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When life gives you a lemon…

February 26, 2006

 
Laycheese and Gentlecheese, today the Ringoism Guru would like to tell you a story about the origin of the Ringoism’s Lemon Cheese Day, which falls on the 25th of February every year.
 

Once upon a time, a Chamomile cheese (originally camel-milk cheese, somehow being altered due to Cheesie’s mispronounciation) had two free tickets to Pink Panther and invited Miss Cheesie for a movie date. Even Cheesie didn’t fancy the idea of watching any you-slap-me-then-i-slap-stick” and “wohaha-look-that’s-so-farnie-the-guy-gets-hit-in-the-face-with-a-custard-pie comedy, she decided not to waste two pieces of printed paper that were worth RM20, and secretly prayed that the movie’d better be less crappy than Big Mama’s House 2
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Senti-Emmental

I found my Mr (almost) Perfect BUT

February 25, 2006

I’m heartbroken.

For those who don’t know who this lucky cheese is, read THIS first then i’ll tell you the story ok.

Anycheese.

I said i wanted to propose to him right. Before i did, he uhm… I mean he’s hot and sexy and uhm…

Sigh… u read this la.

*sobz*

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Senti-Emmental

But the thing is

February 24, 2006

He found someone else and they live cheesily ever after.

*inserts glass-breaking sound effect*

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Who wants to date me today?

February 23, 2006

ONLY IF

Your last name is

Santoro.

That was my MSN nick yesterday.

Omicheese there’re actually people who are willing to change their last names so that they can date me! Hmmm headachenya! *snub*

Let’s see, we’ve got Alan Santoro, Kit Santoro, Jeff Santoro… so many! But they all sound so weird. Imagine if i marry one of them in the future and i’ll have to tell people “Oh my husband’s name is Beng Keong Santoro…”

-_-”

therefore finally I decided to choose this guy over the rest, because his name sounds best with “Santoro”. read more

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Pink Shopping Day

February 23, 2006

I bought something pink for myself today. A pink closet!!

I was in love with this jewelry chest at first sight. In Lovely Lace.

It’s a home for all my jewelry and stuff. They are no longer stranded now!

Oh ya.

And I bought something pink for you too Mozzie!

I know you don’t dig Pink but this thingie is gonna make you LOL until you fall from the floor and roll on the ceiling.

In short, it will make you lol lei lol hui la.

Cheese it out!

lol lei lol hui!

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I’m running out of things to blog and that freaks me out

February 22, 2006

So I decided to kacau this handsome guy who has been rather free-time-deprived (read: busy) recently.

cheesillicious~It’s over now says:
hey

Ko Chun says:
hi

cheesillicious~It’s over now says:
office?

Ko Chun says:
yeap

Ko Chun says:
why?anything?

cheesillicious~It’s over now says:
nothing. leave u to ur work then

Ko Chun says:
nah it’s alright

Ko Chun says:
Ringo msg me wor……(very weird)

Ko Chun says:
how to not chat?

cheesillicious~It’s over now says:
nvm la it’s like weird *sulks* read more

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bycheeseline

February 22, 2006

My first ever published review .

My byline! Heck.

John you forgot an L la.

Told you how many times already.

*sulks*

V_V

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A series of, well, nevermind.

February 20, 2006

Say bye to depressingly relaxing holidays.
Say hi to depressingly annoying collegedays.

The almond therapy kinda worked for my pre-back-to-coll blue. Now I need a stronger dose to counter the post-back-to-coll indigo.

You know you have gone past the “wow-I’m-a-Limkokwing-student-wei” excitement when you hear all the going-to-enroll students go “this is cool man” the moment they see the magnificent rainbow paddlepop building whereas you utter “CRAP!” while slapping your forehead as a reaction to seeing the same magnificent sight. read more

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Juvenescene II

February 19, 2006

My Scene craze is not even in the same zipcode as over yet.

Still addicted to it, and Nolee the girl with black, long hair is my fav. She reminds me of Norelle in American Next Top Model (My fav too). Their names sound similar. She had long hair like her too until they cut it.

My Scene dolls have their IT guy friends too.

But I’m anti Hudson. Check out his star sign. Heehee.

But I dig River!

His name that is. And I told Mozzie.


Cheesie: i love the name River! It’s so Living!
Cheesie: next time im gonna name my boy something like that
ChingChing i dowan boys
ChingChing actually i donwan kids
ChingChing too troublesome
Cheesie: me too actually
Cheesie: hahaha
ChingChing i LOVE kids, as long as they’re not mine
Cheesie: seeing myself being such a nuisance i don’t think i want kids man
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Juvenescence

February 19, 2006

This morning I woke up in a fantasy world.

I can’t believe I’m starting to get more juvenile than just bitching about some fifth grade losers.

I’m soon turning into a cheesetarded (actually cheese tart sounds yummy) 10 year old who plays with Barbie. Oh sorry, they play with My Scene Dolls now.

Tiara sent Princess the website sometime ago. And Princess sent it to me yesterday. We became so obsessed with it we wanted to make it the Stellar’s Guide to a Stellarific Living (Oh please don’t start it again, Mozzie). read more

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Double Boiled Big Mama

February 19, 2006

Big Mama is such a heap of bull shit. Don’t like that? How bout a pool of cow dung? Or a pile of buffalo poo?

I think a 2.8 rating from IMDB does it enough justice already.

The movie has so many hoooooles that if it is a piece of Emmentaler, I suppose it is habitable for ten thousand mice.

Those flaws, for example…… Urgh. Why do I even bother to kacau the peaceful sweet dreams of those ten thousand rodents?

I picked on Fright Pran because it has the potential of being a bowl of doubled boiled bird’s nest soup. With aloe and chestnut cream. read more

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Love at first smell

February 17, 2006

Today, I got my seriously-smells-nice scrub. Like, seriously.
Oh and a bottle of seriously-smells-nice shower oil too.

I can’t believe a jar of scrub can smell like… heaven.

I had exactly an hour to shop in 1U for my stuff. So I wandered around and discovered two shops I have never stepped my foot into. And I swore I was gonna buy something from them because I lost faith in The Body Shop. Between Crabtree&Evelyn and L’Occitane, I chose the latter because one of my ex’s ex girlfriends’ name is Evelyn and I hate her. read more

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