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Heaven Sent

March 3, 2007

Pun of the day:
Sexy Graffiti from Escada is my fav frangrance. I think it’s heaven’s sent.

Since i’m lazy and bored (some said boring), i decided to just shut up and be vain.

Here.

The most blog-skin-matching entry ever.

The outfit and some of the accessories are available at My Wardrobe.

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Foooooooood

March 1, 2007

Pun of the day:
What do you call a cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.

I know. It’s a recycled pun. An unoriginal, stolen pun.

OMG i’m so pathetic. It’s not pun anymore. I’m running out of fun.

Las Carretas@Subang USJ

I was so stupid. Don’t ever order Nacho’s Cheese in a Mexican restaurant.

Just right after my orders were taken, the waiter sent over a basket full of nacho chips with salsa dip. Now we’re Nacho overdosed. Cheez, NotYour day! read more

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Shititles

February 26, 2007

Pun of the day:
Reality is sometimes more of a stranger than fiction

Peacock recommended Stranger Than Fiction, which i think is a good movie and worth watching because i always believe he has an excellent taste in movie selections. However this is an exception because he didn’t tell me soon enough for me to catch it while it was still showing in the cinemas. So i bought a DVD. Pirated.

The problem with buying pirat copyrightly-challenged DVDs, besides wobbly jelly pictures, random ghost shadows that float around, almost inaudible dialogs but extra loud laughs from an invisible audience, is, the fucckaccino subtitles, which will utterly ruin a good pirated DVD. read more

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Shit post

February 23, 2007

Warning: This post is full of shit, which content may severely ruin your appetite. Visit Cheesepetit instead if you wanna continue your CNY-Binge-Marathon.

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Ran down the supermarket aisle one day, and miraculously, all the food turned into shit. I’m not kidding. Like, all different kinds of shit. I think it has something to do with eating too much chinese new year shit.

And i suddenly turned into a scatologist who studies the appearance, size, texture, color, and smell of all kinds of shit, crap, faeces, poo, droppings, dump (I’m amazed at the amount of euphemism human can come up with, for something that comes out of an anal orifice). read more

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Happy Chor Sam

February 20, 2007

Third day already. Will all the delicious chinese hawker stalls please open for business fast fast?

Very sien.

Allow me to entertain myself with myself. You go play your mahjong la.

Powder powder powder. Hair spray hair spray hair spray. Flash flash flash.

Oversized boots.

Super oversized wedges. OMC i think it was a size 7 and i wear 4.

Fashion shoot for Feminine, Feb issue. Thank Kenneth for pictures.

Outfit not for bidding! Too bad i can’t keep them in my Wardrobe! 🙁

I dowan to eat McDonald’s alreadyyyyyyyyyyy! read more

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Going to ipoh tomorrow

February 18, 2007

Pun of the day:
Is Ipoh Hor Fun?

For uhm… the ipoh hor fun fun.

What is nice there ah? Chicken Lice? Kali Mee? Ipoh Smelly Biscuit? But tomorrow chor ee, all the stalls still closed right? 🙁

Nevermind la, forget it. I ate so much already! It’s time to kenko lo.

By the way to those who stay in Ipoh, if you want to collect your Kenko Diet Plum you can contact this number: *number deleted*. Sms only ok!

I’m only bringing 10 boxes. First come first cheese!

🙂

 
 

edit:
That’s NOT my number. So you can save 10 cents sending me greeting messages. Thank you. read more

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Super quiet CNY eve

February 17, 2007

On MSN.

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OMFC Someone talk to me please!

>__< Scary. Why is it that when we grow older, reunion dinners become less sumptuous, the amount of people surrounding that old, round table become less and less, ang pows become smaller, new year tv programs become lamer and more lila, new year songs become more annoying than ever, new year activities become more and more boring, and the desire for a happier new year ahead becomes limper?

 
 

I expect less than 10 cheese droppings for this post lo. Why? Hometown very ulu no internet meh?! Too busy entertaning your kepoh relatives ah?! Friends bug you to mahjong with them is it? read more

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Best Valentine’s

February 16, 2007

No jam, no rush to make advance bookings, no long queue at the cinema, no pretentious false lashes and plunging necklines, no look-the-next-table-is-having-the-same-eight-course-shit dinner, no overpriced roses that die the next day, no pressure to celebrate.

 
 

Ruffle’s rocks, by the way.

 
 

Happy ValenOverTine!

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The Absolute Sin

February 13, 2007

Pun of the day:
Drinking too much makes you absinthe-minded.

The kinky green fairy.

Haven’t tried it yet though. Just thought that the pictures are nice.

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Watched Death Note 2

February 12, 2007

Don’t you think L in Death Note looks terribly like Toshio the morbid kid in Ju On?

0_o

 
 

Cheese this out!

 
 


They both have super kao gothic eyeliner.


They both like to sit in a certain position.

If Toshio is alive, when he grows up he will become exactly like that.

 
 
 
 

On another note.

If death note exists, who would you want to kill?

Here’re some ideas i found.

The above notes do not reflect the blogger’s thoughts. I like Parie, anyway. :} read more

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I love eggs

February 10, 2007

As much as i love cheese.

I ordered oh jien (fried oyster egg) yesterday. This is how it looked like.

Oh jien.

It didn’t look yummy. You know what is worse?

It tasted exactly like how it looked.

I also don’t know why i ordered it. I don’t really like baby oysters because i think they are so fishy! HH said eating baby oysters is like eating mini bladders, the urine bursts in your mouth with each bite.

But i love the eggs!

So… I ate the eggs.

Oh.

I think the Oh Jien seller would be very very sad. And all Oh lovers will be cursing me now. read more

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Guess and win!

February 7, 2007

As an appreciation to all Cheeserlanders (sliding ghosts included), i’m giving out something to the person who can tell me…

What this is?


Just testing out my new baby camera. Love it! 😀

The first person to post the answer correctly wins a box of KENKO DIET PLUM worth RM126!

(if there’re several similar answers, the most accurate one counts.)

Answer will be revealed in the next post. Stay cheesed and have cheese guessing!

Hint: More than a hundred years ago…

P/S: All comments will be held moderated until the answer is revealed. read more

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