I kept a diary during MDG. There was no internet, hence this was the most rudimentary way of keeping track of the happenings. This is going to be the real actual diary of a 54-day sojourn of a supposedly undeserving contestant at this little mansion located in Bukit Seputeh called The Dream Home.

Below is what duplicated verbatim (except correction of grammar and necessary elaboration of certain incidents) from the little note i kept so privately inside my luggage.

Even Cheddie finds it an engaging read. read more

I eat Oreo.

When i’m happy. (omg internet connection is fast today!)

When i’m emo. (fuccaccino why Adrien Brody hasn’t replied my email).

When i’m stressed. (God, i can’t find a pair of matching panties!)

When i’m SUPER happy! (Oh my oh my, they have a last pair of size 4!)

When i’m feeling naughty. (hehe)

Oh and why is it darker? Cuz i got a gorgeous sun tan from the beach! ;P

When i’m… i dunno? Lonely? (God, watching dvds alone is pathetic. Let’s get some Oreo to emo with me before i eat them all up) read more

Pun of the day:
Badman: So you are going as a joker.
Cheesie: Yes indeed.
Badman: I wonder how is it like to kiss a joker, with smudged lipstick and all that.
Cheesie: It feels funny.

By the way Batman–The Dark Knight is quite awesome. It is the only superhero movie that i actually like. Ok la i’m very biased because i heart heart heart Christopher Nolan (I watched Memento like, five times and Prestige two) and whatever that comes out of his magical hands there will be automatic credits added to it already. read more

[diplomacy] Well, you know, it has to be the best thing ever happened in my life. Whether or not i win the title is not important to me, what matters most is that, you know, i’ve made a lot of new friends through the competition and they are the best true souls i could have ever met. They are really nice, like, you know, we get along well just like sisters. Bitching? What bitching. I will forever cherish the precious friendship we have nurtured throughout the two months. What? The car? Oh, i was never in it for the money. It’s all about the… you know, like the whole experiences and exposure kinda thing. I’ve learnt a great deal through this competition. Like, life in general, the A-Z about modelling. It has been really educational, we learnt how to watch our diet, like, can you believe that Spicy Chicken McDeluxe actually has more than 600 calories? and… a revelation on how much RM10 can buy in a meal, it made me get in touch spiritually with the hungry children in Africa. Of course there are difficult times, to illustrate, when we ran out of dish washing liquid, oh, the kitchen crisis! As well as the time we discovered 5 egg yolks in the dustbin, man, THE CHILDREN IN AFRICA, PEOPLE! So yea, in summary, i would say that this competition has, you know, enriched my life in so many ways. Oh yea, of course and most definitely i will hang out with all the girls after the show. Mwah and love ya all sistas! [/diplomacy] read more

After a very long chat with Cindy, i’m reconsidering publishing an entry i wrote 2 months ago, which i didn’t, because number one, my anger subsided parallel with my hesitation over time and number two, i’ve gotten myself into some unnecessary trouble publishing allegedly insensitive stuff, which i have taken down immediately and too bad you didn’t get to see it and number three, i was too unwilling to give free publicity to this certain someone.

I shall think i shall think i shall think. Convince me convince me convince me. read more

Let me tell you a story about this Korean girl called Bim Bo. She is a pretty vain girl. Pretty is an adverb here. Not adjective.

She is going to demonstrate how she can lose 8kg as instantly as within 15 minutes.

Very excited leh. Hehehe.

Ok, let’s see. She weighs 47.7kg at five feet four.

On a non PMS day.

Mind you, she is actually a very very skinny girl. But you see, an urban IT girl on the street is normally a lot heavier than her actual weight. Don’t get it?

Let’s delve into the details. read more

After one year I still don’t understand how people choose a football team to support.

To further understand this mystery I’ve decided to find out myself. And I got 10 different answers.

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Oh oh. Got one more. I haven’t interviewed myself yet.

So.

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And you know what? Courtesy of Heineken, Cheeserland is giving out 5 (five. lima. go. wu. hmm) tickets to the coming Chelsea football match live in KL on the 29th of July. The tickets are worth RM100 each and this might be a lifetime opportunity for you to watch Chelsea play LIVE! read more

In fact, never expect to have any decent conversation with a person who just came back from any government department.

I think Malaysia should cease to exist from the globe. Of course, after i’ve run to a very wonderful country say like, Timbuktu.

Any comment that will further amplify the badness of my day will be mercilessly deleted. Thank you very much.

Season Rice and Shine!

It’s paddy field trekking day!

Super beautiful afternoon (but very hot la).

A Cheesie pose.

Mock-a-Cheesie-pose.

Bebek… bebek!

A huge swimming pool that floats above treetops and rivers. If i’m not mistaken that’s Four Season Sayan.

Half way through trekking, Keju suddenly looked very… constipated. I thought he was trying to mock the Balinese dancers.

No la. On second thought I think he looked very… puzzled.
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Pun of the day:
For dinner, we ate duck that comes with a hefty bill!

@ Jaya 1.

When KY said let’s eat duck, i rejected because i was convinced that eating duck will give you piles. Eeew. Then he managed to convince me to go because, well… KY is always quite as smooth as some jelly i would say.

And DucKing turned out to be a very atas restaurant.

I’m most impressed with their menu. The pictures are so vividly yummy that before you can order anything the menu would be drenched in saliva already. read more

Pun of the day:
Two giraffes were in a race. They were neck and neck.

It’s been a bloody night. Now all mafias and citizens, you can open your eyes. The giraffe has just been killed.

And i want to tell you a story that has an awful ending.

See, my two Balinese giraffes became my home guardians. 🙂

They were wonderful little companions.

I played with them everyday.

They loved each other.

And sayanged me.

I hearted my giraffes too.

But some evil being must come destroy the peace in my home. read more