Pun of the day:
Bunny is encucumbered with veggies

Why! A mutated bunny of course. 🙂

P/S:Ok la it’s a baby bittergourd. 🙂

Pun of the day:
Photo with Amber—-No Chance Left.

What’s happening in One Utama? So dramatic!

Yes incheese. Some drama is going on.

Cast

The story goes like this:

A young couple goes shopping in One Utama on a sunny afternoon…

(Poor Amber, i saw her yawn at least 20 times in half an hour. Must be those late night shoots!)

(But she looked damn adorable! ^_^)

On the other side…

Danny started to panic

Disclaimer
The above story is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed are used fictitiously.

Behind the scene

And how could i forget to…

Take picture with Amber gorgeous! She hogged the right side… as usual.

-_-

But i forced her to swap places… as usual.

😛

😀

*edit*
Crap. So so sorry. I think the male actor is Steven Yap and not Danny Something. Thanx Mr Pig for correction.

Pun of the day:
Katherine McFailed -__-

I know Taylor won. Shut up. I dun like to put this face. -__-.

To me, Astro is a completely redundant and unnecessary luxury I need for entertainment, when there’re so many cheesorons out there on MSN.

However, I do at times, regret not having subscribed to it. One of the examples being on American Idol Finals.

The live broadcast on Astro was at 8am on channel 70 but I only got to watch it on 8tv at 10.30pm. During these 14 hours, it was almost impossible not to be exposed to the result, unless you are Jack Shephard from LOST.

I for one, hate hate hate spoilers. Therefore i decided to sever myself from all forms of media. I switched off the radio, banned myself from going online for half a day and made my mom to pre-read all my sms’es. Nah, just kidding. I even prepared for the worst—I made sure all my friends won’t put lines like “Yay! Taylor rules” or “%$#*@, Kate should have won! &%@#$” in their MSN nicks, just in case I failed to resist the urge to go on MSN.

HOWEVER.

Spoilers always come when you least expect them.

I was having lunch in this quiet restaurant (so that my PC was out of sight and out of reach), when two ladies sitting ten feet away started kepoh’ing out loud.

“Did you watch American Idol just now?”
“Yea!”
“Who won?”
“The grey hair guy.”

-_-

Fucckaccino.

Tell me I should have covered my ears the moment they started talking.
No. I should have just eaten cup noodle at home.

AMERICA IS INSANE!

Seriously, I don’t really care if Taylor or Kat won, because all my favorites got voted out. I’m sure Katherine sang like a cat in the rain during her final song, but if i were to pick one winner, Taylor would be so out of my list.

Chris and Elliott are my favorites. After Chris got kicked out, I laid all hopes on Elliott, but America disappointed me. Sobz. I wanted Elliott to win.

Elliott Elliott Elliott Elliott Elliott !!!

T_T

Pun of the day:
Welcome black to Limcockwing.

Gah. Not like it can be any other color.

Anycheese. Not in the best of moods today cuz i mistook some pills as my IBS medicine, ate three and slept like a log as if there’s no tomorrow.

I’m still feeling dizzy.

Just tons of photos today, of yesterday’s “Graduation Party” for all final semester students in LUCT.

The best thing here is that we always have surprise parties. PM visits la, DPM visits la, Apeman visit la or some Dr PermanentHeadDamage comes and gives lecture…

BLACK party by people in BLACK in a BLACK building.

Then all classed will be cancelled *last minute* for some shoe-polishing and ass-kissng session.

And for the first time since the existence of the CyberJaya black box, there’s actually a party for the student! Which is *FREE*!

And for the fist time in history you get something free in LUCT!

Man those meehoon tasted like rubber band, but what the heck it’s free

Cheez their generosity deserves an entry in Guinness.

But since this party is about *us* graduating students and not some faces you see in the newspaper until sien, i reckon we should really have a bit of fun, which is something that hardly exists in and within a 20km radius of the black box.

put on ICI to increase the chance of photogenicness

Pic courtesy of Mozzie
Sorry for the sudden change of focus but i was really hypnotized by his blue eyes…erm.. contacts.

Tan Sri’s fav blonde. She’s really got curves i tell you.

She’s prolly one of the hottest chicks in LUCT. Is it just me or does she look so much like a Nicole Richie and Aishwarya rai combo??

Some events:

Shake some booty

Some fashion show

Designers and their models

Finally, the group photo!

Design School

Comm School

So… erm, tame. LOL.

Happy escaping from the black box!

Pun of the day:
Keju: *packs bunny in suitcase*
Bunny: *packs bunny suit just in case*

When Peachick sent me this photo, I went omicheezcheesuscrust non-stop for 5 minutes.

Omicheez Cheesus Crust!

A bigass wall ad!

How often do you see a life-size you on the street? Cheez, I wonder how Amber Chia feels man. She sees herself everywhere wherever she goes. Not creepy one meh?

Excited, I went to KLCC to see myself for myself.

OMC! After careful scrutiny, I reckon I might want to take back some things I’ve said awhile ago in my Maxis entry.

They actually show my legs! (They didn’t show it on paper ad.)

