Mr.bbq:
Another London inspired trip brought to you by Cheesie! This time a little heavy on the adult side, but something you don’t see everyday 😉 Do remember to vote for Cheesie in the Malaysian Dreamgirl Reality Series, which you can check out here. Just SMS “DREAM 11” to 33001 (RM1 per vote) and help publicise (if you want la :D) in your blog… just link back!

Warning: Children go away.

Misha pie, can you please hit the red X button and go visit bratz.com instead. Come back tomorrow and we’ll talk about Paddington Bears. 🙂 read more

blogging from the dream home!

we’re like given 15 mins a week to go on the internet and make calls and i dunno when i’m goinna get cut off so i dont even care bout gramma abnd typo already i’m just typing as fast as i can I MISS HOME SO MUCH!!! and i havenbt been cut off from the world for so long before CAN ANYONE UPDATE ME ON THE LATEST ELECTION RESULT AND AMERICAN IDOL RESULT????

pleAAASE

till i speak to you again and dont abandon me T_T

P/S: please vote for me okay! Type DREAM 11 and sms to 33001 (if you want to la cuz it’s so expensive!!!) read more

Mr.bbq:
This is a continuation from part II, entry dating back to 3rd Jan 2008! Another notice to let you know that Cheesie isn’t actually around, I’m actually just guestblogging for her in her absence. She’s currently in the mysterious Dreamhouse, unable to make or take calls nor to get online so I’ll have to keep you entertained for now 🙂

Breakfast.

Best roast pork rice i’ve ever tried!

Final day shopping.

VV and I can’t stop camwhoring with our newly painted nails (which are re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-painted as i’m typing this). read more

I really do have to apologize for moderating the comments below. Mr bbq sends his sauciest apologies to fashionasia, simon, may zhee, pinkpau and fab. to collect your apology gift please write me at cheesie@italkcrap.com and i’ll get back to you asap. ok i kid.

fashionasia
ok….im suspecting that cheesie is being called back to malaysian dreamgirl….
yes ? no? you know la reality tv sometimes does have a twist at the later episodes

Simon Seow
Is she in the Malaysian Dreamgirl Final? Heard one participant was out. She replaced her? read more

Mr.bbq:
This is a continuation from part I, another backdated entry! I’ll leave it to the post to entertain you, but in the meantime if you remember the Malaysian Dreamgirl thingie that she was eliminated from? Well, here’s the first part of the audition videos, and she appears for only ONE mere second, exactly at the 5:05minute-th. why liddat one u tell me :*(

Okay. This is the bane of all Cheesie’s Obsession with Nails.

The express nail art stall at Xin Jue Jiang night market. read more

Mr.bbq:
A backdated entry (01/01/2008) on Alishan by cheesie-sama, but as of now still no whiff of where she might be!

We drove up to Alishan from Taipei after countdown!

The weather was crazy! From 16°C it went down to 3°C on top of the mountain.

Everyone went and took picture with the LED board cuz no one had experienced such a low temperature before, damn jingjang! (It was Santa Claus behind me, spooky right!)

So we had to do some last minute winter shopping.

VV and I both bought gloves. read more

Dear all,

It saddens me to be the one to inform you that this blog has finally been hijacked. Yes, you heard me right. From today onwards *I* will be in control of this blog because your very own favourite cheese of all time, the all great Cheesie-sama, has suddenly *gasp* cheesappeared!

Like omgwtfbbqdvd666!!! right!

So in the light of her absence, I will now attempt in covering her blog here with more cheesy stuff so that it doesn’t decheesify and to prevent you readers from not reading cheeserland.com anymore because when she finally comes back she’ll die of cheese attack after seeing only 5 ppl read her blog from a much much more bigger number and come back again as SadakoChiizuko to haunt you for betraying her (imagine her face beside yours whispering into your ears “why u never visit my blog why why fuckaccino!!”). read more

Some of you commented that it didn’t work, so I’ve updated it with clearer instructions on how to donate using SMS, so go forth and save those cute turtles!

I’m sure you remember the Save the Rhino campaign everyone was talking about awhile ago. Now we’re going to save something a lot cuter 🙂

Turtles!!! So cute! Do you have the heart to let it extinct?

Just for your info, there are seven species of sea turtles: green, hawksbill, leatherback, olive ridley, flatback, Kemp’s ridley and loggerhead turtles, and the first four can be found in Malaysian waters. read more

Video on Mahathir admitting Anwar was victimized

Thanks.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?

How can you actually sleep (let alone better) with Chipster around you because it’s a freaking nightmare!!

What? Have you not read the spooky stories about Chipster?

TELL ME YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THIS IMAGE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD ALL NIGHT!

It’s been haunting me until today and i dare not put any bag of Chipster anywhere near my room and i’ll make sure i double-lock my door before going to sleep.

Because at night, i’ll hear faint voices of hundreds of crisp spirits wailing outside my door begging me to eat them. Wtf? I mean, they can be really, really addictive, and it is scary. I suspect Chipster is actually an evil production of wretched old hags with black cats and brooms to bewitch human minds into crisp-worshiping mobs. One you start chomping down a crisp, there’s no turning back. You will be forever voodooed. read more

omgbbq!!!666 Eye candies!!!

Have you seen the guys? Almost all of them are of toy boy quality! What’s happening!!! Where are the macho Bo Bice-ish male singers!!! They send all the high school boys to syrup you all over until you die of diabetes. Wtf!

WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE GIRLS!

The male contestants have got really boring names! There are two Jasons and three Davids!

I think he looks very Westlifeish! But memang tak boleh quite tahan his singing. And he’s got a fat ass. read more

Pun of the day:
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.

Mom called and she just grilled me kao kao for not registering myself to vote for the coming election. She has been a supporter of this particular party for more than 30 years, and growing up under her influences, i really think that it was one vote wasted. Sorry la mom.

So far my blog has been the ultimate bimbo blog and the word politics means a new nail polish color. But to make up for what i failed to do as an eligible voter this year, i’m going to urge all of you who has registered to cast your divine vote. I’m trying to be very politically correct here (although that sounds wrong) so, this is what i’m going to say to you all. read more