Cheesie update:
Did anyone feel earthquake last night? I felt it omgwtfbbqdvd. I heard my aircon switch trembling around 2am (it’s loosened) and i just thought it was broken.

The strange thing is, for the first time Cheddie dared not come out when i opened her cage this morning. She has sixth sense! What has the world come to? Malaysia also got earthquake. o.o

/update

Haro.

It’s me guest blogging in Cheeserland again. Mommy said her posts are getting boringer and boringer, so she thinks she could use me to gain some markah kesian wor.

Super long entry! Be prepared!

Anyway. She brought me to a doggie party! So happy omgwtfbbqdvd.

I have never seen so many dogs in my entire fluffy life!

I had soooo many speed dates! I mean, not like i get to know them like i did Jojo (omg shy), but the brief encounter was fun! Mommy asked me not to flirt too much though cuz there’re bad guys out there!

Reminds me of Boboie. I wonder how he’s doing!

A West Highland Terrier! Waa look, his ears are pointy. Mind dropped down already.

So i’m a Maltese princess! Like them!

I always always love Maltese prince!

A young playmate. Her name is Bebe, if i remember correctly. While i was lying to rest a bit, she came over and said hello. 🙂

Ahhh Poodles are okay too.

Somehow i don’t think i could communicate well with this Silky. There’s a gap between us.

OMG! I think he’s kinda cute! *shy*

I asked mommy what is love at first sight. She said i’m too young to fall in love. But i said i love Jojo! Then she said, don’t take that seriously because that’s just Puppy Love. 0.o? (Then she went all coconuts and said things like “OMG i’m so punny yada yada”, urgh annoying. -_-).

See, the problem is i love mature guys. So. damn. good looking.

He was quite polite. But i think he was just not interested in underage girls. BAH.

I dunno. Mommy seemed to go bananas about this Poodle.

She said that’s the cutest poodle in the entire party. And he is 7 months old already!

I finally met a puppy smaller than i am. But somehow i think i prefer muscular guys. Though much to mommy’s dismay.

Gahhh i think i’m just super demanding. Muscular, macho yet have fur silky soft, when lie down they become a fluffy carpet that keeps me warm.

For example.

Like this Afghan Hound. Oh My Gouda! What an elegant and prestigious… uhm… carpet!

Nice to sleep onto! 😀

OMG GUESS WHO I SAW?

A Maltese Princess.

She’s sooo beautiful. I wanna be like her when i grow up! Damn. Lucky Jojo wasn’t here. If not he will sure dump me for this goddess one T_T.

And then i saw this baby Chiwawa. Okay i hate Chiwawas because i think they are damn eerie after mommy told me about the Chiwawa story. But this long coat one is quite a baby!

Mom said she’s almost as cute as me! 😀

I saw many many other huge dogs also.

They like to play in the water. Wtf! I HATEEEEEE showers!

 
**Cheesie edits:
CHEDDIE! Do not curse! And go for your bath. NOW!

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There was some kinda competition going on, i dunno, but mommy said they don’t have sit, stay, fetch test one, so i couldn’t enter. But she said i’m the cleverest doggie in the whole party. 😀 😀 😀

Smart border collie.

Waa i damn admire this silky lo. Really fast and prompt. *pui fok*

Then hor then hor, there was this crowd of Terriers OMG i tell you.

They so agressive can die.

Just when i stepped towards them they charged at me and started howling at me. They are so terrierble!

The Terrier Terror, urgh.

But some doggies are quite manja one.

Awww soooo sweet *heart melts* 🙂

There were so many weirdos in the park.

Warao.

Waraoer. The Sanjaya Schnauzer.

Waraoest omg. The Rainbow Poodle!

She super mischievous can. Peepeepoopoo everywhere one!

AH HA!! Caught in the act!

Mommy showed me THIS post she wrote 8 months ago. She went to this another dog party, and wanted a puppy so badly. Now she has me and never regrets a single bit. And i think i really made her very happy. 🙂

Anyway i gotta rest. Mommy said i did a good job, sure you guys like to read wor. 😀

Yours fluffily,

“What’s with that background?!!!666”

I know I know! You have been wondering for weeks! No more pink (the horror omg)! But at least the 4-eared Moji virtual pet is pink and it’s quite cute ok (of course can’t be any wee bit cuter then Cheddie. My Cheddie is the cutest Cheddie in the universe.)

