The other day, albert made a promise.

Let’s see if he will fulfill it.

Which i then opened.

He wanted to remain “mysterious” so i fain did as he requested and pixelated his handsome face. But i think it is such a waste cuz honestly albert, you have never looked this good before, not even now, LOL. Hey come on who looks better in the IC than in real person right? You should feel special.

(In case you change your mind and want to de-mystify yourself facially, i would be more than happy to do so. =D ) read more

*grins like an oaf*

Finally the whole maelstrom of misunderstanding has (kind of) come to an end. I haven’t been sleeping well for two days, and this is gonna the third day because i was too happy to fall asleep.

Just one sentence, (which i’ve never ever expected myself to say, but yes, from the botton of my heart):

Thank you Wendy, you rock.

And of course i won’t leave you out kenny. =)

NEWSFLASH!

Beware of the latest plague in town–The LOLitis!!

There’s a high suspicion that LOLitis is caused by a new virus scientifically identified as the Loller, which is vastly transmitted through oral consumption, mainly by wild snex lovers.

Upon first bite, you will go comepletely, hopelessly, incorrigibly lol-a-lolish.

Let’s witness the process of the first ever LOLitis infection case:

The encounter

The snex tasting

Permenant infection

Well uhm… hard sell

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Laycheese and Gentlecheese, today the Ringoism Guru would like to tell you a story about the origin of the Ringoism’s Lemon Cheese Day, which falls on the 25th of February every year.
 

Once upon a time, a Chamomile cheese (originally camel-milk cheese, somehow being altered due to Cheesie’s mispronounciation) had two free tickets to Pink Panther and invited Miss Cheesie for a movie date. Even Cheesie didn’t fancy the idea of watching any you-slap-me-then-i-slap-stick” and “wohaha-look-that’s-so-farnie-the-guy-gets-hit-in-the-face-with-a-custard-pie comedy, she decided not to waste two pieces of printed paper that were worth RM20, and secretly prayed that the movie’d better be less crappy than Big Mama’s House 2
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ONLY IF

Santoro.

That was my MSN nick yesterday.

Omicheese there’re actually people who are willing to change their last names so that they can date me! Hmmm headachenya! *snub*

Let’s see, we’ve got Alan Santoro, Kit Santoro, Jeff Santoro… so many! But they all sound so weird. Imagine if i marry one of them in the future and i’ll have to tell people “Oh my husband’s name is Beng Keong Santoro…”

-_-”

therefore finally I decided to choose this guy over the rest, because his name sounds best with “Santoro”. read more

I bought something pink for myself today. A pink closet!!

I was in love with this jewelry chest at first sight. In Lovely Lace.

It’s a home for all my jewelry and stuff. They are no longer stranded now!

Oh ya.

And I bought something pink for you too Mozzie!

I know you don’t dig Pink but this thingie is gonna make you LOL until you fall from the floor and roll on the ceiling.

In short, it will make you lol lei lol hui la.

Cheese it out!

lol lei lol hui!

So I decided to kacau this handsome guy who has been rather free-time-deprived (read: busy) recently.

cheesillicious~It’s over now says:
hey

Ko Chun says:
hi

cheesillicious~It’s over now says:
office?

Ko Chun says:
yeap

Ko Chun says:
why?anything?

cheesillicious~It’s over now says:
nothing. leave u to ur work then

Ko Chun says:
nah it’s alright

Ko Chun says:
Ringo msg me wor……(very weird)

Ko Chun says:
how to not chat?

cheesillicious~It’s over now says:
nvm la it’s like weird *sulks* read more

My first ever published review .

My byline! Heck.

John you forgot an L la.

Told you how many times already.

*sulks*

V_V

Say bye to depressingly relaxing holidays.
Say hi to depressingly annoying collegedays.

The almond therapy kinda worked for my pre-back-to-coll blue. Now I need a stronger dose to counter the post-back-to-coll indigo.

You know you have gone past the “wow-I’m-a-Limkokwing-student-wei” excitement when you hear all the going-to-enroll students go “this is cool man” the moment they see the magnificent rainbow paddlepop building whereas you utter “CRAP!” while slapping your forehead as a reaction to seeing the same magnificent sight. read more

My Scene craze is not even in the same zipcode as over yet.

Still addicted to it, and Nolee the girl with black, long hair is my fav. She reminds me of Norelle in American Next Top Model (My fav too). Their names sound similar. She had long hair like her too until they cut it.

My Scene dolls have their IT guy friends too.

But I’m anti Hudson. Check out his star sign. Heehee.

But I dig River!

His name that is. And I told Mozzie.

Cheesie: i love the name River! It’s so Living!
Cheesie: next time im gonna name my boy something like that
ChingChing i dowan boys
ChingChing actually i donwan kids
ChingChing too troublesome
Cheesie: me too actually
Cheesie: hahaha
ChingChing i LOVE kids, as long as they’re not mine
Cheesie: seeing myself being such a nuisance i don’t think i want kids man
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This morning I woke up in a fantasy world.

I can’t believe I’m starting to get more juvenile than just bitching about some fifth grade losers.

I’m soon turning into a cheesetarded (actually cheese tart sounds yummy) 10 year old who plays with Barbie. Oh sorry, they play with My Scene Dolls now.

Tiara sent Princess the website sometime ago. And Princess sent it to me yesterday. We became so obsessed with it we wanted to make it the Stellar’s Guide to a Stellarific Living (Oh please don’t start it again, Mozzie). read more

Big Mama is such a heap of bull shit. Don’t like that? How bout a pool of cow dung? Or a pile of buffalo poo?

I think a 2.8 rating from IMDB does it enough justice already.

The movie has so many hoooooles that if it is a piece of Emmentaler, I suppose it is habitable for ten thousand mice.

Those flaws, for example…… Urgh. Why do I even bother to kacau the peaceful sweet dreams of those ten thousand rodents?

I picked on Fright Pran because it has the potential of being a bowl of doubled boiled bird’s nest soup. With aloe and chestnut cream. read more