Forgotten photos from Switzerland!

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Other kids going skiing.

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We only went sledding that day!

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Here’s a mysterious hand molesting me lolol

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Sledding like this!

I couldn’t take more picture cuz i was busy tumbling down and eating snow off the ground wtf.

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Walking snow dog in the snow. So jealous i want.

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This is our car park lolol

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Infinity hill.

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Our lunch that cost like RM200. read more

Since you guys asked for it!

Anyway, also many ask where i get my hair done. My fav salon is of course Chezz (in Jalan Gasing). Did my mermaid perm there! And if you’re thinking about a new hair style, here’s your great opportunity to try out Chezz with a whooping 77% discount!

(The person in white is my fav Donnie Yen Lookalike sifu)

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Commercial time over. Nao watch my video: read more

Someone sent me a link to That Can Be My Next Tweet which is a website that predicts what you would tweet next based on your recent ones i think.

And this is how the website thinks i would normally sound on my twitter:

That’s quite…. accurate. I mean. That totally sounds like me.

Why did you even question me?! I’m the most hardworking blogger ever!!!!!!

So bloody hardworking that my blog posts’ ass is getting so full my server can’t even handle it.

My Sixth Sense tells me that an indian film director would volunteer to fix my PC. I can see the Signs and it’s totally The Happening wtf. read more

Are you a giving person or a receiving person?

According to the Japanese blood type personality, people with type O blood are the givers (logically makes sense la). And i’m an Type O. In certain ways i think it is true.

Take buying gifts for example. I always enjoy buying gifts for other people than for myself because the feeling of making other people happy when you put your thoughts into something has a much longer lingering effect on happiness than buying something i want.

I don’t know why recently i’ve been losing so much interest on the guilty pleasure of pursuing material things. The excitement of retail therapy is so short it’s almost not worth the money spent. Instead i find that i gain more gratification doing little nice things for people i care about and receiving a thank you, or exchanging friendly and sincere greeting with my apartment security guards, or laugh at funny tweets, or tweeting something funny and make people laugh, or even just throwing rubbish properly (knowing that i did my part to preserve the earth or whatever). read more

Ahem and i’m clearing it.

Although i must admit that i have been quite the hardworking lately, cuz ads started coming back a bit, then i also feel more motivated to update more often. 😀

No ad = Sad blogger = Shit blog. Pls support full time blogger thanks.

Ok this is what happened in the past few weeks for me la.

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Stupid zombie.

This was my life (or the lack thereof)  for quite awhile until i returned the loaned phone, but i just got a Galaxy Tab, so…. there goes my life again.

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Lately i’ve become more paranoid than ever. For some ridiculous reason i sort of developed this thinking that everything that i do now contributes to my own imminent death. And everybody else’s.

If i use a plastic bag i’ll think that a cute leatherback turtle just died because of me. Then when i buy a magazine, i realize i’ve just killed a jungle in Pahang, and there’s now less oxygen in the air, and i will live a short, sickly life in poor health. And during dinner time a bloated African child kicks the bucket and perishes into dry soil because i refuse to eat bad sushi in a local restaurant. And now that i think of it, i vaguely remember not switching off my lights during Earth Hour, and i’m panicking now because that means an earthquake is soon to hit the shores of Malaysia (Rosmah say one). read more

I can’t even come up with a decent title i wonder how other bimbotic bloggers who post a lot of pictures do it.

Anyway i have shitload of camwhore photos and this post is (part of) it wtf.

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Wedges from minimaos.

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Esquire event.

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With Hannah.

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With Helen

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Sheena

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Chiho

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Dumbi

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On Johnny Walker night.

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Wa my hair bow got me tons of random strangers coming up to me and say they liked it and asked how i did it. I’m happy and sad at the same time. Happy cuz means i very cute wtf and sad means obviously nobody reads my blog one wtf. Or maybe they are just drunk. read more

Dear Readers,

First of all you are advised not to read this post because it is infected. And clearly this is a sponsored post. An infected sponsored post, that is. So unless you close this page now, and never come back again, the infection is going to happen.  ))K((

It would be great if we could stop writing this blog post to save you all the trouble, but it wouldn’t be as great as writing this blog post and not save you all the trouble, since this blog is clearly infected and this is an reflex action upon infection, which sole purpose is to get this blog post published and infect as many people as it can. ))K(( read more

or like an Italian mafia or a Japanese yakuza.

Because i’m so sick of getting bullied all my life just cuz i am 40KG and is a girl wtf.

What a shit month it has been, and the first week is not even over yet.

First of all i aged like a million years old because it’s my fucking birth month. Then i had to fork out a large part of my saving to pay for some charges for my house. And the stamp duty alone is like five fucking thousand. Stamp duty is seriously like the most absurd fee in the world. You pay like ridiculous amount for something you don’t even understand and get ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in return. The fucking stamp better be made of sparkly moonstone and can cure brain cancer. Because clearly whoever came up with this charge is sick in the head. read more

Short post on a one week fashion! #lazyblogger

Day 1

W♥C Jumpsuit from minimaos.

Necklace from Juicy Couture.

Straw hat from a million years ago dunno where.

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W♥C I’m Poor But Good Looking (#truth) from minimaos.

Jeans and belt from BACI.

Minnie bag from Samantha Thavasa.

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White top from BACI

Maxi skirt from Warehouse bought like a zillion years ago never wear wtf.

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Socks from Tutuanna

Fringe wedges from minimaos omg super love!

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Snidel polka bodysuit from minimaos read more

This was my birthday celebration last night.

I got ONE candle, and THREE lighters. Didn’t get to blow candle and make a wish in the end.

Actually, one of the lighters did work. It was the purple one. You know there are two types of lighter, one is the press-down automatic get spark type. One is you have to flick it with your finger one.

The purple one is the one u have to flick with your finger. And i cannot use that because i have lighter phobia .

Especially the manual one because i will always miss it and i have to repeat it multiple times while cringing and it will become hot and i will end up burning my finger wtf. But i still wanted to light the candle so i went and wrapped my finger with a towel and then flicked the flint and then i end up burning my towel . read more

Awhile ago someone asked me on twitter if i am naturally dark skinned, or is it my make up.

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to which i answered, Tan is my surname. True story.

God has never been fair to me on the skin tone chart. To be honest, i was very conscious about my tan skin since i was very young, cuz a decade ago all our relatives are obsessed with fairness. Like “Aiyo, why you so dark already one? Tsk tsk, always play never study isit?”. Fml. Also it didn’t help when people think i bluff them when i told them i’m Chinese. T_T read more