA! YOU’RE NOT GAY! Ah dong!

 
 
 
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Pardon me. Like i said, i’m feeling super bo liao. -_-

Pun of the day:
In John’s case, it’s just love at first (web)site… is he sure he wants to marry me? 0_o

 

Season One rerun here

What should i do?

0_o