“Explain! What’s happening?”

Cheesie just registered herself on iTalk Buddy. iTalk Buddy is a new service from iTalk that opens up a whole new range of internet-based applications, subscriptions and Value added Services.

“Okay. Then what the cheese is iTalk then?”

You have probably seen their ads everywhere! iTalk prepaid calling card enables you to make STD and IDD calls from mobile and fixed line phones at lower rates.

Back to iTalk Buddy. It’s like the Malaysian version of MSN, you know? The iTalk Buddy Free services are free for all users even if you are NOT an iTalk Subscriber.

“But I have Yahoo Messenger and MSN already, why need another one?”

iTalk Buddy is not Internet dependent. That means its applications are able to work even if you’re offline or without internet connection. These applications will seek out nearby users, connect to them and run the applications in an offline basis with them.

“Oh I cheese. Uhm.. Sounds cool.”

Yea. Faster download it HERE, now!

“Wait wait wait. Uhm, is it pink?”

Yes it is!! Look! 🙂

Pun of the day:
When i met Lin, i had a chiling feeling about her.

This post is dedicated to Eddie, who took a half day leave to see Taiwanese supermodel Lin Chi Ling in KLCC for her Osim uSqueez (oh yes baby Chi Ling i want uSqueez me tight tight ) appearance yet couldn’t find a decent spot for an intimate glance at his fav star so i decided to spare some mercy and complete the dream of a die-hard fan because i was so cheesingly lucky to be at a spot where i can just stretch my hand and grab Chi Ling’s buns beautiful dress.

Hie Eddie! You look hot =)

Okay no kidding.

*does killer pose*

This girl really does have legs that don’t need any Magic Jeans or any amount of Digital Surgery.

44.5 inches pins

and skyhigh hemline. Woot!

Taller than any other girl.

And guys.

Do you want my phone number Eddie?

There. Photos you wanted, Eddie. RM10 each please bank in to my account by tomorrow thanks!

There. Have a look at how manja the way she talks.

At first i didn’t get why Eddie could be sooooo infatuated with Chi Ling. I thought she was quite mediocre until i saw her in real person. Okay. Damnfreakinggorgeous alright. But most of my girl friends don’t like her.

Urgh. Now i’ve realized. It seems like Lin Chi Ling is every Malaysian guy’s dream girl. EVERY GUY!

WHY?

Yea. Were you there, guys?

My marshie with 3 black dots.

I know. This blog is soon turning into a Cheddieland.com. But i don’t care. I’m going to continue obsessing about my baby until someone actually kills me with rat poison.

Anyway. Cheddie’s finished her vaccination and it’s time for heartworm pill.

So i bought one pack for her.

There’s six tablets in one pack, to be consumed over six months (reminder to self: next consumption: 5th October 2007).

And guess how much that cost me.

EIGHTY FREAKING SIX RINGGIT!!!868686

That’s RM14 per tablet okay!!!666

AND LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS!

What if my baby doesn’t eat it? Then i ma waste RM14? 0.o

So i decided to…

Play sly. I’m one slice of cheese sly cheese.

And she loved her dinner. 🙂

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I amazed myself at how much i will do for a dog.

I bought her a pink igloo cuz i just moved her into my air-con room. And she needs something warm. A proper little home. 🙂

I love my baby.

She loves it.

Today, i brought her for grooming (hmm she smells darn good) , and gave her a new hairstyle. What the Feta. I myself haven’t even gone for a haircut/facial/spa for months okay.

I love my baby.

She too loves it.

Next week, i’m bringing her for hair treatment (fur treatment?!). What the feta. I don’t even bring myself for hair treatment okay.

I also bought her this beautiful pink leash. With crystal flower studs. I don’t even buy earrings/necklaces for myself anymore.

I love my baby.

She loves it too. And it ended up being our tug of war toy.

I even gave her my fav toy Milkshake Bunni because i think she’s bored with chewing lighters.

I love my baby.

She lurrrrrrrrves her toy bunni. She thinks it’s yummy.

I PS’ed her ribbon pink. Sorry i’m just being anal.

Cheesh. Things i do for my marshie with 3 black dots.

More picture of her in Chocoland.

