Will be back tomorrow ok. With a new puppy for your birthday present.

No la. Just kidding. Scared ya didn’t i? 😛

Oh my god. Ringo, Ringo, Ringo. What have you become.

So many tulanful incidents have happened. I am cantankerous. The mere sight of a lousy movie poster can irk me to no end. I cannot believe there are actually morons who enjoyed watching crap like the Forbidden Kingdom. It sure as hell looks like a movie which after watching, you will feel like slapping yourself, registering multiple accounts on IMDB to sabotage the rating before developing a premature brain malfunction. What makes me more tulan is how tasteless people give shitty influence and tell you a certain movie rocks. Either they are really really stupid and have an excellent taste for movie akin that of a bean sprout, or they have a personal vendetta against you. read more

Last night, CheesieMouse had a grotesque, bizarre yet yummy dream. To put it simply, she had a very cheesinomous dream.

CheesieMouse was crawling around in this desert somewhere in Japan, desperately looking for food. She has been starved for 54 days and 54 nights. She was sooo hungry that she could literally eat a camel – no horses in this desert. Yeeba yeeba hungry hungry.

From afar she saw a paper box that had a big, yellow letter M printed across it. Her heart lit up, hyperventilating, thinking that it must be a sign from above to salvage her ravenous existence. She dragged her feet to the box but to her disappointment, it was empty. read more

Okay.

*composes self*

This time i’m really a little pissed. For so many times i just shut the cheese up and didn’t even bother to defend myself. Say whatever you want, edit whatever you want, censor whatever you want, favor whoever you like.

But even my last words also you censor, a bit too much la. This is exactly what i said. And the bold part is what they cut off.

“I’ve one thing to clear up. I’ve read some comments about me being unappreciative and i do not acknowledge what my supporters have done for me, but that’s not true. *Because i’ve said my thank yous and made my dedications a million times BUT YOU GUYS NEVER PUT IT ON AIR. And I’m not sure if you’re gonna put this on air either. * ” read more

Mahathir–The upcoming most famous blogger in Malaysia.

How cool is that.

I asked Boss Stewie, “Oi, you not gonna rope him in as a Nuffnanger meh lolol” and he replied, “I scared cannot afford his advertorial la, it’s gonna cost like 100k per entry” lol.

Anyway, this is what i bought Cheddie for her birthday.

A pink CJ7. I think it looks awfully like her. While i was in MDG, whenever i passed by a soft toy shop with CJ7 of all shapes and sizes, i would yell “Cheddieeeeeeeee” and Dom, our beautiful chaperon would shake her head in pity, thinking that the separation has caused me sever hallucination. read more

It all started on this fateful afternoon, the day the wild monster inside me was unleashed and as it stood before me, demanded that her desperate cry be heard.

So on 25th June 2007, i brought another monster home.

It was the most adorable monster i’ve ever seen.

This little creature and i, from that day onwards, became inseparable. I named her Cheddie.

She had these cute pointy ears up until she was about four months old. A lot of people commented that she could not be a pure Maltese because Malteses never have pointy ears. read more

Fine. While i was away someone came and sabotaged my blog. Then they came and sabotaged my dog.

Cheddie was supposed to go for a trim but the moronic groomer almost skinned her alive. She is now semi bald. I can’t show her pictures because she now looks like a freaking cat.

T_T

Then it dawned on me that i’ve broken a promise sworn on Cheddie’s white fur. Regret of the year. Also, you know the saying about doggies and their owners growing more and more alike? Well. We both lost weight and had our hair cut really short. read more

Including the Birthday Post. Yes yes i did get to read it. Thank you a cheezillion, all of you who brainstormed and contributed to such a wonderful virtual birthday party.

Cheddie’s birthday is coming up soon too. It’s on the 2nd of May. Any idea how i should surprise her?

Update

Bimbo post on the way, like it or not. 😀

My friends, call me and ask me out already now that i have my life back!

I was feeling a little like the old man who hung himself in Shawshank Redemption. I was starting to wonder if i actually remember how to handle a mouse and how to reply to an sms (huh, handphone? what handphone?) properly.

The emotions I was having were so mixed up it makes rojak sound like the most orderly thing ever. I was feeling sooo… cheesinomous (adj. Okay. I actually don’t know what it means but that’s is exactly what it means. Just a word i coined to express the inexplicable nature of something… uhm, hard to explain. Please jot the new vocab down in your exercise book, thank you very much). read more

from Malaysian Dreamgirl.

Sorry i’ve failed you. But i’m back as your favorite blogger. =)

Update
Omgwtfbbqdvdmdg (yes your Cheesie is back. Stronger now). I just spent 10 hours scanning through 888 emails (how auspicious) and catching up with my own blog (how ironic). Sorry i haven’t been able to reply all.

Feels good to be able to have a say finally on my own blog. It looks beautiful. Thank you for all the banners, i don’t have the heart to take them down yet. Thank you Nuffnang, this is the most blog skin matching skyscraper ad i’ve seen in a long time. Thank you whoever voted for me, you have made me stay this far in the competition. Owe you tons of good post. read more

Dear Everyone,

I know a lot of things have been happening on Cheeserland, unfortunately i only know this much and i do not have the power nor the time to understand the whole story and do something about it, ever since they banned the use of internet in the house.

I am not particularly proud of some things that have happened, which in some ways might have upset some of you. To be honest, i really hate what my blog has turned into yet not being able to fix the mess. Worrying about the outside world has not made my days in MDG any easier. read more

Hey! Can you update already??? You are now taking care of Cheesie’s blog, you can’t just leave it hanging forever, do something already! You don’t have to explain anything as I know u would have done it already if you could, just post something up ok?? Stupid. I think Cheddie can do a better job than you.

Okok.. Let’s talk about ….hmmm, boring mundane stuffs like the hot date that I went out with last weekend. Haha.

This SYT (Sweet Young Thing) that I knew from school, called me the other day. We hardly ever spoke to each other in school and thus, I was literally floating on cloud 9 when she asked me out on a date with her. Yay, I have hit the jackpot! Finally!! read more