I can’t even come up with a decent title i wonder how other bimbotic bloggers who post a lot of pictures do it.

Anyway i have shitload of camwhore photos and this post is (part of) it wtf.

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Wedges from minimaos.

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Esquire event.

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With Hannah.

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With Helen

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Sheena

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Chiho

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Dumbi

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On Johnny Walker night.

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Wa my hair bow got me tons of random strangers coming up to me and say they liked it and asked how i did it. I’m happy and sad at the same time. Happy cuz means i very cute wtf and sad means obviously nobody reads my blog one wtf. Or maybe they are just drunk. read more

Dear Readers,

First of all you are advised not to read this post because it is infected. And clearly this is a sponsored post. An infected sponsored post, that is. So unless you close this page now, and never come back again, the infection is going to happen.  ))K((

It would be great if we could stop writing this blog post to save you all the trouble, but it wouldn’t be as great as writing this blog post and not save you all the trouble, since this blog is clearly infected and this is an reflex action upon infection, which sole purpose is to get this blog post published and infect as many people as it can. ))K(( read more

or like an Italian mafia or a Japanese yakuza.

Because i’m so sick of getting bullied all my life just cuz i am 40KG and is a girl wtf.

What a shit month it has been, and the first week is not even over yet.

First of all i aged like a million years old because it’s my fucking birth month. Then i had to fork out a large part of my saving to pay for some charges for my house. And the stamp duty alone is like five fucking thousand. Stamp duty is seriously like the most absurd fee in the world. You pay like ridiculous amount for something you don’t even understand and get ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in return. The fucking stamp better be made of sparkly moonstone and can cure brain cancer. Because clearly whoever came up with this charge is sick in the head. read more

Short post on a one week fashion! #lazyblogger

Day 1

W♥C Jumpsuit from minimaos.

Necklace from Juicy Couture.

Straw hat from a million years ago dunno where.

Day 2

W♥C I’m Poor But Good Looking (#truth) from minimaos.

Jeans and belt from BACI.

Minnie bag from Samantha Thavasa.

Day 3

White top from BACI

Maxi skirt from Warehouse bought like a zillion years ago never wear wtf.

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Socks from Tutuanna

Fringe wedges from minimaos omg super love!

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Snidel polka bodysuit from minimaos read more

This was my birthday celebration last night.

I got ONE candle, and THREE lighters. Didn’t get to blow candle and make a wish in the end.

Actually, one of the lighters did work. It was the purple one. You know there are two types of lighter, one is the press-down automatic get spark type. One is you have to flick it with your finger one.

The purple one is the one u have to flick with your finger. And i cannot use that because i have lighter phobia .

Especially the manual one because i will always miss it and i have to repeat it multiple times while cringing and it will become hot and i will end up burning my finger wtf. But i still wanted to light the candle so i went and wrapped my finger with a towel and then flicked the flint and then i end up burning my towel . read more

Awhile ago someone asked me on twitter if i am naturally dark skinned, or is it my make up.

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to which i answered, Tan is my surname. True story.

God has never been fair to me on the skin tone chart. To be honest, i was very conscious about my tan skin since i was very young, cuz a decade ago all our relatives are obsessed with fairness. Like “Aiyo, why you so dark already one? Tsk tsk, always play never study isit?”. Fml. Also it didn’t help when people think i bluff them when i told them i’m Chinese. T_T read more

I’m an extremely indoor person, i’m so dormant i should have been a vegetable polar bear. :X

And i dislike exercise so much that the only sports i’m REMOTELY interested in is Wii Bowling. #cheesiepun

Also i have quite serious height phobia that i cannot even play Super Mario Galaxy because i will literally hyperventilate and experience vertigo when i’m about to fall off a planet . True story.

So during our trip to Switzerland, it was like minus one thousand degree and somebody suggested to go ice skating and skiing. All these while i just remained unadventurous and stay clear from any form of physical activities especially it involves the possibility of sore backsides and broken arm T_T. And even more especially when it is winter and all i want to do is stay warm and comfy indoor and snuggle and hibernate. read more

Raspberry is prolly my fav fruit on earth. I love it so much i’d even blow it wtf. (geddit????)

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Then KY asked me on twitter why is my hair raspberry color, is it because my curls are not quite STRAWED?  To which i replied, CURRANTLY it is not that bad in real life, but i when i saw the pic on my BLACKBERRY, it gave me GOOSEBERRYBUMPS. Then he said, berry good! i C lotsa VITAlity! To which i replied again, yea but i PEAR that under the LIMELIGHT it will fade or turn green.

Haih. All these recycle lame puns but it was a FRUITLESS attempt nobody laughed also so i put here force you all see again. #controlfreak read more

Ok this is a half-ass make up post.

Man what’s with me and my half-ass and not-even-quarter-ass blog posts. If it gets any lesser than that i will have to spell ass as s instead. (HAHAHAH GEDDIT?)

Looks like a lot of you love the make up in my previous W♥C post! Most of the comments i got say that without my usual falsies and winged eyeliner, it gives a fresher and younger look. Which isn’t really the look i was going for because i wanted the adult bronze gyaru look T_T. But i guess it is a great compliment and i shall unabashedly accept and embrace it with pride. read more

Oharro, i am Cheesie’s new foundation powder. My full name is Lancome Maqui Miracle compact powder.

Cheesie brought me home a week ago because she heard that i’m the first foundation that lasts as long as 12 hours.

Also because basically i’m just famous and popular la. She likes famous things.

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This is her, without me. Sad, dull and #foreveralone.

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To save her face, Cheesie chose me. 😀

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Here’s an interest thing about me. I come with a two-side sponge. First,  use the velvet sponge to pick me up, apply evenly on your face. read more

Ok today i did something very shameless.

I asked on twitter who can create a Facebook page for me.

I sort of have this annoying ego thing that stops me from creating a Facebook page for myself because it’s like very buay paiseh la. Especially when back then it was called “Facebook Fan Page”. It’s like, who the fuck creates a fan page for herself right?

Which some shamelss female blogger i dislike totally did, then she invited me to be a fan wtf. her invitation says like, (replace my name with her name pls) “Cheesie has become a fan of Cheesie. Cheesie suggests you to become a fan of Cheesie too“, which is totally like wtf. So i sort of swore to myself that i will never stoop so low to do such unabashedly condescending act. Which i totally secretly regret afterwards because i’m very kiasu and now everyone also has a FB page and “BE A FAN” has also become “LIKE”, which is like very cool, and more modest. If a lot of people like you la. read more

Haih.

Cancelled my trip to Japan. It’s more like for the sake of not worrying people who care about me since there are so many rumors and warnings, like not to eat Japanese food for the next 10 years if not your baby will become a mutant octopus or something like that.

Ok i exaggerated. But that’s exactly how rumors come about.

So i was very sad. Listening to Japanese songs also sad. Eat Japanese food also sad. Wear Japanese make up also sad. Totally unnecessarily dramatic and overreacting and utterly whiny and annoying. read more