P/S: I’m dropping by the Bandar Utama Dog Carnival this Sunday with Cheddie before my Japanese class. Maybe you get to meet us there. 🙂

I’m joining a contest again!

The Chipster Contest.

The new potato chips from Twisties are really quite addictive. Love the sour cream flavor (though I think they really should’ve come up with cheeeese flavor!)

Anyway they have this “Nothing Else Matters” contest (erm, I think it’s supposed to be “noTHinG eLSe maTTeRs, whatever okay), where you are supposed to design a picture using their backgrounds to show the world how much you love Chipster.

And according to the website, the siao-er your idea is the better.

Whoa. Exactly my cup of tea! I love siaoness. 😀

Anyway I’ve come up with a few ideas. Lemmi know which one you like the best.

1. Sadako’s Ex Boyfriend

Who said mummies are scary? (Maybe mommies are, but mummies are not). Sadako’s boyfriend, a mummy, was the sweetest boyfriend on earth. Erm, okay, in hell.

During the Hungry Ghost Festival, all the spirits are liberated from down under. Sadako and her boyfriend went food hunting. Like her usual self, Sadako was drowned in gluttony. She rummaged through all food she could find and devoured them ravenously like noghost’s business.

Then she found chipster.

Crisp. She took a bite. Hmm. Crisp. She took another. Crisp crisp crisp. She took another, yet another, and another…

“Can you gimme some, honey?” said Mummy.

*ignores*

“Honey you heard me? I’m hungry!” said Mummy again, slightly irked by Sadako’s non-responsive behavior.

*ignores*

Mummy was furious.

“COME BACK HERE! GIVE ME THE DAMN CHIPS!”

And Sadako replied,

“Go back to hell, baby,” said Sadako in satisfaction.

2. Mummy’s New Girlfriend

After the break up with Sadako, Mummy suffered severe chronic depression. Until he met Cheeso, a stinky, revengeful ghost in red. It seemed like Cheeso’s mom was ignorant about choosing the right name. Cheeso grew up to be as stinky as a 厕所 (toilet: please pronounce in Cantonese).

They dated very happily. Until Cheeso found a bag of chips in Sadako’s casket (apparently she loved it so much she carried it with her until her death. I mean, her re-incarnation. But regrettably she couldn’t bring it to her next life).

Cheeso was instantly in love with Chipster. When Mummy found out, he was upset.

“Haih. Yet again. Why my destiny liddat…” he sighed.

However, he decided to play gentle this time.

“Sweetheart, do you think you can give me a piece of that?” asked Mummy politely.

And Cheeso replied,

3. The Cai Mui Session

After breaking up with Mummy (Cheeso thinks he is too insensitive and… and… mouthless), she decided never to fall in love with man ever again (cuz she’s currently madly in love with Chipster).

Cheeso likes booze and thinks that a booze session is incomplete without a few arounds of Cai Mui (neh, the 15/20 drinking game). One day she was playing with her bestie, Frankie.

They had a bat as the judge and the winner gets free flow of beer all night and of course, a bag of Chipster, Original flavor.

Of course Cheeso won the game. You know why?

Because stupid Frankie only knows how to show fists nia, like Doraemon! Muahahaha sucker!!!

*end of story*

Ok are you inspired now? Faster go design your own “Nothing Else Matters” moment HERE.

That’s how people describe Cheddie.

Cheddie is now 4 months old. But she looks like she never grew a single bit (friends who haven’t seen her for a long time said she did, but to me she’s still that fluffy little furbaby i can hold up with one palm).

Remember when i first got her back, and for weeks, she had these pointy ears?

Some said she cannot be a pure Maltese because of those ears. I didn’t care because no matter how she turns out to be i will love her the same.

Her ears dropped down gradually. Now she’s a ladylike Maltese Princess. I don’t know if i should be happy! I prefer her pointy ears which made her stand out so uniquely among her other litter mates, those ears that shouted “bring me home, i’ll be the mostestest adorablest Maltese baby you’ll ever have”. Which i bought. Pun intended.

She is so clingy omg. She follows me everywhere. And i mean EVERYWHERE. Like, while she’s in the middle of her nap in her pink fluffy little igloo next to my couch and i walk to the kitchen for some water, she would immediately wake up and follow me one!!!

