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The Truth—Episode 1

July 30, 2008

Week One

04/03/08 Tue 10:30pm

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This is the 2nd day and it feels like it’s been two months. I wasn’t told to bring a blanket, so i slept with a towel last night. Sleeping was better than what i had expected, nobody snores like a steam kettle fortunately. Bathroom arrangement is, well. You go imagine. 7 girls to share one bathroom. How to eat Kenko Diet Plum liddat. Normally i let them go first. And my blanket arrived in the evening after the photoshoot challenge. It smelled of home and i just wanted to cry. read more

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Who wants to go to MTV Asia Award 2008

July 29, 2008

@Arena of Stars, Genting Highland, on 2nd August 2008?

Okla, Edison Chen most likely wouldn’t be there, but that’s still not an excuse to not attend the industry’s most glamorous and memorable pan-regional music awards event in Asia!

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Ya that’s right, it’s east meets west, like Forbidden Kingdom (omg someone please pierce a spear through my skull i’m having massive migraine just thinking about that movie). Where else can you find Jared Leto and Karen Mok appearing side by side together, and actually hosting a show? I can’t wait to see how interesting the pair would make it. read more

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Who else is sick?

July 28, 2008

Omg i’m like the 5th person i know of who’s having flu this week. But i’m okay, recovering. 🙂

I’m planning to re-activate Cheesie’s Wardrobe. Maybe like a revamp or something. I know, no update since eons ago. Been dormant for so long. Just updated a new French Maid Costume. Go check it out.

Lately very busy with…

Cleaning house! Oh my gouda i don’t know why my floor seems to be sticky no matter how many times i vacuum and mop it! God i’m turning into a grumpy housewife! O.o. read more

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I hate people calling me babe

July 27, 2008

Eh i think i blogged about this before. Never mind.

And i think punny people are very cute. Okay that’s totally random. But go back to the i hate people calling me babe thing.

See it all happened when a lousy ex-boyfriend starting calling me that. He called me babe (!!!666). Okay fine he also called me bunni but most of them time he called me babe. I thought it was fine though i didn’t quite find it a term of endearment. It’s like calling a spade Spade. HAHAHA ok bad simile. (Then again i was just trying mock that Funny Girl. HAHAHAHA!). Okay it’s like calling a dog Dog (better?). No sense of intimacy whatsoever. But fine la i put up with it. read more

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A guy’s guide to sexiness

July 25, 2008

I think Robb is very hot. And sexy. And has a very good fashion sense. But too bad he is attached. 🙁

I asked Robb what he does to make himself sexy, and he gave me five tips.

1. Working out

Robb swears that gymming makes him very sexy. Even before taking these photos he insisted a few pumps to make his shoulders wider.

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Oh. Camwhoring during gym intervals is a must too, according to him.

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2. Reading books

Robb swears that reading books make him intelligent. And intelligent = sexy.

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Especially books like this. read more

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%@&^@$#!!

July 24, 2008

I hate it when people say women are using PMS as an excuse to all bad behaviors. You think period pain and mood swings and headache and stomach cramps and acne right above your nose and sore breasts and bloated tummy and anxiety and the subconscious urge to sarcastically insult others and the incessant need for vulgarity spitting and the endless craving for nacho cheese all happen so coincidentally in one week is it.

I had a discussion with my bestestie about ways to relieve PMS Symptoms. Here. read more

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Girls are just bitchy.

July 22, 2008

Update: OMGOMGOMG CHRISTIAN BALE ARRESTED for allegedly assaulting his mother and sister!!! Who still think he is hot? I think Batman’s gone a little too siao and violent. Let’s vote for Hugh Jackman. Muahahha.

Mrs MayZhee Bale, How you plan to bale him out eh, got a good lawyer yet?
/update

by nature.

And especially during PMS days. Period.

Oh. Pun optional.

You want cat-fight? I give you cat-fight. Nah.

I had a fight with May Zhee last night over two guys.

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And i went on like this for half an hour, before i had to answer a call (no the caller wasn’t nature). read more

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The Truth—Prologue

July 20, 2008

I kept a diary during MDG. There was no internet, hence this was the most rudimentary way of keeping track of the happenings. This is going to be the real actual diary of a 54-day sojourn of a supposedly undeserving contestant at this little mansion located in Bukit Seputeh called The Dream Home.

Below is what duplicated verbatim (except correction of grammar and necessary elaboration of certain incidents) from the little note i kept so privately inside my luggage.

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Even Cheddie finds it an engaging read. read more

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Your Oreo Moments

July 18, 2008

I eat Oreo.

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When i’m happy. (omg internet connection is fast today!)

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When i’m emo. (fuccaccino why Adrien Brody hasn’t replied my email).

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When i’m stressed. (God, i can’t find a pair of matching panties!)

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When i’m SUPER happy! (Oh my oh my, they have a last pair of size 4!)

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When i’m feeling naughty. (hehe)

Oh and why is it darker? Cuz i got a gorgeous sun tan from the beach! ;P

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When i’m… i dunno? Lonely? (God, watching dvds alone is pathetic. Let’s get some Oreo to emo with me before i eat them all up) read more

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Why so serious.

July 17, 2008

Pun of the day:
Badman: So you are going as a joker.
Cheesie: Yes indeed.
Badman: I wonder how is it like to kiss a joker, with smudged lipstick and all that.
Cheesie: It feels funny.

By the way Batman–The Dark Knight is quite awesome. It is the only superhero movie that i actually like. Ok la i’m very biased because i heart heart heart Christopher Nolan (I watched Memento like, five times and Prestige two) and whatever that comes out of his magical hands there will be automatic credits added to it already. read more

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July 16, 2008

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So like, tell us about your journey in MDG so far.

July 15, 2008

[diplomacy] Well, you know, it has to be the best thing ever happened in my life. Whether or not i win the title is not important to me, what matters most is that, you know, i’ve made a lot of new friends through the competition and they are the best true souls i could have ever met. They are really nice, like, you know, we get along well just like sisters. Bitching? What bitching. I will forever cherish the precious friendship we have nurtured throughout the two months. What? The car? Oh, i was never in it for the money. It’s all about the… you know, like the whole experiences and exposure kinda thing. I’ve learnt a great deal through this competition. Like, life in general, the A-Z about modelling. It has been really educational, we learnt how to watch our diet, like, can you believe that Spicy Chicken McDeluxe actually has more than 600 calories? and… a revelation on how much RM10 can buy in a meal, it made me get in touch spiritually with the hungry children in Africa. Of course there are difficult times, to illustrate, when we ran out of dish washing liquid, oh, the kitchen crisis! As well as the time we discovered 5 egg yolks in the dustbin, man, THE CHILDREN IN AFRICA, PEOPLE! So yea, in summary, i would say that this competition has, you know, enriched my life in so many ways. Oh yea, of course and most definitely i will hang out with all the girls after the show. Mwah and love ya all sistas! [/diplomacy] read more

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