Ok la, granted. It’s quite difficult to PS the reflection on the ground so my apolocheese.

After admiring myself the reflection of the water for awhile, I suddenly went wait-a-minute-WTFish.

>__“please come for a casting because you are shortlisted for a so and so print ad”, and when you ask for the pay they will tell you a figure that pushes your eyebrows inwards. Then you ask again “ WTF Sorry, but how come so little ah? It’s for (insert a bigtime company’s name) wor”, then they will reply you “Oh, the budget is low because it is only a small scale print ad that will only be out in the paper/brochure/mag”. They are not even sure which print it is.

Got such giant size tabloid ah?

You guys go MPH pick up an “Intro to Advertising”, turn to page 24, they will tell you this is an outdoor ad, print your ass!

-_-

It is not the first time happening lor. Previously some Z cosmetic company also paid me peanuts hazelnut ok la walnut (definitely not coconut) for a photoshoot they claimed “will only be printed on brochures for display at the cosmetic booths” (You know, those purchase-RMXXX-worth-of-product-and-get-a-free-makeover-and-some-weird hairstyle-and-get-stuffed-in-some-mink-and-hola-look-here-smile-and-*click*-and-print gimmick.)

Then I see myself smiling happily in X magazine

and Y magazine

Watson catalogue

and big banners in shopping malls.

ONLY BE DISPLAYED AT THE BOOTH YOUR ASS.

LIARSSS.

smashpOp being his usual siao self.

Fucckaccino. I don’t get paid RM so-and-so to be humiliated like this ok! Imagine how many ball-scratching balding hamsuplows will ogle at your half unbuttoned top and god knows what they’ll do to the wall.

I’m going to sue Maxis kao kao!

Don’t angwee ok Maxis people who read this. By the way i love your RM1 for 1000 SMS Maniac Monday. 🙂

Pun of the day:
Two books that make the entire bunny kingdom hare-wired.

Warning–18SG

(Violence against juvenile bunnies. To report, please contact the WTF WWF hotline on 01483 426333.)

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Peacock gave me this book which he has absolutely no use of.
But to me it could be the ultimate bunny bible.

If only he gave it to me 2 months ago when I was contemplating
bunni-O-cide.

Too bad I can’t exactly apply anything from the book, because it’s only meant for normal-function sane bunnies. I know, I know. I’m a mutated bunny now, aka the Bist. Plus, I’m no longer suicidal.

Imagine if I received the book two months ago.

“Knife away your life”

I may not be as creative as the author Andy Riley, but sometimes the simplest way might be the best way.

“Relax with Anthrax”

You may want to read the instructions properly in order to bite the dust correctly.

Heck. The book came so untimely.

However, two minutes later, Peacock gave me another book.

The Return of the Bunny Suicide:
How to Advocate Bunni O’ cide.

=DDD

“Chopper for the hopper”

Since I can’t kill myself now, I think it would be good if i could help those who wish to be killed.

“Cracks and cheese”

I read it everyday, everywhere, follow instructions and doing all kinds of experiments just to save kill save (i think?!) bunnykind. And I do free consultation too!! Am I a saint or what?

Apart from plan one, two and three, there are so many other ways to keep up with your Happy Tree Friends trend.

Finally…

You know, a sifu will only achieve a great sense of fulfillment when she finally sees her apprentices getting the gist of what she teaches AND practicing them at the same time.

Yayness! Now my annoying little bunnycousin is suichildal!

I feel so gratified now.

=)

Pun of the day:
My cheesability is everyellow.

Once upon a time, there was a mutated bunny.

=THE END=

Thank you for your time. Have cheese.

Today we’ll skip pun of the day, because…

We’re having super pun of the week to make up for my previous punless post.

Failure to Launch

We have “Failure to Launch”, starring Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Peacock wanted to have a movie date with Cheesie. But Cheesie is annoyed by his constant obsession with cross species breeding.

Below is a conversation between them. Read very carefully.

Dammit. Webbit screwed up these two days. Connection signal is blinking 30 second red and two second green alternatively.

Grrr!!! It is like calling your chained up pet monkey’s name and keep asking “Come come, you want apple or banana? apple or banana?” and swinging the said fruits baits in his face but not giving him any.

Damn annoying can.

You know how torturing it is to publish this entry. I have to (present tense cuz i’m still doing it, for half an hour already bloody hiao) keep looking at the connection signal and click “publish post” immediately once i see that two second green light, (It feels like playing “whack the chipmunk” arcade game except that i’m whacking the “publish” button. And i fail miserably -__-) and the next thing i know is that it turns red again. Then the “Could not connect to Blogger.com. Saving and publishing may fail. Test connection now. Contacting Blogger.com… warning shows up.

Fucckaccino. I feel so disconnected. 🙁

Anycheese. I’m now also highly convinced that chronically spastic MSN nudgers are, well… sigh. I don’t even want to elaborate on that.

See it for yourself la.

Sorry. Blame my PMS. I need some choccie. Or banana. Or choco fudge banana cheesecake. 🙁

P/S:
I don’t even know if it is published now. 🙁
Bear with my typo if there’s any. No time to proof read. 🙁