I wonder why is she so tiny. All the groomers i brought her to asked if she’s a miniature! No she’s not. Then i started to think if i fed her too little 0.o. But no matter how much she eats she just won’t grow much lo.

So ambivalent! I wanted her to remain small and cute. But that’s very fragile, like i can break her bones with just a snap. I’ve heard of horror dog stories like this guy who has a Chiwawa, which is so small, and he keeps it (dunno male or female) in his bedroom. One morning, he wakes up from his bed, accidentally steps onto the Chiwawa and it just goes X_X.

0.o

And he dares not keep a dog for the rest of his life.

0.o

Okay i’m not supposed to tell ghost stories. Think happy!

Anyway. Yes, while typing, Cheddie is sleeping on my lap now, like usual. And she snores every so lightly omg so cute. ^^

One day she might just lose her omgwtfbbqdvd-soooooooo-cute-can-die-ness but that will not stop me from pampering her. Even if she becomes an oompa loompa one day, i will still think that she’s the cutest Cheddie in the world.

The cutest marshmallow with 3 black dots.

Fantasyland

So hot can die ok.

My Fantasyland is a place where umbrella means a kind of vodka-flavored chocolate. So this is not exactly a land of my Fantasy.

The Parade

So hot can die twice.

Ariel is my favorite Disney character! You?

There were yummy seafood galore.

Yum. Jellyfish.

Yum. Takoyaki!

Cinderella is now employed as a performer who gets paid hourly because her husband went bankrupt and become a jobless wanker who plays gameboy all day long (he can’t afford PS3).

Carrie Underwood gained so much weight her company fired her. She joins her bestie Cinderella in the parade as an Alice.

I hope she finds her slimming magic mushroom in the wonderland.

The Golden Mickeys

I think the emcee Bebe is being a little annoying.

But whoa the Tarzan really has a body to die for *drools*

I especially liked the Beauty and the Beast part. Super touching with wonderful choreography. They have this stage curtain/scrim which is semi transparent and have their performers acting behind it, creating a very surreal effect. Love it.

Finale

The Philhar Magic

No matter what happens you must must must go for this one. My fav in Disney Hong Kong.

The best 3D experience, ever!

It’s not blur hor, it’s liddat one. 3D ma.

The Characters

Very scary. In the future right, humans will become bodyguard for mice. Maybe human realized that mice are actually the greatest chefs in the world they begin to worship mice.

I love Daisy’s pink pumps. I wonder if she has any old collection i can auction off in Cheesie’s Wardrobe.

My anonymouse altercheesgo. I think she has some fashion sense issue. Where got people mouse wear pannier longer than the dress and cheese shoes that clash kao kao with her little red polka one. She must be cheeses.

He is going to divorce Minnie cuz he finally realized who he’s in love with the most.

The Pirated Mickey! Wahaha. Am i punny or what OMG.

Another one who has a problem with color coordination. Or am i so color blind i see cheese color everywhere?

Oh. Like her pink gown the most. So Paris Hiltonish.

“Aren’t you supposed to be sleeping?” I asked exactly that.
“Oh. I woke up just for you, baby,” she replied.

And Aurora woke up from her sweet dream to the reality and lives cheesily ever after with her new love, Cheesie. Of course, Cheesie dumped her lousy boyfriend Mickey. Okay and she made up Aurora’s reply.

THE END.

Thanks for visiting Cheeserland. You can now proceed to the exit on the top corner and press the red X button. Have a nice day.

Finally. You guys have prolly seen it a million times from other blogs. You will have to bear with me again.

It was Day 2 in Hong Kong and i couldn’t wait to go Disneyland. 🙂

Like i said before, Disneyland in Hong Kong is so accessible (just a couple of MTR rides away) it become such a cliche to visit Disneyland. Every single picture taken in Disney HK is cheesy (up to you if you intend a pun here).

So….

Maybe Cheeserland is more interesting a place to visit! *takes opportunity to pimp self kao kao*

But there’re too many photos, so i’ll only post half today ok.

A spot where millions of people stood before and had a picture taken.

I was so lucky. It was a week day and it wasn’t crowded. I spend only 15 minutes max to queue for a ride. 🙂

So cute. If you need some fire for BBQ you can use this boxie. 😀

And i was gonna turn myself into a Disney cheese too.

