Mr.bbq:
This is a continuation from part II, entry dating back to 3rd Jan 2008! Another notice to let you know that Cheesie isn’t actually around, I’m actually just guestblogging for her in her absence. She’s currently in the mysterious Dreamhouse, unable to make or take calls nor to get online so I’ll have to keep you entertained for now 🙂

Breakfast.

Best roast pork rice i’ve ever tried!

Final day shopping.

VV and I can’t stop camwhoring with our newly painted nails (which are re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-painted as i’m typing this).

We thought of soooo many poses to specially showcase our nails that it would put all nail models to shame.

By now i cannot be more pro at posing with nails.

Going to Dream Mall.

Anyhow must show nails.

Went for a walk around Love River in the evening.

Anyhow anycheese must show nails.

This picture is gorgeous right? I’ve got a great photographer. His name is Self Timer.

Taken by Mr. ST also.

Beautiful night scene by Love River!

Kaohsiung is such a mushy mushy city! Even the ferry pier is called the True Love Ferry Pier. Hopeless romanticists.

<3!

Happy erm… New year?

Die la. I’m very scared about the show. I think i’ll probably be missing home like crazy by now. Wtf. (Eh this is so cool, i sound so prophetic!!! Sorta like writing a time capsule haha! I dunno la. You ask the current me la.)

Written 29/02/08 10:36
Yes, the above is actually written before she left!

I really do have to apologize for moderating the comments below. Mr bbq sends his sauciest apologies to fashionasia, simon, may zhee, pinkpau and fab. to collect your apology gift please write me at cheesie@italkcrap.com and i’ll get back to you asap. ok i kid.

fashionasia
ok….im suspecting that cheesie is being called back to malaysian dreamgirl….
yes ? no? you know la reality tv sometimes does have a twist at the later episodes

Simon Seow
Is she in the Malaysian Dreamgirl Final? Heard one participant was out. She replaced her?

May Zhee
Red.fm … MALAYSIAN DREAMGIRL???

pinkpau
ARE YOU DOING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE DOING

mr bbq, has she gone where i think she has gone!!!!11 like to a certain house with certain girls!!!

Fab
ringo’s away to malaysiandreamgirl?

That’s right everyone! Cheesie-sama has been called back after being sent off in the closed auditions, which you can watch here at the Malaysian Dreamgirl official website. Whether it’s because the judges finally recognized their errors, or that the producer enticed her to come back with many promises, I don’t know. Fact is, guys, CHEESIE IS BACK IN ACTION!!

So what can we do peeps? We can VOTE and SUPPORT her from home! Yeap, since it’s voting season anyway, you might as well carry on the voting spirit (and to those who are underaged to vote in the elections, well, you CAN NOW! :D)

How?
By SMS. More instructions will be provided later cause the official start of voting (like our polling day) is on the 11th of March, so do save mobile credits if you want Cheesie to win 🙂 Come la guys and girls, let’s show our support for this special girl that we care & love 😀

Mr.bbq:
This is a continuation from part I, another backdated entry! I’ll leave it to the post to entertain you, but in the meantime if you remember the Malaysian Dreamgirl thingie that she was eliminated from? Well, here’s the first part of the audition videos, and she appears for only ONE mere second, exactly at the 5:05minute-th. why liddat one u tell me :*(

Okay. This is the bane of all Cheesie’s Obsession with Nails.

The express nail art stall at Xin Jue Jiang night market.

Hundreds of designs to choose from! 🙂

Cheesie getting her nails done.

Pretty manicurist! I’m super amazed at how she can paint other people’s nails when she has super gorgeous nails herself. Super pro la.

Cheesie and her super gorgeous nails.

VV and her super gorgeous nails.

Snacktime!! This is the Taiwanese burger! 😀

Han Shen Mall and Xmas deco. I KNOW RIGHT THIS ENTRY IS SO LATE!

McD’s Happy Meal toys!

Cute right! I love the pink&black bunny (kitty?) and the Carrot Cat.

The last part of Kaohsiung up next. Stay cheesed!

Written 29/02/08 20:00.
That’s it la guys and girls, I just want to take this time to thank those who are patient with me. I haven’t even heard from her since Monday so I’m just as worried, just hoping she’s doing fine =) As cheesie-sama says then, stay cheesed for the last part of Kaohsiung!

Mr.bbq:
A backdated entry (01/01/2008) on Alishan by cheesie-sama, but as of now still no whiff of where she might be!

We drove up to Alishan from Taipei after countdown!

The weather was crazy! From 16°C it went down to 3°C on top of the mountain.

Everyone went and took picture with the LED board cuz no one had experienced such a low temperature before, damn jingjang! (It was Santa Claus behind me, spooky right!)

So we had to do some last minute winter shopping.

VV and I both bought gloves.

