If you think my life is happening and fun fun fun fun, maybe i need a reality check. I spent the entire Friday night chatting.

With a Chatbot.

I never get any pasta at all that night.

As i cannot think cuz i just exhausted the last molecule of my brain cells on physical activities. That’s how anatomically retarded i am when it comes to sports.

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But i always love adidas’s events because they are so generous no matter how lousy you are at games you always go home with something. I have never gone home empty handed at an adidas event before.

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Outfit!

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It’s really rare you get to see me in my sports shoes ok!!

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Event was at the outdoor area at Pavilion. Was made to feel like an midget the moment i got to the venue.

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Met Redmummy!

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Who is *gasp* preggie again! A lot of people don’t dare to ask her because they got she just got really fat lol. But that’s a huge tummy for a two-month pregnancy!

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Queued up for the caricacure at the booth.

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Artist sketching me.

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Haha look like me meh! My hair is more mermaided than that 😛

We were supposed to participate in a blogger challenge that day.

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While waiting for Beautiful Nara to arrive i played Wii basketball

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Wii basket is really the only sports i’m REMOTELY interested in.

(Ok sorry recycled pun)

(Then again i’m all into reducing, reusing and recycling it’s becoming a habit so don’t blame me)

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So then the blogger challenge begin!! First one is Min Soccer challenge. We’re supposed to see who can kick the most balls into the 1 point hole. T__T

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And my opponent is Beautiful Nara who is like sepak takraw expert T____T

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So this is me attempting to kick some balls wtf.

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Awkward lol!!! Those people also feel kancheong for me. :X

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Next game is dribbling T______T.

The only dribbling i’ve ever done is probably when i see really mouth-watering food T___T.

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This is me dribbling. Cannot even see the ball wtf. And  I dunno why there’s a hand there in this picture. It’s like saying “Hey that’s not how you dribble!! FOUL!” T_T

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Got the hand again. I must REALLY suck at this T____T

But i managed to finish it within one minute, so i got like 6 points for “sportmanship” T__T. Is like markah kesian for really good handwriting in exam T__T.

Anyway. Last challenge was supposed to be Wii basket and since i’m remotely fairly good at wii so i thought i might have some hope here.

Manatau there was some power problem and we had to skip that challenge T_T

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And changed it to Footbag instead. T___________________T

You’re supposed to… juggle the footbag with your body except your hands. It’s really not like i suck at juggling. It’s just i don’t have enough balls to do it, unlike the guys.

(Haha sorry stock pun)

I’m too embarrassed to even tell you how it went.

But it’s supposed to look something like this.

Anyway, i reckon if you’re good at street dancing or sepak takraw and stuff, with some practice you shall be good at this.

adidas is having a footbag competition, and the winner gets to go to Helsinki I WANT

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But i’ll just stick to other easier sports like…. foosball wtf. Which is a whole different…… ball game.

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But in the end we’re all one big happy family because everybody won something!!! I got myself a reversible lady bag and a bag pack.

Of course then there’s the main hero adidas merchandise goodie:

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adidas Pure Game deodorant and Eau De Toilette.

You game? Go visit the Footbag Championship final round at Mid Valley Megamall 29th June – 3 Jul 2011!

(means clothes in Japanese it sounds like f**ku but it also means “blessing” at the same time so it’s quite cool.)

That’s all my files’ name for all the pictures i took for my pasar malam sales for people who like cheapskate clothes wtf. Most of them sold out but i’m re-posting some picture here just so you can see what you missed out and sit in a corner in pure regret while other people who got them gloat about it at their own corner wtf.

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And some that i have no time to post yet:

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Can see myself camho behind wtf. #foreveralone

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ok Pasar Malam Sales here! Will update more when i have time la.

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Ok nao some other random pix.

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Love this top max! So comfy! By MURUA ok not for sale but you can get from minimaos.

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Like i blogged a little earlier about my irrational fear for the impending zombie apocalypse due to mankind’s ruthless acts to mother nature, i have also increased effort in doing my part to delay having the undead chewing my brains off for as long as i can.

Last week’s mission is to help save the rain forest for 7 days. And i pledged to myself in this whole week, i must maintain keep up the pledge. Here are the 10 things i’m committed to doing:

1. Recycle

Subject: Clothes. Save water!!! I do this ALL THE TIME. So this is not a problem. Next.

2. Do Not Send Birthday Cards

Send greetings via Twitter instead. Wow thats saves me tons of paper every month! Next.