Wedding Minnie

Pink Minnie. But didn’t suit me cuz i was wearing red that day.

Finally i decided to be a Classic Minnie!

And bought a pair of sandals, which are like, totally worn now. So better don’t buy them, kinda made-in-chinaish.

Sunny day. To say that it was hot is a total understatement.

It was so-hot-i-melted-a-cheezillion-times kinda hot. Do not go to Disneyland HK during summer.

I love the Main Streets!

The Disney Carousel

Ahoy! It’s Pirateland!

Guess who i saw!

Johnny Depp! Erm, i mean, Jack Sparrow! (See how deep Depp’s charm in Carrots of the Currybean has embedded in our hearts!!!666omg)

Waaa so gaya betul!

Warao. Like carbon copy nia. *swoons*

*To be continued…*

I know.

It’s been two months and i haven’t finished blogging about my HK trip.

I’m sorry. Sort of regained a teeny weeny bit of happeningness lately. So much happened after the trip, but all is good. 🙂

Day 4 in Hong Kong

The Hotel.

The shabby breakfast.

In this apparently quite famous HK style cafe called Mido.

Mac & Luncheon Meat in clear soup.

Can’t be simpler!

Polo Bun

You guys must try this. Very nice Melon Milk. 😀

Like i said before. It rained everyday during my trip in Hong Kong. Including the last day.

Managed to squeeze in the last itinerary in HK—Wong Tai Sin temple.

Back to Macao

And i had exactly only one hour to walk around in Macao.

Had i known Macao is so beautiful, i’d have spent more time there!

Regret!!! Urgh now i only had one hour! ONE!!!!1111

Love the buildings and monuments.

So…

Pardon my camwhoring.

Pardon my camwhoring too.

Pardon my camwhoring three.

Wahaha this picture reminds me of Tomb Raider PS2. We need medipaks.

And the nice food in Macao.

Famous Pork Cutlet Bun.

Super Dericious ok.

And also the Ginger Bubble Milk Tea.

Thirsty yet? 😀

Last but not cheese.

And how could i miss

the mostest famousest

Portugese Eggtart?

😀

I went on a blind date with this guy Boboie (i kept mispelling his name as Boobie 0_o)

My mom said that he’s quite a humble gentleman, soft spoken and smart. Ahh just my type. I rike. 🙂

We agreed to go for a casual meet-up in Ikano.

I felt kinda suffocated, maybe because of kancheong-ness.

Or maybe it’s just the carrier.

Mommy bought it because she thought that it’s really pretty for a puppy carrier. But she never thought about my feelings, how i feel bored inside. *sulks*

Anyway, i saw my… date, Boobie Boboie.

He belongs to aunt Nicole.

She and Mommy always talked about how they can become in-laws. Like, puhleeeeeeease la, i don’t even know a single bit of this… this Boboie. Like, duh, how would they know i’ll even like him?

-_-

Okay nevertheless. I notice he’s got bright, jade-like eyes. Which is quite rare for a Shih Tzu.

I dunno! I think they are kinda… captivating.

I’m not being materialistic la but… seems like he is quite well-groomed, and came from a noble family too. But why would Mom even approve of this inter-race relationship? *engrosses self in deep thoughts*

Suddenly! Mommy called my name.

Okay i hate this! She always believes in ladies first and always asks me to make the first move! Hate. Why. I love to be passive and showered by a whole limelight of attention. I’m a Maltese Princess!

Okay lo, fine lo. Later go home she will scold me being not obedient enough and make me do all those sit ah stand ah stay ah sorta crazy shit. Sien. -_-

And she won’t give me cookies if i don’t do what she tells me to!!! 🙁

Ok here i go.

I gave Boboie a polite kiss. Argh my first kiss! Gone!

Mana tau i kena marah by Mommy!!!

Haiyo paiseh.

Which reminds me of Jojo. Man, i miss him. Mommy said aunt April is busy, so i don’t get to meet him again. But maybe it’s just sad excuse that he doesn’t even fancy me! *sob*

I’m the most gorgeous, beautiful Maltese princess in the world (that’s what Mommy tells me EVERYDAY. I kinda got hypnotized into believing that lo, you know?), how can Jojo even dislike me? *sob*

OMG MAYBE HE’S ALREADY HAD A GIRLFRIEND! *sobbb*

Uh. Forget bout that. That’s the reason why i’m here with Boboie.