I think guys are so loserish when it comes to tahaning coldness! TT and YY totally couldn’t stand the weather they bought extra scarves, masks, winter cap and wrapped themselves up like Swiss rolls. But VV and i were fine with the temperature. We thought it was really cold, but not cold until can die kind of cold! Then the guys said that’s because we girls have got too much excess fat to burn in the body. -_-

We were sooooo touched to spot 7Eleven and Starbucks up Alishan. Cuz we thought the mountain is really really ulu one lo!

The design of Starbucks! So Cina looking haha!

7Eleven was the warmest place in the entire mountain.

SUDDENLY!

Two bandits rushed in with their imaginary weapons and demanded 3 instant noodle cups and all the heat pouches in the entire shop. No one was harmed and the cash register was left untouched. I think they were just cold.

A painting inside of a steamboat restaurant. It illustrates the killing of a ferret (i think?).

And now it is dead. -_-

AHAHHA the bandits surrendered.

The hugest hot pot ever. And i wonder if got ferret meat inside. -_-

This is what the guys did back at the hotel.

YY and TT hogging the heater. -_-

And they maintained the same position for hours.

The next day!

Caught the pre-dawn train in the morning for sunrise.

Damn semangat the old aunties uncles.

Before Sunrise! (love the movie)

The stalls selling steaming hot food were ever so good laku.

VV and i looking like we had not eaten for 30 years.

Sunrise in motion!

YAY SUNRISEEE!!!

Yay sunrise!

Yay suuun riiiiiise. -_-

The guys couldn’t believe they drove all the way up here while almost frozen to death for a… 1 minute… sunrise? O.o

Then took train back down?

I like this picture a lot!

Went and had the shabbiest breakfast ever.

Then took the car and drove down hill.

At the parking lot, all the cars got frosty!

Woohoo a super gorgeous Camry.

Another super hot Camry wtf Camry in Taiwan is so cheap I ALSO WANT! It’s so cool (that it’s all frosty?)!

Half way down hill we also went for…

The fencihu lunchbox.

And also something hilarious! 😀

Huen Dan! WTF HAHAHA!! Who will eat that AHAHHAH! Damn dumb right!! HAHAHHA.

Ok. I will. -_-

It’s a hybrid of tea-flavored egg white (apparently it is not white anymore), salted egg yolk and century egg texture. It actually tasted really nice!

Okay la that’s it for Alishan. More update on Kaohsiung. Stay cheesed.

Written 27/02/08 18:45
Stay cheesed indeed, a little bird told me a clue on her whereabouts, that it has something to do with Red.fm so if anyone knows anything, let us know!

Dear all,

It saddens me to be the one to inform you that this blog has finally been hijacked. Yes, you heard me right. From today onwards *I* will be in control of this blog because your very own favourite cheese of all time, the all great Cheesie-sama, has suddenly *gasp* cheesappeared!

Like omgwtfbbqdvd666!!! right!

So in the light of her absence, I will now attempt in covering her blog here with more cheesy stuff so that it doesn’t decheesify and to prevent you readers from not reading cheeserland.com anymore because when she finally comes back she’ll die of cheese attack after seeing only 5 ppl read her blog from a much much more bigger number and come back again as SadakoChiizuko to haunt you for betraying her (imagine her face beside yours whispering into your ears “why u never visit my blog why why fuckaccino!!”).

You don’t want that do you? OF COURSE RIGHT! So my plan is to keep you informed on our dear cheesie-sama’s whereabouts, while injecting occasional cheesie-goodness so that you never lack your dosage of daily cheeses to continue with your life. And her life. And mine. For our own sake. *shivers*

What kind of cheesie goodness? Liddis la:

The obsessive compulsive pink diva

Okla, maybe it’s just me who needs my daily dose of cheesie goodness to live hahaha. Cheh.

ADMIT IT LA OK (and if you do, I’ll put up more of her pretty pictures for you to oogle at like the one above heh heh heh *winks*)

ps- don’t bother asking when she’ll be back, cause I’m just as clueless!

Some of you commented that it didn’t work, so I’ve updated it with clearer instructions on how to donate using SMS, so go forth and save those cute turtles!

I’m sure you remember the Save the Rhino campaign everyone was talking about awhile ago. Now we’re going to save something a lot cuter 🙂

Turtles!!! So cute! Do you have the heart to let it extinct?

Just for your info, there are seven species of sea turtles: green, hawksbill, leatherback, olive ridley, flatback, Kemp’s ridley and loggerhead turtles, and the first four can be found in Malaysian waters.

Crush and Squirt from Finding Nemo are Green Turtles.

Green Turtle

Up until today, humans still hunt sea turtles for their meat, eggs and shells. Polluted seas also pose a problem for sea turtles. Leatherbacks, for instance, often mistake floating plastic bags for jellyfish, and die after eating such litter.

Turtles have swum in our seas for more than 100 million years and they want to continue swimming happily ever after.

Want this to happen?

Please help our precious turtle and donate by SMSing to WWF using the following simple steps:
1. Type into your message exactly like below, and don’t forget to add a space in between!