3. Refuse Polystyrene Products.

Every time i see a polystyrene container, i can feel a random person next to me turning grey (zombie color). To challenge myself not to use any, i have personally gone downstairs during lunch time and go to the zhap fan stall and eat among the office workers, alone. You have to know that this is quite a big step for me to take, because for one, i am super lazy. When i’m at home, i’m immobilized in front of my computer. Normally i call the cafe downstairs to send take-out for me. But no. I shall WALK DOWNSTAIRS from now on. And secondly, i absolutely hate eating alone. But to complete this mission, i shall be #ForLunchTimeAlone. It’s all worth it.

4. Smart Tapao

Which i have blogged about multiple times before. If i MUST tapao, then i use Tupperware. There was this one time i got conned into tapaoing oyster mee suah for Dumbi, i tried to convince him to eat so we don’t use another polystyrene foam, he said where got! People in the stall are using the same thing what! I was like, really? Then i went and tapao, and discovered that they use normal plastic bowls, and i got very angry and whatsapp him a picture of the bowls and called him a jerk. From today onwards i will bring Tupperware for oyster mee suah.

5. Refuse Plastic Bags

Every time i shop on Saturdays, i will secretly laugh at those people who nod when the cashier asks if he/she needs a plastic bag. I’m all like haha sucker, you are now 20 cents poorer, watch this!!! Then proudly present my XL size handbag at the counter. (You now know that i am THAT kiamsiap).

6. Reinforce Aircon For 4 Principle

Ok, if you don’t already, here’s the thing you need to know about visiting my house. I will only switch on the aircon if there’s more than 4 people. (A Siberian Husky is counted as 4 people) Because! Well because aircon harms the earth and cause global warming etc! (Ok la actually i just want to maintain my TNB bill at RM20 a month. Yes, that’s how kiam i am). So yea, bring your own portable air-cooler. Thanks.

7. E-books

Well i stopped buying magazines and download them online instead because i want to save the rainforest!!! I also started downloading free e-books instead of real books. That’s totally because i care for the earth. And not because i’m totally broke. Or too lazy to go to the book store. Or because a book cost like 10 zhap fan meals. Or because i am completely addicted to my Galaxy Tab. Nope. I CARE. (The last part is actually a bit true.) I mean, i’m sad that no one invented e-Toilet Paper yet. If not i’ll totally ditch Cutie Compact too.

8. Reduce Car Pollution

By not using my car. Normally i will carpool (read: force my friends to come fetch me). Or just FFK friends who ask me out.

9. Don’t Flush Toilet

Only do it after X amount of usage. WHAT? My toilet doesn’t have Half-Flush option!

10. Actually Make Effort to Know More about the Rain Forest

i could be doing everything the wrong way if i don’t have the right knowledge. Hence the Sloggi Love World Event.

at Sungai Tekala Recreational Forest, Taman Warisan Negeri Selangor. Which is also what inspired me to take up this 7 days challenge to save the rain forest.

Received a Sloggi eco shopping bag, which will boost success rate of my Pledge No.5!

Cindy at the event.

It was an adventurous day for a bunch of bloggers… Who almost became… Loggers.

We went jungle trekking to get closer to the nature, and learning more about our local rain forest.

Our magnificent rain forest. Do you know that this park protects the water supply  for the whole Selangor? If Selangor got flood, you know who to blame la. No one but your own fault for not making enough effort to preserve our precious forest.

Look at that massive tree!

And the fern thing, reminds me of the beanstalk thing Mario climbs to enter a secret world in Super Mario Bros!

This tree is old and dying because there’s a huge crack.

It was quite an unusual day from my usual hiding-at-home routine.

Except maybe for the Mozzie-Apocalypse part lol.

I’m sticking close to Aud so that i don’t get any bites 😛

After that, we had to menanam pokok!!! Man, the last time i did that was during Gotong-Royong in primary school! So nostalgic!!!

The kind officer helped us with it, and then we use the cangkul so secure the little pokok and then siram air. (HAHAHHA all my BM vocab is coming back!)

The tree belongs to the 4 of us!

My very low maintenance child and i.

After taman pokok, we had a nice lunch.

Sloggi donated RM25k from the profit of its Love World collection to TrEES (Treat Every Environment Special), to protect the rainforest’s habitats, wildlife and eco-system. These are some of the new ranges from Sloggi, which offers eco-comfort, which means ultra soft, natural and organic fabric that is manufactured using eco-friendly processes.