I’m the ultimate romanticist. I remember Jojo has this enchanting smell on his body… Just sooo… intoxicating. EH! *slaps self with tail* Why am i talking about him again!

I wonder if Boboie smells the same.

Hmmm… So manly.

But… he doesn’t seem like the very layan type. All this while he was just keeping quiet. He didn’t even look my way, Cheez, why are men being so unpredictable nowadays? Is he really being polite, or is he actually hinting his disinterest in me!!!666

Why oh why. Am i not adowable enough? *acts cute, curses and indulges in self-pity*

Suddenly.

WOW.

THAT. Was really random.

Corny title i know. But we have more horny things to be aware of.

When I learnt that Honda Malaysia has pledged a contribution of RM5 million to WWF-Malaysia to save the Sumatran rhinos, I was like 0.o.

Eh come on, 5 mil can do a lot of things wei (prolly can buy Paris Hilton a dinner) And they are wasting it on… rhinos?!

But rhinos aren’t even cute! 0.o

Okay. They might be marginally quite attractive if they were pink.

And no, Honda’s next model is not Honda Rhino.

But why would they spend so much money to save some muddy creatures from extinction?

Before reading their articles, I had not a clue that Sumatran rhinos are actually a Malaysian natural heritage.

It is estimated that there are less than 300 Sumatran rhinos left in the world.
And the reason the Sumatran rhino is considered a Malaysian heritage is that it is the only rhino species found in Malaysia. Until now, Honda Malaysia is the first and only corporation dedicated to sponsoring a long term project to save the Sumatran rhino.

Then I was a little touched knowing that they would rather spend 5 mil on such challenging conservation efforts than to bring Paris Hilton out for coffee and manicure.

Though my opinion that rhinos are ugly still stands, I do hope that we Malaysian can prevent them from turning into a museum specimen.

Or maybe I can pretend that Rhinos are as cute as Cheddie la.

Okay bad photoshop. -_-

Anyway if you are Cheddie lover an animal lover , remember to support Honda’s campaign by putting up the green rhino logo on your blog.

I’ve done it. You? 🙂

I love Ratatouille so much i watched it again.

After the movie, i went to the supermarket and bought…

Strawberries and cheese.

Remember this scene in Ratatouille, where Remy took a bite of the strawberry then cheese, and there were fireworks lighting up in the background??! (Speaking of which i got conned all the way to Putrajaya to watch a mere 4 minutes of fireworks. But all gorgeous. 🙂 )

Waaaa i really wanted to try that wei! I think Remy tastes great! has got great taste!

I bought some Driscoll’s and Young Dutch Edam. I dunno la, never tried strawbies with edam before, kancheong! Cuz normally they only serve grapes and dried fruits with the cheese platter.

Here’s my experiment!

The strawbie was quite petite.

*bites*

Hmmm! I can feel a slightly soft, delicate, twinkling ripple. Like biting into a yummy baby’s skin. Muahaha.

Then bits of sparkling sourness kicks in. Shiok.

Okay now lemmi try the young, handsome edam.

Edam in Spanish is queso de bola, literally ‘ball cheese’. LOL so cute!

*bites*

Hmm… i feel an upbeat, tangy swirl of flavor at first bite, then circles of nottiness nuttiness pop up here and there…

Now it’s time to combine the two!

I know mild edam is good with fruits. But i never tried it before! *anxious*

*bites*

Whoaaa… i feel a bursting sense of euphoria, like a medley of exciting flavors that suddenly ignites a fire.

*bites more*

The magic of fusion. The fireworks climax.

Suddenly. I thought of Remy.

Yes i feel you, Remy. The surrealistic fireworks that sparkle and dance around you. Yes yes Remy, you’re the greatest cook of all. I love you Remy. Would you come home with me and cook for me for the rest of your life? And i shall repay you with a life time supply of expensive cheese of your choice.

Marry me Remy! (Eh.. Tongue twister?!) I’m a good rat too! Who loves cheese!
 

Ok. I was just overly exaggerating every single alphabet in this entry. Ignore me please. Now go back to work, or book ticket for Ratatouille. Thanks.