Fine. While i was away someone came and sabotaged my blog. Then they came and sabotaged my dog.

Cheddie was supposed to go for a trim but the moronic groomer almost skinned her alive. She is now semi bald. I can’t show her pictures because she now looks like a freaking cat.

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Then it dawned on me that i’ve broken a promise sworn on Cheddie’s white fur. Regret of the year. Also, you know the saying about doggies and their owners growing more and more alike? Well. We both lost weight and had our hair cut really short. read more

Including the Birthday Post. Yes yes i did get to read it. Thank you a cheezillion, all of you who brainstormed and contributed to such a wonderful virtual birthday party.

Cheddie’s birthday is coming up soon too. It’s on the 2nd of May. Any idea how i should surprise her?

Update

Bimbo post on the way, like it or not. 😀

My friends, call me and ask me out already now that i have my life back!

I was feeling a little like the old man who hung himself in Shawshank Redemption. I was starting to wonder if i actually remember how to handle a mouse and how to reply to an sms (huh, handphone? what handphone?) properly.

The emotions I was having were so mixed up it makes rojak sound like the most orderly thing ever. I was feeling sooo… cheesinomous (adj. Okay. I actually don’t know what it means but that’s is exactly what it means. Just a word i coined to express the inexplicable nature of something… uhm, hard to explain. Please jot the new vocab down in your exercise book, thank you very much). read more

from Malaysian Dreamgirl.

Sorry i’ve failed you. But i’m back as your favorite blogger. =)

Update
Omgwtfbbqdvdmdg (yes your Cheesie is back. Stronger now). I just spent 10 hours scanning through 888 emails (how auspicious) and catching up with my own blog (how ironic). Sorry i haven’t been able to reply all.

Feels good to be able to have a say finally on my own blog. It looks beautiful. Thank you for all the banners, i don’t have the heart to take them down yet. Thank you Nuffnang, this is the most blog skin matching skyscraper ad i’ve seen in a long time. Thank you whoever voted for me, you have made me stay this far in the competition. Owe you tons of good post. read more

Dear Everyone,

I know a lot of things have been happening on Cheeserland, unfortunately i only know this much and i do not have the power nor the time to understand the whole story and do something about it, ever since they banned the use of internet in the house.

I am not particularly proud of some things that have happened, which in some ways might have upset some of you. To be honest, i really hate what my blog has turned into yet not being able to fix the mess. Worrying about the outside world has not made my days in MDG any easier. read more

Hey! Can you update already??? You are now taking care of Cheesie’s blog, you can’t just leave it hanging forever, do something already! You don’t have to explain anything as I know u would have done it already if you could, just post something up ok?? Stupid. I think Cheddie can do a better job than you.

Okok.. Let’s talk about ….hmmm, boring mundane stuffs like the hot date that I went out with last weekend. Haha.

This SYT (Sweet Young Thing) that I knew from school, called me the other day. We hardly ever spoke to each other in school and thus, I was literally floating on cloud 9 when she asked me out on a date with her. Yay, I have hit the jackpot! Finally!! read more

Hi Everyone!

I am TT…the vegetable head you sometimes see in cheesie’s pictures. Haha, i think i look great, i feel so healthy when i see my picture.

I am not going to write about the benefit of being a vegetarian too, because i will rant on and on and on, and cheesie’s readers will all be bored to death, and she will reprimand me…*Scare*

First thing I want to do is to thank Mr bbq for his assiduous efforts in taking care of Cheeserland while Cheesie is away… thanks a million, you are the best!! Hugs and kisses from Cheesie. But poor thing la.. Mr bbq was nipped in the butt by Cheddie.. So now he’s lying in bed, nursing his erm, arse.. So here I am, taking over Cheeserland for the time being, until our favorite Cheese is back! read more