Believe it or not, i used to make myself breakfast.

I will buy bread and milk and i’ll throw two eggs inside my electrical kettle and make half boil egg.

But i always end up not finishing my food because i stay alone, or completely forget about them to the point where i had a 6 months old chicken fillet, a 2 years old mentaiko sack from Osaka in my freezers, and eggs that are actually harden over time.

Then i just stop eating breakfast completely.  Sometimes i pop a few vitamins and just wait for lunch time. And it’s not doing my body any good. I get IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) due to irregular meal times and i feel tired all the time.

I wasn’t gonna do anything to change the bad habit because i think it’s quite common, a lot of people around me do the same thing since it’s just a bad Malaysian culture. Until i came across real good culture. In a bottle.

Literally Good Live Cultures. Lots of them.

According to their Facebook page, if you take two small bottles a day, you will feel good and look good in just 14 days.

For me, that is great news. Because that means i don’t have to worry about not having something healthy for breakfast for the next 14 days.

And i no longer have to feel guilty for not eating my breakfast. And i’m so glad that it comes in so many different flavors i can have a different one everyday for a week!

Before i filled up my fridge with 30 bottles of Nestle Bliss, i had to admit that i didn’t really like yogurt drinks because i thought they were for kids who like a lot of colors and fake flavors. It’s like drinking sour paint, and the thought really puts me off.

It’s really nice to know that Nestle Bliss is made of REAL FRUIT juice and contains no artificial coloring at all!  Not only that, it is also the only yogurt drink in Malaysia that contains Inulin—a prebiotic, which is in the form of soluble fiber that will improve your digestive system and help promote the growth of live cultures.

Of course then there’s the Live Cultures, which are good bacteria that creates a good environment in your intestines, because there is a lot of harmful bacteria in there. I know it sounds abit anti-appetizing to discuss about things that live in your lower intestines, but Nestle Bliss vows that you will feel different.

SO!

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You think you’d be up for the challenge too?

Spent my weekend clearing my wardrobe and here’s two whole full luggages of stuff (i think) i don’t want anymore. The last time i did that was around the same time last year!

I think i could just sell them off pasar malam price and get some extra money to buy more stuff. Wa if i keep doing this i will have new clothes forever wtf.

Then also i took shitload of pictures of the clothes (i thought) i will never wear anymore but the thing is that once you put it on it’s like wtf it looks so good on me why didn’t i want to wear it anymore?! So yea i might change my mind any time also because i’m a woman wtf so maybe i will still end up keeping some of those stuff in my wardrobe for another two years or so, completely untouched.

Haven’t had time to edit the new pictures but these are some of the stuff i compiled.

More coming soon and i posted them all on FACEBOOK so you know what to do la if you want to see more update wtf.

Anyway i also did something totally unexpected the other day!

I went rock climbing wtf.

I really am boulder than i thought!!! (pun wtf)

The Nuffies tweeted one picture of me climbing and nobody believed it’s me wtf. They say confirm photoshopped my face onto some other chicks body. Anyway i think it was quite fun except that the next day you may be walking like a zombie cuz cannot feel your arms wtf.

I only drove all the way to Wangsa Maju and tried this out because Milkadeal had an awesome 70% off deal on Mad Monkeyz indoor climbing gym. Who can say no to discount! Find out more deals every day at Milkadeal!

Since i didn’t get to go to Japan (sob),  i find myself seeking solace in flipping through Japanese magazines in Kinokuniya pretending i’m in a bookstore in Osaka, or playing pachinko on my android pretending i’m in an arcade center in Shibuya, or go to Sasa with Aud to buy Japanese make up products pretending we’re in Don Quihote, or just looking at random Japanese words. I also downloaded Kanji Test for primary school students on my phone -_-.

Or getting new range of Japanese skin care product and pretending i’m using it during my Sakura trip that i canceled (sob).

Was invited to Hada Labo’s new product launch, which is the skin care brand that i started using  a year ago during my trip to Nagoya.

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That’s my host family’s beautiful front porch.

It is since then also my favorite skin care brand that is super awesome at the motestestest affordable prices. It’s hard to imagine something so value for money is as good as, if not better than some of the high end skin care brands from cosmetic counters.

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8 girl bloggers who were invited to Hada Labo’s new product launch!