WWF Your-full-name Your-e-mail
eg. WWF Angelina angelina@jolie.com

2. Send to 39398.
3. That’s it! Did you expect more? It’s that easy 🙂 Oh btw, each SMS donates RM3.

Or donate at wwf.org.my. You will receive a special edition Fridge Magnet for donation of RM100 & above.

Freedom Flipper is the Turtle Idol winner voted by WWF supporters. She is now a hawksbill turtle fitted with a satellite transmitter.

Wanna get to know more about Turtles? Go to wwf.org.my for more info.

Video on Mahathir admitting Anwar was victimized

Thanks.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?

How can you actually sleep (let alone better) with Chipster around you because it’s a freaking nightmare!!

What? Have you not read the spooky stories about Chipster?

TELL ME YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THIS IMAGE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD ALL NIGHT!

It’s been haunting me until today and i dare not put any bag of Chipster anywhere near my room and i’ll make sure i double-lock my door before going to sleep.

Because at night, i’ll hear faint voices of hundreds of crisp spirits wailing outside my door begging me to eat them. Wtf? I mean, they can be really, really addictive, and it is scary. I suspect Chipster is actually an evil production of wretched old hags with black cats and brooms to bewitch human minds into crisp-worshiping mobs. One you start chomping down a crisp, there’s no turning back. You will be forever voodooed.

It’s vicious, IT’S VICIOUS!!!666

If you don’t believe, read the Chipster Ghost story.

Disclaimer: cheeserland.com is not responsible for any possible kind of insomnia and trauma caused.

Okay. Spooky story aside, see you all on 15th March at Nuffnang’s Pajama Party. Any exorcist going?

omgbbq!!!666 Eye candies!!!

Have you seen the guys? Almost all of them are of toy boy quality! What’s happening!!! Where are the macho Bo Bice-ish male singers!!! They send all the high school boys to syrup you all over until you die of diabetes. Wtf!

WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE GIRLS!

The male contestants have got really boring names! There are two Jasons and three Davids!

I think he looks very Westlifeish! But memang tak boleh quite tahan his singing. And he’s got a fat ass.

I like this Jason. Very cheerful and handsome but last night he looked a little creepy. Did he apply lipstick?!?

Garrett, 17. Looks like he just walked out from a Japanese comic book! But got voted off d!

Danny, 18. He is effeminate but very so… so… erm… pretty? Wtf! He should go join Malaysian Dream Girl. Can win hands down man.

I think those named David are the ones who sing best!

David, 25. This is the only David i don’t like. I’m not quite the rocker fan. I prefer mushy mushy singer.

David too, 24. He’s one of my favorite! Okay i actually have two favorites and i’m so indecisive! I dunno who i think i’d marry! I loooooove him cuz his look kinda reminds me of an old old crush. Too cute!

David three, 17. Ooooomg he’s soooooooooooooooooooooo adorable makes you just wanna kidnap him and chuck him into your handbag and bring home . Bet all the gay guys in AI are secretly in love with him!

Watch watch watch!

Pun of the day:
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.

Mom called and she just grilled me kao kao for not registering myself to vote for the coming election. She has been a supporter of this particular party for more than 30 years, and growing up under her influences, i really think that it was one vote wasted. Sorry la mom.

So far my blog has been the ultimate bimbo blog and the word politics means a new nail polish color. But to make up for what i failed to do as an eligible voter this year, i’m going to urge all of you who has registered to cast your divine vote. I’m trying to be very politically correct here (although that sounds wrong) so, this is what i’m going to say to you all.

Be an informed voter. What’s on the newspapers isn’t everything. There are a lot of other sources of information. Hello, bloggers!

Last but not cheese, vote wisely, vote for a change.

P/S: Don’t forget to vote for your Malaysian Dream Girl also (the contestants are so much hotter)! Though i won’t be in it.

Wish granted.

Go to Wardrobe. 🙂

Update Sold! But if you want to customize a set for yourself just drop me a mail ok! 🙂 /update

Whatever! Might as well! 😀

This is my first mastercheese titled Princess Birthday.

My obsession has gotten to such an uncontrollable extent that i think nail polish is now my new oxygen. Anyway, these are the artificial nail tips i painted today, inspired by myself. AHAHA. I’m such an inspirational cheesnius.

This should be the answer to people whose nails can’t seem to grow long enough for a beautiful manicure. And i guess what? I decided to sell them! I’ve used 29 rhinestones and 92 small beads altogether. If it goes by market price, (where the salons charge RM1 per rhinestone and 20 cents service fee per stone) this whole set is worth what, maybe RM100? Did I forget to mention I’m using really good quality nail polish too! Anyhow the best part is, I think I’ll price it at RM50! 😀

So if anyone of you need to custom make any nail art design for your Princessly birthday/wedding, just send in your nail measurement and i’ll see how i can be at your service. 🙂

Go to Wardrobe to find out more if you are interested. If the sizes don’t suit you, i can always adjust it for you!