The cheesy monster ate her up! wait.. or was it the other way round? O_o

Ok i kid. Mr.BBQ here reporting live from KL in her stead. The reason why there isn’t any post from her is because for some reason the MDGs are unable to go online this week. So they had to call instead. This is only what I can gather from her 15 minutes call:

• that she heard about the birthday post, and wants to thank ALL of you guys for the super nice birthday wish and cannot wait to see it!
• that they had celebrated her birthday, although it was during a photoshoot so it felt like a super long day… but she did get to blow candles 🙂
• that she is feeling quite okay in the Dreamhouse, though she feels a little more pressured, mostly due to lesser and lesser girls in the house…
• that she doesn’t like her second pic in the Summer shot as well, so I told her she need not worry; we’ll make sure she stays in to “tapao” the next one!

In any case not being the bottom three is such a relief to her (and i’m sure to you as well), so guys and gals, she wants to give you all a really really big thank you for continuing to support her! Do take note that Sazzy finally mentioned (in Episode 9!!!666) the rules of voting: mainly, the voting stops immediately on Monday midnight! (do correct me if i’m wrong) read more

Don’t panic (repeats to self).

I cannot stress how I super hate my house. It’s facing right in front of the T junction so it’s attracting all the bad Qi I think. And somehow no matter what wireless internet I use (can’t be bothered to put up a landline, I’m moving soon anyway!) there seemed to be very limited connection. These few days the connection is down again. I’m wasting so much money for my lousy internet which I cannot even use. Ironically right, I do get to steal wireless connections from my neighbours, which are sooooo much better from the one I’m subscribing wtf. read more

Controls: use your mouse to eat the cheese! lol. right-click to view full size. send us to add urs.

Happy birthday to our dearest Ringo! We hope this comes as a surprise to you, as you can see we’ve pretty much planned it all out together with your readers… Quite cunning really 😛 (btw, we have 55 and more now inside our collection above, do check it out!)

I was thinking on how to bring the party over to you, for your friends, fans and readers. Seriously, this has nothing to do with MDG, but has everything to do with the roles you have played in all our lives, however big or small. I’m sure every one of them have something to say to you, and with that Oli and I started the above. Enjoy it, it’s our whole dedication to your birthright, the creation of the gorgeous Cheesie that we know of today 😀 read more

Except, it’s going to be right here in cheeserland.com!

One FINE and SIMPLE example without requiring ANY sort of photoshop would be:

That’s why I love KY, so simple, so BEST! (lololol)
Send YOURS to happybirthdaycheesie@gmail.com now 😀

Okay i’m kidding about the 24… only cheddie is allowed to do that, unless you don’t mind facing a cheesy death!

Okay I’m sure some of you who’re in Oli’s facebook group would know what this is all about… But put simply, we’re planning a surprise birthday post for Cheesie, consisting of photos (or videos) of all of YOU carrying a banner of some kind with the text “Happy Birthday Cheesie!” or “Happy Birthday Ringo!”. You are free to be creative, have more people inside the photo, or using different materials, texts or ideas, as long as it’s in a format where we can compile into something interesting which will be posted here on the day itself! read more

Not everyday comes and goes easy cheesy for me. Sometimes i miss home so much i’ve thought about asking everyone to stop voting for me (looks like that’s the only way go go home). Sometimes i wonder what’s more painful: having sex with a porcupinestabbing yourself with a knife or missing things you love so passionately–my loved ones, my dream holidays, blogging and replying your comments.

BUT.

Thank you, again, for your sms votes (cheez i just love saying this hopefully i can repeat this for a few more weeks). I choose to go online every week with my precious 15 minutes of humane connection with the world instead of making phone calls because 1) Cheddie doesn’t speak human laguange and the producers will have a hard time finding a translator and 2) i express myself way better in words. Not everyone likes what they see on the show and more often than not people expect so much more from you. It’s okay if i’m not your favorite girl but when i finally come home, i’ll cheesing make sure that Cheeserland is still one of your favorite blogs with endless cheesy puns. read more