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And did you realize we’re wearing the same top!!!! #alwayshappens

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Hada Labo Retinol range.

You can recognize this new range in their whole new fiery red packaging!

why the day’s dresscode is Perfect White X Simple dash of Red.

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Mine was on the skirt

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Cindy and i

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The new Retinol range has 5 products that not only hydrates your skin, but also has firming and lifting effects, perfect for people who are concerned about aging. *ahem ahem *looks around self consciously

So happy! I was quite satisfied with the previous range because it works well on hydration, but i still wanted something that as anti-aging effect *accepts truth of life.  Now this is perfect for me! And it’s so affordable i don’t have to feel kiamsiap when i use other products, always use very little amount then feels heartache when i use it on the neck. Now i can apply to my whole body HAHAHA.

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Doing a moisture test on my hand. This is before.

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And after i apply just one drop of  Hada Labo Lifting and Firming Lotion.

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Result!!!!

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Just like the previous product, it has a sticky effect on your skin, which comes from the Super Hyaluronic Acid that locks all the moisture in your skin. You just need a small amount and gently pat it until it is all absorbed.

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This is the complete set of products i brought home!

Everything is in Japanese so you probably can’t read HAHAHA. #trollface.jpg

But there’s English info printed on the box la, though you probably take longer time shopping than me hehe.

Here’s a brief review of the product!

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This is the new hero! The most popular lotion that i use as a toner after cleansing my face. It doesn’t contain alcohol so there’s zero irritation. It is also very light, but the hydration stays through one whole night it’s amazing.

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This is the essense! It’s to be used after the lotion. Sometimes i skip this because i am too lazy. But the magic of this is that it not only smoothes the surface but also penetrates deeply into the skin. Sometimes i even use it as a quick fix for my cakey make-up after a long day, it’s almost like a wrinkle filler, you can see you skin becoming smoother and less fine lines!

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This is the milk, not to be confused with the lotion because the bottle is quite similar. But it is milky color white the lotion is clear. It has a velvety feeling to it, and it is the perfect ending to your beauty routine right before you sleep. It keeps the moisture locked in and you feel hydrated all the way till the next day.

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This is the cream for people who likes an even richer texture. If the milk is… milk, well this is like cream cheese. It’s thicker and extremely nourishing. I’d totally bring this for my winter travels.

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Last it is the mask. I have been using Hada Labo’s mask and i must say it’s a god sent for lazy people like me. Some days when you come home after crazy partying or events and you’re too lazy to repeat the whole skin care nonsense, i just put this on for 10 minutes and pat the remaining essence until all is absorbed. And when you wake up the next day it’s the best feeling ever.

After using this new range for about two weeks,  i think it’s even more hydrating than the previous ones i’m using. Seriously my skin feels like it’s swimming in jello all the time *doink doink. Plus the bonus is that with the new formula, it reduces fine lines too! Need not spend extra money to buy those wrinkle fillers!

I think i have just found the perfect Mother’s Day gift. And the price range is only from RM49.90 to RM75.90. You can get them exclusively from Guardian.

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Mochi mochi!!!

And i’m just putting these leftover pix from Zurich together to construct this piece of crap.

So please don’t expect this post to be anything more than half-assed. In fact, it may not even contain real ass. Not even half.

So if you want to bugger off and read 9gag.com or watch some Redtube i totally don’t blame you. You jerks.

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What? Of course i’m looking at your non existent fashion sense. Not.

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If you wonder how people live in Zurich

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You just have to find a window.

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Believe it or not this is a weather proof bicycle. Fully manual with peddle and mechanical shit like that.

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Don’t even know what to call these

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This is when i discovered that i want to be cool like people who have those collectible shit. Mine is now snow globes. Now you know what to get me when you walk into a souvenir shop. You’re welcome.

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Half-ass frozen fountain.

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Dunno what we’re trying to do.

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Definitely not something very clever.

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I discovered that roasted chestnuts are like the only thing i could afford in Switzerland.

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Full-ass frozen fountain.

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Swiss people read English, right?

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This is the last semi pseudo good looking photo of me of the trip. Then i didn’t bother looking into the mirror anymore.

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Some Swiss lottery thing.

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I mean, Swiss people do understand English, right? No, seriously.

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When i discovered this i was like but then i was like

Because i found out that it’s fake. Some asshole gave this plant a hair dye.

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Sausage shop.

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Some gay and obese version of Cinderella left this on the road nobody bothered to pick it up wtf.

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Yea i know. I somehow have this naive idea that an upside down picture will make you look prettier.

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Since i’m kinda running out of things to blog i think the easiest is to go back to blogging about things you like.

I can do this all the time, every single day until everyone pukes sushi.

(Note to self: sound track to play for this post)

Here are some of the things (not all of them) i love about Japan. And some photos i have never published before. Took me a long time to go through all my photo archive to compile this!

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Host family in Nagano

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Host family in Sapporo

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Host family in Nagoya

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Best rice in the world

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Amaebi sushi

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First experience with snow in my life

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First experience with sakura

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Tea ceremony

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My host family’s car in Nagano.

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First time be a one-day teacher in a elementary school in Matsumoto.

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Is this is the high school puppy love they always show in Japanese drama?

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Outdoor hot spring

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The police who found my lost CreamCakeCam™ in the snow and returned back to me.

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Host mom who left me notes in the morning

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Yuriko made me Mentaiko kake gohan everyday and since then i have my mentaiko obsession forever.

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Host mom who always cries when you leave

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Host mom who makes you cute bento when you leave

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Japanese cigarette (yea i sneaked a few back then and i liked to see how long the ash can tahan without falling down wtf). And i understand why most Japanese girls smoke because their cigarette case is glittery pink and probably with hello kitty pattern and is raspberry flavored and the lighter is the shape of a cute lip gloss wtf it’s impossible not to be tempted into buying.

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Ice cream in winter

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Beautiful Kyoto

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Spring Omatsuri in Nagoya

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Ichigo shop in Tenri

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Ichigo Miruku

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Deers in Nara

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Penguin parade at Osaka Aquarium

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Sunset view at Odaiba

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View from Tokyo tower. The road looks like the tower itself!!!!

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Osechi during Japanese New Year

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Pink cheeks you get from the cold weather

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Night market during the festival

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The scariest roller coaster ride i’ve ever seen in my life. This is in Mie. I didn’t like this place because i had my first huge fight with TK  here in Mie i stormed off and ran to the toilet to cry then was lost then was stranded in the cold with my phone battery dying i briefly thought that i would die in Mie wtf.

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Then in the car he sent me this msg and everything was okay again.

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Colorful Osaka

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Best Indian curry ever. That’s the thing about Japan. Chinese food is not really chinese food and indian food is not really indian food in Japan.

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Each pair is only RM38 wtf.

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Discovered Duffy for the first time.

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Fix my hair in Japan for the first time

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Sazaenotsuboyaki #foodyoucantgetinmalaysia

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A beautiful lake in Mitaka

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Ghibli Studio was my favorite

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A live fish that still moves after being sliced wtf. Posted a video and youtube and people scolded me from all over the world for being cruel.

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Can’t wait to go to Japan again. And i go back to Japan all the time *cue Taylor Swift wtf

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Forgotten photos from Switzerland!

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Other kids going skiing.

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We only went sledding that day!

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Here’s a mysterious hand molesting me lolol

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Sledding like this!

I couldn’t take more picture cuz i was busy tumbling down and eating snow off the ground wtf.

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Walking snow dog in the snow. So jealous i want.

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This is our car park lolol

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Infinity hill.

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Our lunch that cost like RM200.

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The cloud sea thing is actually fog covering the city.

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Sunset at 4pm!

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Someone sent me a link to That Can Be My Next Tweet which is a website that predicts what you would tweet next based on your recent ones i think.

And this is how the website thinks i would normally sound on my twitter:

That’s quite…. accurate. I mean. That totally sounds like me.

Why did you even question me?! I’m the most hardworking blogger ever!!!!!!

So bloody hardworking that my blog posts’ ass is getting so full my server can’t even handle it.

My Sixth Sense tells me that an indian film director would volunteer to fix my PC. I can see the Signs and it’s totally The Happening wtf.

WHO MESSED WITH MY FOOD?!?

Radiation got icy?!?!?!?

Srsly what is this i don’t even.

My advertorial rate is THAT EXPENSIVE?!

A huge container for human trafficking to Egypt. You are welcome.

Nobody will ever want to marry me. EVER. *slits wrist

I won’t even marry myself, looking at how i sound like. Even if i do get married it will probably end in divorce and this is how i talk to my ex husband when he asks me to move out.

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And my favorite (or the least):

I’m still extremely traumatized.

But here’s the prediction. My next tweet. (I really hope it comes true)